Comments on: Death on Wheels. http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/31/death-on-wheels/ Just slinging eggs Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:46:18 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: Eccles http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/31/death-on-wheels/#comment-3648 Eccles Tue, 02 Sep 2008 10:09:14 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/31/death-on-wheels/#comment-3648 That's something I worry about. I should have DNR(Do Not Resuscitate) tatooed on my forehead, but then when I do decide to go I'd probably get a bloody illiterate medic or ambo the same as this poor bugger! There really is a lot of planning needed for a successful suicide. If you're serious you won't want some bastard finding you before it's too late. I mean, you need to be sure you really want to die. That’s something I worry about. I should have DNR(Do Not Resuscitate) tatooed on my forehead, but then when I do decide to go I’d probably get a bloody illiterate medic or ambo the same as this poor bugger! There really is a lot of planning needed for a successful suicide. If you’re serious you won’t want some bastard finding you before it’s too late.
I mean, you need to be sure you really want to die.

]]> By: Folly http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/31/death-on-wheels/#comment-1313 Folly Sun, 03 Feb 2008 01:13:25 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/31/death-on-wheels/#comment-1313 Oh, I can see the lawsuit coming now. Oh, I can see the lawsuit coming now.

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/31/death-on-wheels/#comment-1308 Upset Waitress Sat, 02 Feb 2008 23:59:53 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/31/death-on-wheels/#comment-1308 LBB, They even make toilets with jet packs. there's just no demand for them. moooog, he ain't gonna fall for no banana in his tail pipe. Blonde, fine, one of these days I'll dedicate a post to you homeless sickos. Cunt. :) Minnow, so you're a Democrat? moi, ooohhh maybe I should put a poll on my sidebar? RG, and I thought I was merciless. Jenny, Heyyyyyy! Hey where the "hell" have you been sis. I mean c'mon. Are you still training or what? Axey, who's blog are you really looking at? LBB, They even make toilets with jet packs. there’s just no demand for them.

moooog, he ain’t gonna fall for no banana in his tail pipe.

Blonde, fine, one of these days I’ll dedicate a post to you homeless sickos. Cunt. :)

Minnow, so you’re a Democrat?

moi, ooohhh maybe I should put a poll on my sidebar?

RG, and I thought I was merciless.

Jenny, Heyyyyyy! Hey where the “hell” have you been sis. I mean c’mon. Are you still training or what?

Axey, who’s blog are you really looking at?

]]> By: Axey http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/31/death-on-wheels/#comment-1307 Axey Sat, 02 Feb 2008 13:50:41 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/31/death-on-wheels/#comment-1307 Simon who??? Simon who???

]]> By: Jenny http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/31/death-on-wheels/#comment-1305 Jenny Sat, 02 Feb 2008 05:56:16 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/31/death-on-wheels/#comment-1305 You know you're going straight to hell right? I thought so. You know you’re going straight to hell right?

I thought so.

]]> By: Restaurant Gal http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/31/death-on-wheels/#comment-1303 Restaurant Gal Sat, 02 Feb 2008 00:43:22 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/31/death-on-wheels/#comment-1303 Sounds like it's time for that guy to enjoy a nice meal prepared by your cook. That'll do him in, right? Sounds like it’s time for that guy to enjoy a nice meal prepared by your cook. That’ll do him in, right?

]]> By: moi http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/31/death-on-wheels/#comment-1302 moi Fri, 01 Feb 2008 20:56:45 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/31/death-on-wheels/#comment-1302 I don't what's more hysterical. Your story or the comments in response. <i>Life’s a bitch and then you get a new wheelchair. Cowboy up, dickwad.</i> That'll spew something through the nostrils, for sure. I don’t what’s more hysterical. Your story or the comments in response.

Life’s a bitch and then you get a new wheelchair.

Cowboy up, dickwad.

That’ll spew something through the nostrils, for sure.

]]> By: Native Minnow http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/31/death-on-wheels/#comment-1301 Native Minnow Fri, 01 Feb 2008 17:07:17 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/31/death-on-wheels/#comment-1301 Afraid to say anything. Afraid to say anything.

]]> By: Blondefabulous http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/31/death-on-wheels/#comment-1300 Blondefabulous Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:37:51 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/31/death-on-wheels/#comment-1300 OK, I'm not even retarded, but with the bitchin' cold I have right now, I sound like that! Remember,it isn't just retards that sound like that, us homeless, sicko's sound like that too! Bitch! ( OK, I’m not even retarded, but with the bitchin’ cold I have right now, I sound like that! Remember,it isn’t just retards that sound like that, us homeless, sicko’s sound like that too! Bitch! (

]]> By: moooooog35 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/31/death-on-wheels/#comment-1299 moooooog35 Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:03:37 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/31/death-on-wheels/#comment-1299 Next time, just put a banana in his tailpipe. Next time, just put a banana in his tailpipe.

