Comments on: Official Disclaimer. http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/ Just slinging eggs Sat, 22 Nov 2008 21:36:25 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1210 Upset Waitress Mon, 28 Jan 2008 03:20:26 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1210 Ex Rm, I can't save the world. Parjamma momma, although smacking fucktards are quite appealing, it's not worth all the shit you go through. Mark, yes I've noticed your well constructed "fucktard" corral. manuel, tattooed underneath your apron? And who is gonna see it? she, sounds like menopause :P Ex Rm, I can’t save the world.

Parjamma momma, although smacking fucktards are quite appealing, it’s not worth all the shit you go through.

Mark, yes I’ve noticed your well constructed “fucktard” corral.

manuel, tattooed underneath your apron? And who is gonna see it?

she, sounds like menopause :P

]]> By: she http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1208 she Mon, 28 Jan 2008 02:31:07 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1208 oh shit too late now my tsi tsi fly bite is worse and my head feels hot. oh shit too late now my tsi tsi fly bite is worse and my head feels hot.

]]> By: manuel http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1207 manuel Mon, 28 Jan 2008 02:00:56 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1207 are you looking at me when you say that? "Not tipping may be hazardous to your health." I'm gonna get that tattooed...... are you looking at me when you say that?

“Not tipping may be hazardous to your health.”

I’m gonna get that tattooed……

]]> By: Mark http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1206 Mark Sun, 27 Jan 2008 17:52:12 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1206 "No thank you Mark, have you ever smelled fucktard shit?" Well, let me ask YOU something. Have you seen the list of compliments in my sidebar? Those are ALL from fucktards of the first magnitude. “No thank you Mark, have you ever smelled fucktard shit?”

Well, let me ask YOU something.

Have you seen the list of compliments in my sidebar? Those are ALL from fucktards of the first magnitude.

]]> By: pajama momma http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1205 pajama momma Sun, 27 Jan 2008 17:38:22 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1205 <i>Quit roaming the fucktard fields Momma!</i> Oh I wish I could, but I'm addicted to those fields. There's just something about smacking an unsuspecting fucktard upside the head that gets me hot. Quit roaming the fucktard fields Momma!

Oh I wish I could, but I’m addicted to those fields. There’s just something about smacking an unsuspecting fucktard upside the head that gets me hot.

]]> By: Ex-Restaurant Manager http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1203 Ex-Restaurant Manager Sun, 27 Jan 2008 05:19:15 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1203 UW, if people can't keep their babies out of pickle buckets with a warning plastered on it, even your brilliant warning won't help. UW, if people can’t keep their babies out of pickle buckets with a warning plastered on it, even your brilliant warning won’t help.

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1202 Upset Waitress Sun, 27 Jan 2008 03:26:48 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1202 Gypsy, I wuv you :) Gypsy, I wuv you :)

]]> By: Gypsy http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1201 Gypsy Sun, 27 Jan 2008 03:18:51 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1201 For the love of Pete. I am a middle aged woman and if I can take what you write in the spirit it's intended then there is something seriously wrong with your protagonist whoever they may be. Get a fucking life whoever you are and leave my Sammy alone. For the love of Pete. I am a middle aged woman and if I can take what you write in the spirit it’s intended then there is something seriously wrong with your protagonist whoever they may be. Get a fucking life whoever you are and leave my Sammy alone.

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1200 Upset Waitress Sun, 27 Jan 2008 02:45:57 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1200 Quit roaming the fucktard fields Momma! :) Quit roaming the fucktard fields Momma! :)

]]> By: pajama momma http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1199 pajama momma Sun, 27 Jan 2008 02:38:51 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1199 <i>No thank you Mark, have you ever smelled fucktard shit?</i> I've stepped in it a couple times, it's freaking awful! No thank you Mark, have you ever smelled fucktard shit?

I’ve stepped in it a couple times, it’s freaking awful!

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1198 Upset Waitress Sun, 27 Jan 2008 02:25:32 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1198 No thank you Mark, have you ever smelled fucktard shit? No thank you Mark, have you ever smelled fucktard shit?

]]> By: Mark http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1195 Mark Sun, 27 Jan 2008 02:13:17 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1195 Where's the drama? Can I pound the shit out of some fucktards for you?? Where’s the drama?

Can I pound the shit out of some fucktards for you??

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1194 Upset Waitress Sun, 27 Jan 2008 02:02:28 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1194 Woeful is there something on your mind? =) Woeful is there something on your mind? =)

]]> By: Woeful http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1193 Woeful Sun, 27 Jan 2008 01:26:02 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1193 I think that the people causing the drama should just take a big drink of shutthefuckup! If they don't like it, there are many other blogs to read... So drama queens, I beg of you, stop making my balls ache with your mindnumbing foolishness. I get enough of that @ the Library. I think that the people causing the drama should just take a big drink of shutthefuckup! If they don’t like it, there are many other blogs to read… So drama queens, I beg of you, stop making my balls ache with your mindnumbing foolishness. I get enough of that @ the Library.

