Comments on: Life In The Fast Lane.

By: The British Bird

The British Bird — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:30:12 +0000

I have been meaning to stop in for a while, thanks for the laughs this morning. Im off to work…:-)
Bird.

By: Axey

Axey — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 13:49:28 +0000

Tried that the other week and nearly got caught…

By: Upset Waitress

Upset Waitress — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:56:25 +0000

manuel, so you know how I feel. Your teeth falling out and hair glowing too?

Mark, you make a good point. if you’re gonna hide a stolen car, don’t hide it at your house.

Folly, you are so full of words. Welcome

daisy, he can read your underwear label. he has x-ray vision.

Blackiswhite, no, because like my 3rd breast, his 3rd eye has grown in an awkward place.

walker, on my 4th knee.

axey, no because at least you can shoot your problem out of the sky.

By: axey

axey — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 12:40:59 +0000

I’d trade a highway for an international airport anyday. You wanna think yourself lucky.

Simon who?

By: walker

walker — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 05:14:28 +0000

Three tits sounds cool butt where did the third one grow?

By: Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 04:28:29 +0000

Yeah. the third eye will be real handy for that.

By: daisyfae

daisyfae — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 04:23:08 +0000

another bonus? the kid can probably read in the dark without a night light!

By: Folly

Folly — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 02:49:25 +0000

Grew up in Houston. That’s all I have to say.

By: Mark

Mark — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 02:23:35 +0000

Maybe you shoudn’t have stolen the SUV then, Manuel…

By: manuel

manuel — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 00:29:23 +0000

I know how you feel. Someone dumped a stolen SUV type thingy outside my house at the weekend. The cops finally showed up to deal with it this afternoon at the same time I found myself outside the house due to having left my keys inside. There I was having a friendly chat with the cops when all of a sudden my quiet street turned into the busiest road in Belfast. Everyone was driving by putting 2 and 2 together and coming up with 5. Cunts. The neighbors were at it too. They all found reasons to be outside just to see what was happening. Cunts the lot of them….

By: Upset Waitress

Upset Waitress — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 00:00:34 +0000

Blackiswhite, Mark is so easy to please.

Mark, or hand therapy.

Buffalo, I’ve had enough with this oneness.

Bent, new residency will begin as soon as the hazard tape is removed.

Nursey, it doesn’t go into the corsett. I didn’t tell you where it was growing from?

Gypsy, yes he has so many appendages we claim them on our taxes.

moi, and Key West has the most drunk bicyclists. They get into drunken accidents and cause death to themselves and others by getting mangled in their spokes.

woeful, then I should feel at home when I go for a visit.

moooog, I refuse to fight the giant nuclear lizards for the cans.

Admiral, here’s a pic for ya HERE

Blonde, my whole family was responsible for a season of Cops.

Minnow, googly eyes and all.

Gorilla, don’t forget, I didn’t tell you where that 3rd breast was growing.

Mark, I got nothing.

By: Mark

Mark — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 21:19:09 +0000

“Which pair does a man put his head between?”

It depends on whether he is left or right handed.

By: Gorilla Bananas

Gorilla Bananas — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 19:54:24 +0000

Three tits? Which pair does a man put his head between?

By: Native Minnow

Native Minnow — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 18:32:01 +0000

“Anyway, I think highway living is for crazy people”

Sounds to me like you fit right in

By: Blondefabulous

Blondefabulous — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 18:02:15 +0000

Live in Memphis in the Frayser area. Nothing like the sound of a gang fight and guns going off to make you feel all warm and fuzzy! On a lighter note, I was watching “Disorderly Conduct” on Spike TV and saw a guy that used to be my neighbor being chased down and arrested on Watkins Ave. in Memphis! Who knew I’d actually know someone on TV!?!

By: USA_Admiral

USA_Admiral — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 14:45:30 +0000

We did at our last house; Never again.

Any chance of you sending a third breast picture in to Guinness World Records?

By: moooooog35

moooooog35 — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 14:24:18 +0000

You’re not seeing the full picture.

On your lawn is a wealth of recycled materials.

5 cents a can, lady…and you’ll soon be on your way to living elsewhere..

..say..at an offramp or something.

By: Woeful

Woeful — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 13:36:21 +0000

Sounds like living in New York…

By: moi

moi — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 13:32:45 +0000

I live in New Mexico. A state with only about 1 million folks living on tens of gazillions of acres. So naturally, about 99.8756 percent of us live on a highway of some kind. Which is can get really, really interesting, since New Mexico also boasts one of the highest drunk driving populations in the universe.

By: Gypsy

Gypsy — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 11:40:23 +0000

Does your boyfriend grow any extra appendages from living in the house from Amityville Horror? Seems only fair that you get more bang for your buck too.

By: nursemyra

nursemyra — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 10:36:25 +0000

how does that extra breast fit into the corset?

By: bent

bent — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 06:29:18 +0000

Wow - sounds like a great place - when can I move in?

There is some upside, tho…fastest anus in the world has to be good for something…

By: Buffalo

Buffalo — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 05:45:43 +0000

Become one with the universe, grasshopper.

By: Mark

Mark — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 04:26:18 +0000

I only have two hands. Is the third tit for my mouth?

By: Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 04:04:04 +0000

“On the bright side, my yard is the street light and I’m growing another breast.”

That’s the spirit! Better living through nuclear physics. Besides, think how thrilled Mark will be when he reads it!