Comments on: Harder To Swallow, Harder To Sh*t. http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/ Just slinging eggs Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:29:02 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: Georga http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1254 Georga Tue, 29 Jan 2008 23:48:12 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1254 I am stuck leaving you a comment because you don't have a way to contact you via email. POO! Congratulations! Reverend Qelqoth thinks you deserve my new blog award, The Pine Scented Freshness Award, for original and creative blogs. You can read about it here: http://www.cnghackworth.com/GHNet/?page_id=209 After reviewing your webpage (and subscribing to it, I might add), I agree with him. Please drop me an email for the code I am stuck leaving you a comment because you don’t have a way to contact you via email. POO!

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Reverend Qelqoth thinks you deserve my new blog award, The Pine Scented Freshness Award, for original and creative blogs. You can read about it here: http://www.cnghackworth.com/GHNet/?page_id=209
After reviewing your webpage (and subscribing to it, I might add), I agree with him.

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]]> By: Eric http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1239 Eric Tue, 29 Jan 2008 13:27:48 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1239 ... I once set off the metal detector in an airport because I had so many packets of taco bell sauce in my pockets.... shameful, I know, but I was smuggling them back to Scotland.... … I once set off the metal detector in an airport because I had so many packets of taco bell sauce in my pockets…. shameful, I know, but I was smuggling them back to Scotland….

]]> By: Anna http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1233 Anna Tue, 29 Jan 2008 00:41:22 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1233 Damn... I'm such a lightweight wuzz. I use ketchup on everything and the mild stuff if at Taco Bell. I am so ashamed...but, hey what can you expect from a gal living south of nowhere and almost 3 feet of snow outside. Doesn't take much to get the heat risin' here I guess ;-) Damn… I’m such a lightweight wuzz. I use ketchup on everything and the mild stuff if at Taco Bell. I am so ashamed…but, hey what can you expect from a gal living south of nowhere and almost 3 feet of snow outside. Doesn’t take much to get the heat risin’ here I guess
;-)

]]> By: Blondefabulous http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1232 Blondefabulous Mon, 28 Jan 2008 23:24:32 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1232 Worst hot sauce I ever tried was this one called "Insanity". It was so God damn hot, all I did was dip a spoon in the hot sauce then into the pot of chili I was cooking, and it made the whole damn thing too hot to eat!! A whole day wasted cooking only to have to throw the shit out and go out to dinner at the local fast food waste hole! Worst hot sauce I ever tried was this one called “Insanity”. It was so God damn hot, all I did was dip a spoon in the hot sauce then into the pot of chili I was cooking, and it made the whole damn thing too hot to eat!! A whole day wasted cooking only to have to throw the shit out and go out to dinner at the local fast food waste hole!

]]> By: daisyfae http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1231 daisyfae Mon, 28 Jan 2008 23:19:46 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1231 can you picture me (or anyone for that matter) walking through the yard with a bottle of hot sauce, dripping it onto the critter landmines? i had a vision of the damn dog following me around with a napkin tied around his neck, enjoying the freshly seasoned dukies, and then asking for some fucking grey poupon! can you picture me (or anyone for that matter) walking through the yard with a bottle of hot sauce, dripping it onto the critter landmines? i had a vision of the damn dog following me around with a napkin tied around his neck, enjoying the freshly seasoned dukies, and then asking for some fucking grey poupon!

]]> By: Native Minnow http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1230 Native Minnow Mon, 28 Jan 2008 23:04:40 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1230 To quote Mr. Bungle: "It's not funny my ass is on fire." Are he and I the only ones that feel that way? To quote Mr. Bungle: “It’s not funny my ass is on fire.”

Are he and I the only ones that feel that way?

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1229 Upset Waitress Mon, 28 Jan 2008 23:04:32 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1229 Daisy, hahaha that is fcuking hilarious. Only true pet lovers season their pets turds for them. Haha you talk some funny $hit sis. Daisy, hahaha that is fcuking hilarious. Only true pet lovers season their pets turds for them. Haha you talk some funny $hit sis.

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1228 Upset Waitress Mon, 28 Jan 2008 23:01:10 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1228 Walker, My donkey doesn't start to warm up until noon. Robert, So does sitting on a lit candle. Gypsy, You mustn't kill the greenery just to to save the floral print bath mat. Gorilla, Do you eat that or smoke it. Nursey, I like choking on hot sauce when my old man gives it to me. Admiral, If it doesn't burn don't give up on it, get it a male enhancement product and try again in a week. Woeful, I don't know about thinking outside of the bun, but I sure know about stinking outside the bun. Bent, I was banned from hooters for bare breast butting the waitresses screaming at them, "You call those tits? These are tits!" Gypsy, carry on. Mooooog, You should let the doctor get rid of your moles, melting moles from your skin should not be treated as a game of yard darts. BDS, Taco Bell is definitely the cheapest way to get an ass thrill. Axey, what a "fowl" comment! :) Blaze, those hot sauce packets are like a Zen thing. Pajamma momma, so you are a good cook like me! Blackiswhite, all Mexican hot sauces I've tried have awesome flavor. Cholula is for American pu$$y's though. I love the flavor, just not heated enough. Walker, My donkey doesn’t start to warm up until noon.

