In the spirit of the two-thousand ten winter Olympics, we have decided to hold our own kitchen Olympics. I currently lead in the grease figure skating competition. The busboy is currently ahead of the rest of the staff as well as the visiting competitors in the serving tray luge. We are sure to win a pewter medal. The results of the ten K wet parking lot run didn’t go so well for us. An incredibly fast young server from an open air tar-tar restaurant in Kenya, Africa, won that event a full nine laps ahead of the runner from Harlem, New York. A schnitzel server from Heidleburg, Sweden, won the wet floor sign slalom. We had a tragedy on the mop handle ski jump. World class mop handle skier Mathew Kennedy Bono, missed the ramp and was slammed head first in the pit bar-b-que. The doctors say he might not have survived if it hadn’t been for the quick administration of an A-1 I.V. Seven other entrants were hospitalized. All in all it was a wonderful venue. You couldn’t have found a nicer group of people to get to do stupid things for absolutely no reason other than to say they have done it.
on January 28th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
I got pics of a real Winter Wonderland at my site.
on January 28th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
WTF is a “pit barb-b-que”? And is there a gheyer blog name on the planet than the idiot who posted before me? I’ll bet he whacks off to Wang Chung music while constructing his Winter Wonderland.
on January 28th, 2008 at 11:41 pm
What’s so ghey about “Taxes, Stupidity, and Death”?
*everybody Wang Chung tonight…*
on January 28th, 2008 at 11:57 pm
Oh, and pit barb-b-ques look like this:
http://www.sybbq.com/b_4ft.php
on January 29th, 2008 at 7:29 am
So what do you all do for the celebration of the summer games????
on January 29th, 2008 at 8:30 am
“And is there a gheyer blog name on the planet than the idiot who posted before me? I’ll bet he whacks off to Wang Chung music while constructing his Winter Wonderland.”
I really have to wonder what the purpose in being a dick on the internet is. Isn’t it enough that some people are dicks in real life?
on January 29th, 2008 at 9:08 am
Where is the video footage?
on January 29th, 2008 at 9:27 am
..and the results of the “Running with Kitchen Knives relay” was…?
on January 29th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
What, no frozen entre tossing at the customers competition?
on January 29th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Hey, what happened to the event of Target Shooting China ..lol, can I get away with saying that or is that racist :O
ahh well, sue me
LOL..sorry still laughing at myself
on January 29th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
What about bob-sledding? Did anybody try that?
on January 29th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
I didn’t write that post that appears above. Someone was playing a none-to-funny joke on me.
on January 29th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Henry gets the benefit of the doubt because the same thing has happened to me.
“What about bob-sledding? Did anybody try that?”
What about bobbing for penis?
on January 29th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Hey Sammi, Can you email me your addy to dancingwithdestiny@gmail.com. There’s something I want to discuss with you. I’ll keep it TOP SECRET I promise.
on January 29th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
btw that was a beautiful triple KLUTZ you did in the grease figure skating. Very graceful the way you slid on your knees at the end.
on January 29th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
As far as mop handle accidents go, he got off lucky.
on January 29th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Blackiswhite, yes your life sucks in my eyes.
Henry, yea I don’t get it!
Blackiswhite, still don’t get it.
Blackiswhite, everyone that is anyone knows what a pit BBQ is
Blonde, the drunken cook competes in the Hawaiin Tropic bikini contest and drink beer.
Mark, I think someone is jerking around here? Not sure.
Sohos, it’s in an ESPN warehouse of course.
mooooog, we didn’t have a kitchen knife relay, we had a plastic fork relay.
Walker, we try to keep it civil.
Anna, it’s only rascist if yo call them Chinks.
Minnow, Bob wouldn’t sled.
Henry, what’s going on, I’m showing the same IP?
Mark, How can I stop it? Ban the IP or what?.
Gypsy, sent.
Gypsy, I like it on my knees.
on January 29th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Mark, How can I stop it? Ban the IP or what?”
You could, or you could humiliate whoever is doing it like I do on my site (see rule #2 in my sidebar). Change the comment and contact info. Link him to some gay porn sites. Shit like that. Have fun with it.
on January 29th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
What no egg and spoon race? Eggs have gotta be involved somewhere, even if you have to lay them yourself.
on January 29th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
Youdontknowwatchafcukinwith! Mark has a good point but I’d say, just like I’d say to anybody with a frequent headaches or some such, just ignore it and it’ll go away.
on January 29th, 2008 at 7:30 pm
Gosh you are funny.
Egg toss has to be in it.
on January 29th, 2008 at 10:06 pm
plate-juggling/table-busing relays? bonus points for moving a bread basket from a dirty table to a group of new arrivals with no one getting wise to the technique?
on January 29th, 2008 at 10:10 pm
Don’t get what? Wang Chung?
on January 29th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
Mark, I got it all figured out
Gorilla, Ahh screw that. We should just fart in a jar and run with a spoon while maintaining perfect composure.
Axey, hey, your little profile pic? You kind of look like that Simon guy.
jahooni, Thank you? And tossing ova ain’t my thang sis.
daisy, we don’t even bother. We toss that shit in a French onion soup. Duh.
Blackiswhite, no just the whole comment thingy. Henry’s “good” friend used his computer as a joke and posted comments intentionally acting like a prick. All those comments came from the same IP mind you and that’s why I couldn’t figure it out earlier. Anyway, Henry agreed to super glue a coin to his friends asshole for revenge hehe. What a troll.
on January 29th, 2008 at 11:25 pm
I get the wang part, but how do I chung with my wang?
on January 30th, 2008 at 10:25 pm
Anyway, Henry agreed to super glue a coin to his friends asshole for revenge hehe.
A silver dollar?