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1191 Upset Waitress Sat, 26 Jan 2008 23:55:27 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1191 Daisy, haha I'm so jacking that! Nursey, yeap, that's me. All me baby. Gorilla, quit reading now. Blonde, we have missed the second. We were too wrapped up in ourselves. Daisy, haha I’m so jacking that!

Nursey, yeap, that’s me. All me baby.

Gorilla, quit reading now.

Blonde, we have missed the second. We were too wrapped up in ourselves.

]]> By: Blondefabulous http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1190 Blondefabulous Sat, 26 Jan 2008 23:42:54 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1190 If people are gonna take what we write in our blogs seriously, they should just stick their heads back up their asses and wait on the second coming. God knows I still am!!! If people are gonna take what we write in our blogs seriously, they should just stick their heads back up their asses and wait on the second coming. God knows I still am!!!

]]> By: Gorilla Bananas http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1187 Gorilla Bananas Sat, 26 Jan 2008 23:34:07 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1187 My balls are getting bigger. My balls are getting bigger.

]]> By: nursemyra http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1186 nursemyra Sat, 26 Jan 2008 23:26:05 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1186 I'm cutting off internet access for our patients. I had no idea you were the cause of so many of their ailments. the tip is in the post I’m cutting off internet access for our patients. I had no idea you were the cause of so many of their ailments.

the tip is in the post

]]> By: daisyfae http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1185 daisyfae Sat, 26 Jan 2008 23:17:32 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1185 Halle-fucking-lujah, Sister! Preach your gospel to the legions of victims, the functionally retarded, the lame-assed bastards who wouldn't know a good choice if it bit 'em in the ass! But you forgot an important warning - don't scald yourselves, people, because this happy, drunken blogger is smokin' hot! Halle-fucking-lujah, Sister! Preach your gospel to the legions of victims, the functionally retarded, the lame-assed bastards who wouldn’t know a good choice if it bit ‘em in the ass! But you forgot an important warning - don’t scald yourselves, people, because this happy, drunken blogger is smokin’ hot!

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1184 Upset Waitress Sat, 26 Jan 2008 22:29:30 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1184 Qeloth, if you think that's good, you should hear my acceptance speech for the Blog Grammy. It'll put George Clooney to shame! Reluctant Blogger, hi there. Tipping is a prerequisite to be on my blog! Axey, my Grammy has a disclaimer. Henry, I have that warning on a poster above my bed. Gypsy, I would answer that, but I would be afraid of making a controversial statement! :) Walker, you should be safe, but who is safe from you? You dirty sex posting blogger, turn me on like a slut!!! Pajama Momma, then you jsut haven't learned how to use it properly. And welcome here =) Qeloth, if you think that’s good, you should hear my acceptance speech for the Blog Grammy. It’ll put George Clooney to shame!

Reluctant Blogger, hi there. Tipping is a prerequisite to be on my blog!

Axey, my Grammy has a disclaimer.

Henry, I have that warning on a poster above my bed.

Gypsy, I would answer that, but I would be afraid of making a controversial statement! :)

Walker, you should be safe, but who is safe from you? You dirty sex posting blogger, turn me on like a slut!!!

Pajama Momma, then you jsut haven’t learned how to use it properly. And welcome here =)

]]> By: pajama momma http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1183 pajama momma Sat, 26 Jan 2008 21:42:58 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1183 <i>anal seepage</i> I hate it when that happens! anal seepage

I hate it when that happens!

]]> By: walker http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1182 walker Sat, 26 Jan 2008 20:50:46 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1182 I live in a lubricated Bubble with a built in 8 track player I should be safe. I live in a lubricated Bubble with a built in 8 track player I should be safe.

]]> By: Gypsy http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1181 Gypsy Sat, 26 Jan 2008 20:26:36 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1181 Controvesy??? Are you serious??? No really....are you? Controvesy??? Are you serious??? No really….are you?

]]> By: Henry The Guard-Mule http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1180 Henry The Guard-Mule Sat, 26 Jan 2008 19:20:54 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1180 My new saddle came with a longer warning. Ride me with caution! Don't even THINK about attaching it improperly! My new saddle came with a longer warning. Ride me with caution! Don’t even THINK about attaching it improperly!

]]> By: Axey http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1179 Axey Sat, 26 Jan 2008 18:20:25 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1179 I sthere such a thing as a Disclaimer Grammy? I sthere such a thing as a Disclaimer Grammy?

]]> By: Reluctant Blogger http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1178 Reluctant Blogger Sat, 26 Jan 2008 17:23:28 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1178 Ah, it's safer than most things in life then. I always tip. Ah, it’s safer than most things in life then.

I always tip.

]]> By: Qelqoth http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1177 Qelqoth Sat, 26 Jan 2008 17:19:41 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/26/official-disclaimer/#comment-1177 Best disclaimer ever. Best disclaimer ever.

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