Gypsy, haha all is normal. No worries sister!

Blackiswhite, you are so on the wrong post LOL.

Mark, I blew his CPU

Tony, if you’re as good as you say you are, you don’t need anymore corset pics!!! Happy headache!

Did you bite his shiny metal ass?

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Gypsy, no no. My apologies, I was on a bender hahe.

Sohos, SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSS.

Mark, At least the tea bagging doesn’t start until around fifth grade.

Gypsy, If I do it right he won’t have any expectations.

Nick, If you think that is creative, you should see his cat box sculptures.

Woeful, Something beefy for sustenance and something soft and round to cleanse the pallet.

Gorilla, If you want an m.r.e. you need to stage a natural disaster, such as a tornado or hurricane, then hang out in the aftermath for three weeks or so and if your lucky F.E.M.A. bring you one.

LBB, Another week pinned under the couch should squash that creativity.

Axey, My mother made me sit at the table for days at a time until I would eat my veggies. You haven’t experienced gross until you have had my mothers three day old boiled okra or her famous pork rind smoked spinach.

Tony, Apparently, so. We have forgotten that they are to be seen and not heard, and when did the village decide that children were the sole responsibility of the morons that had them? I mean, that we had children should tell them that we are clearly not capable of rational or logical thought.

Daisy, Not even Dr. Phil can find away to justify the reasons anyone with a brain would have young-uns.

Buffalo, No. Sadly my beanie flew away in a stiff breeze. As far as riding my broom you should already know that brooms require effort. I don’t like to exert myself.

moooooog, I was like that until my son was three and strung together eight cuss words in a sentence. I was so proud I just couldn’t contain myself.

Minnow, No problem, Have them hermetically in a mayonnaise jar on the back porch for week, then send them fifth class mail via the south pole. You won’t recognize them when I send them back.

Axey, I have found that a heavy log or bundle of cedar kindling are infinitely more effective.

Jahooni, you’ll make someone happier if you eat out.

Henry, Beneficial like a laxative, or like plane full of politicians going down just before someone has to decide witch one will fucuk us over the least? Never mind. Same difference.

Moi, You don’t want children they make terrible house pets. Thanks. When the doctor said meds I was hoping for more of a mixer than a fixer.

Manuel, Do smashed up pots taste better than pans? “couldn’t eat it after”. You could say the same about Brittany.

USA_Admiral, That’s right it’s time to move on to larger more satisfying vegetables.

walker, Flan. What I meant to say was phlegm.

Blonde, The only post about children that could be better is if you omitted the children and gave out money. I said, pridefully.

It was there I discovered the joy of playing with my sausage, so it was not all bad, really.

No more carrots or peas for me.

You’re a great mom.

I refuse to talk to my kids.

They’ll figure out speech at some point.

I did.

(Thanks for linking me. Appreciate it.)

That TV dinner looks effing gross, though. Better to sculpt with than to eat.

And he’s a pretty creative fellow too, did he get that from you? LOL!

Next thing you know he’ll be tea-bagging you with his fork kabobbies…