Robert, So does sitting on a lit candle.

Gypsy, You mustn’t kill the greenery just to to save the floral print bath mat.

Gorilla, Do you eat that or smoke it.

Nursey, I like choking on hot sauce when my old man gives it to me.

Admiral, If it doesn’t burn don’t give up on it, get it a male enhancement product and try again in a week.

Woeful, I don’t know about thinking outside of the bun, but I sure know about stinking outside the bun.

Bent, I was banned from hooters for bare breast butting the waitresses screaming at them, “You call those tits? These are tits!”

Gypsy, carry on.

Mooooog, You should let the doctor get rid of your moles, melting moles from your skin should not be treated as a game of yard darts.

BDS, Taco Bell is definitely the cheapest way to get an ass thrill.

Axey, what a “fowl” comment! :)

Blaze, those hot sauce packets are like a Zen thing.

Pajamma momma, so you are a good cook like me!

Blackiswhite, all Mexican hot sauces I’ve tried have awesome flavor. Cholula is for American pu$$y’s though. I love the flavor, just not heated enough.

]]> By: daisyfae http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1227 daisyfae Mon, 28 Jan 2008 22:55:03 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1227 hot sauce on everything? maybe... my dog is one of those special critters that eats shit. his own, mostly, and generally when it's cold outside so they are frozen turdsicles. when i asked the vet what to do about it, his first response was 'why is this a problem? he's just recycling!'. after i smacked him with the dog leash, he suggested putting hot sauce on the turds in the yard to discourage the dog... guess who got hit with the leash again? "you want me to SEASON the fucking things for him?" hot sauce on everything? maybe… my dog is one of those special critters that eats shit. his own, mostly, and generally when it’s cold outside so they are frozen turdsicles. when i asked the vet what to do about it, his first response was ‘why is this a problem? he’s just recycling!’. after i smacked him with the dog leash, he suggested putting hot sauce on the turds in the yard to discourage the dog…

guess who got hit with the leash again? “you want me to SEASON the fucking things for him?”

]]> By: Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1226 Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Mon, 28 Jan 2008 20:36:00 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1226 I'm a big fan of Cholula, myself. Hot as tobasco, but it still actually has some real flavor to it. Great on sandwiches, and burritos both. I’m a big fan of Cholula, myself. Hot as tobasco, but it still actually has some real flavor to it. Great on sandwiches, and burritos both.

]]> By: pajama momma http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1225 pajama momma Mon, 28 Jan 2008 18:35:01 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1225 HAhAHA! That looks like our house (although I'm trying to be good now) we have a whole container filled with Taco Bell and chik fil a sauces. I love me some honey roasted BBQ sauce on my chik fil a nuggets. HAhAHA! That looks like our house (although I’m trying to be good now) we have a whole container filled with Taco Bell and chik fil a sauces. I love me some honey roasted BBQ sauce on my chik fil a nuggets.

]]> By: blazngfyre http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1224 blazngfyre Mon, 28 Jan 2008 18:17:10 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1224 I ADORE the advice on the "hot" sauce packet! Obviously more for a man, but hey, it works! :D Oh and Bent? You've never had SUICIDAL wings the way a true Buffalo gal makes 'em! I'll fix you up some that are so good you won't shit right for a MONTH! Buffalo Wild Wings? PFFT! PUHLEEEEASE! Hooters? I can't even believe you mentioned that lame-ass bunch of POSERS! I ADORE the advice on the “hot” sauce packet!
Obviously more for a man, but hey, it works! :D

Oh and Bent? You’ve never had SUICIDAL wings the way a true Buffalo gal makes ‘em! I’ll fix you up some that are so good you won’t shit right for a MONTH!
Buffalo Wild Wings? PFFT! PUHLEEEEASE!
Hooters? I can’t even believe you mentioned that lame-ass bunch of POSERS!

]]> By: Axey http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1223 Axey Mon, 28 Jan 2008 17:12:39 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1223 That last one would leave my ass like a flock of starlings leaving a tree in flight after a gunshot down on the farm. That last one would leave my ass like a flock of starlings leaving a tree in flight after a gunshot down on the farm.

]]> By: BDS http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1222 BDS Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:17:16 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1222 I'm also a big fan of hot sauce on virtually all things edible, but in general, if I eat Taco Bell at all then I'm sleeping alone for a variety of reasons. That stuff can be lethal, yet so cheap. I’m also a big fan of hot sauce on virtually all things edible, but in general, if I eat Taco Bell at all then I’m sleeping alone for a variety of reasons. That stuff can be lethal, yet so cheap.

]]> By: moooooog35 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1221 moooooog35 Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:14:53 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1221 If it doesn't strip the color off your porcelain toilet, it's not hot enough. Hot sauce is also useful for getting rid of moles in your lawn... ...the tricky part is getting your poo in the holes... ...sometimes the neighbors complain. (which also reminds me of this point: KNOW the boundaries of your land before you start) If it doesn’t strip the color off your porcelain toilet, it’s not hot enough.

Hot sauce is also useful for getting rid of moles in your lawn…

…the tricky part is getting your poo in the holes…

…sometimes the neighbors complain.

(which also reminds me of this point: KNOW the boundaries of your land before you start)

]]> By: Gypsy http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1220 Gypsy Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:08:45 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1220 Yeah that works too Nursey.... Yeah that works too Nursey….

]]> By: bent http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1219 bent Mon, 28 Jan 2008 12:58:02 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1219 OMG - too freakin funny - "I want my bathroom to look like a battlefield after dinner." Oh yes, good stuff there! If you have a Buffalo Wild Wings close by, try their "hot" wings - talk about cinging your ass hairs! It makes Hooter's "3 Mile" sauce look like baby food. OMG - too freakin funny - “I want my bathroom to look like a battlefield after dinner.” Oh yes, good stuff there!

If you have a Buffalo Wild Wings close by, try their “hot” wings - talk about cinging your ass hairs! It makes Hooter’s “3 Mile” sauce look like baby food.

]]> By: Woeful http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1218 Woeful Mon, 28 Jan 2008 12:43:23 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1218 Sounds like an ad campaign: So good it feels like a nuclear bomb decimating your asshole! Do you have what it takes to think outside the bun? Sounds like an ad campaign: So good it feels like a nuclear bomb decimating your asshole! Do you have what it takes to think outside the bun?

]]> By: USA_Admiral http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1217 USA_Admiral Mon, 28 Jan 2008 10:30:12 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1217 If there is no burn, is it really worth it? If there is no burn, is it really worth it?

]]> By: nursemyra http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1216 nursemyra Mon, 28 Jan 2008 09:58:08 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1216 oops sorry gypsy I just misread your comment above as "cocking sucks".... it made me choke on my hot sauce oops sorry gypsy I just misread your comment above as “cocking sucks”….

it made me choke on my hot sauce

]]> By: Gorilla Bananas http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1215 Gorilla Bananas Mon, 28 Jan 2008 07:57:22 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1215 There's a famous pot noodle called 'Bombay Bad Boy' that might be your cup of poison. There’s a famous pot noodle called ‘Bombay Bad Boy’ that might be your cup of poison.

]]> By: Gypsy http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1214 Gypsy Mon, 28 Jan 2008 04:48:19 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1214 Honey if this is all I had to do to get the bed to myself I would have done it years ago. Can you send me over a couple of crates of that last one? Oh my cooking sucks too and when hubby goes away to work I will be the one trying to poison everybody. I'd try your sauces only I don't want a blocked toilet again. We do have a lot of bushes though so that might work. Sorry just thinking out loud here. Didn't mean to take up so much space. Honey if this is all I had to do to get the bed to myself I would have done it years ago. Can you send me over a couple of crates of that last one? Oh my cooking sucks too and when hubby goes away to work I will be the one trying to poison everybody. I’d try your sauces only I don’t want a blocked toilet again. We do have a lot of bushes though so that might work. Sorry just thinking out loud here. Didn’t mean to take up so much space.

]]> By: robert http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1213 robert Mon, 28 Jan 2008 04:31:46 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1213 LOL i am extremely sensitive to spicy stuff of any kind so i steer clear of it hmmmm well miss upset this gives a whole different meaning to *fire in the hole* LOL i am extremely sensitive to spicy stuff of any kind so i steer clear of it hmmmm well miss upset this gives a whole different meaning to *fire in the hole*

]]> By: walker http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1212 walker Mon, 28 Jan 2008 04:14:15 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1212 Is this way of telling us you have a HOT ass in the morning? Is this way of telling us you have a HOT ass in the morning?

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1211 Upset Waitress Mon, 28 Jan 2008 03:23:08 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1211 Depends on how shitty your onion roll is. Depends on how shitty your onion roll is.

]]> By: Mark http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1209 Mark Mon, 28 Jan 2008 03:17:27 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/27/harder-to-swallow-harder-to-shit/#comment-1209 Which one goes best with an onion roll?? Which one goes best with an onion roll??

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