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/31/death-on-wheels/#comment-1298 Upset Waitress Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:22:52 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/31/death-on-wheels/#comment-1298 Mark, wonder if it feels the same way when you get a new car? Pajomma, quit making fun of the tards :P Blackiswhite, Yea, headlines "cops beat and kill retard in chair". Vanessa, welcome. Martin Luter Kind had a dream too. See where it got him? Daisy, Shank yoos barwy mush! Woeful, not as fucked up as this. Pajamma, sounds like someone needs to step in a rat trap in order to quit laughing? :) Buffalo, it's 80 degrees here. Gypsy, wheel chair guy had the gun and was trying to shoot my boyfriend. Nursey, any excuse to take off your shirt you kinky bitch :) Qeloth, screw you guys, I'm going home! Mark, wonder if it feels the same way when you get a new car?

Pajomma, quit making fun of the tards :P

Blackiswhite, Yea, headlines “cops beat and kill retard in chair”.

Vanessa, welcome. Martin Luter Kind had a dream too. See where it got him?

Daisy, Shank yoos barwy mush!

Woeful, not as fucked up as this.

Pajamma, sounds like someone needs to step in a rat trap in order to quit laughing? :)

Buffalo, it’s 80 degrees here.

Gypsy, wheel chair guy had the gun and was trying to shoot my boyfriend.

Nursey, any excuse to take off your shirt you kinky bitch :)

Qeloth, screw you guys, I’m going home!

]]> By: LBB http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/31/death-on-wheels/#comment-1297 LBB Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:14:14 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/31/death-on-wheels/#comment-1297 They make wheelchairs with jet-packs? Man, those paraplegics have all the luck. They make wheelchairs with jet-packs? Man, those paraplegics have all the luck.

]]> By: Qelqoth http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/31/death-on-wheels/#comment-1296 Qelqoth Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:04:02 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/31/death-on-wheels/#comment-1296 This reminded me of that episode of South Park: Stan: Jesus, is it okay to kill somebody if they ask you to because they're in a lot of pain? You know, like assisted suicide. Is that okay? Jesus: My son... Stan: Yes? Jesus: I'm not touching that with a sixty foot pole. This reminded me of that episode of South Park:

Stan: Jesus, is it okay to kill somebody if they ask you to because they’re in a lot of pain? You know, like assisted suicide. Is that okay?

Jesus: My son…

Stan: Yes?

Jesus: I’m not touching that with a sixty foot pole.

]]> By: nursemyra http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/31/death-on-wheels/#comment-1294 nursemyra Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:49:54 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/31/death-on-wheels/#comment-1294 hey I used to do personal care for a paraplegic in his own home. he had a really groovy wheelchair. there's this thing called a urodome that most paraplegics wear to manage their urinary output. it's a bit like a condom and i remember the first time I tried to put it on the guy i was having difficulty. he said "it's easier if you get me a bit hard first" so I took my t-shirt off and did the procedure in my bra. it worked. true story. hey I used to do personal care for a paraplegic in his own home. he had a really groovy wheelchair.

there’s this thing called a urodome that most paraplegics wear to manage their urinary output. it’s a bit like a condom and i remember the first time I tried to put it on the guy i was having difficulty. he said “it’s easier if you get me a bit hard first”

so I took my t-shirt off and did the procedure in my bra. it worked. true story.

]]> By: Gypsy http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/31/death-on-wheels/#comment-1293 Gypsy Fri, 01 Feb 2008 10:22:15 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/31/death-on-wheels/#comment-1293 Three shots rang out? Did someone get shot? I'm confused....is wheelchair guy still alive or what? Three shots rang out? Did someone get shot? I’m confused….is wheelchair guy still alive or what?

]]> By: Buffalo http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/31/death-on-wheels/#comment-1292 Buffalo Fri, 01 Feb 2008 04:19:47 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/31/death-on-wheels/#comment-1292 Every one know that no good deed goes unpunished. Every one know that no good deed goes unpunished.

]]> By: pajama momma http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/31/death-on-wheels/#comment-1291 pajama momma Fri, 01 Feb 2008 03:08:08 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/31/death-on-wheels/#comment-1291 Gosh dang you! I'm still laughing at this:Hney Ynou Bastard, nit up now. Nit out here Gosh dang you! I’m still laughing at this:Hney Ynou Bastard, nit up now. Nit out here

]]> By: Woeful http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/31/death-on-wheels/#comment-1290 Woeful Fri, 01 Feb 2008 03:06:46 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/31/death-on-wheels/#comment-1290 That's fucked up! That’s fucked up!

]]> By: daisyfae http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/31/death-on-wheels/#comment-1289 daisyfae Fri, 01 Feb 2008 02:55:14 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/31/death-on-wheels/#comment-1289 i don't know how you do it... you are truly gifted in your ability to write phonetically and capture the nuances of such challenging speech patterns... sheer genius! i don’t know how you do it… you are truly gifted in your ability to write phonetically and capture the nuances of such challenging speech patterns… sheer genius!

]]> By: Vanessa http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/31/death-on-wheels/#comment-1288 Vanessa Fri, 01 Feb 2008 02:15:20 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/31/death-on-wheels/#comment-1288 I guess we all have our dreams, right? I guess we all have our dreams, right?

]]> By: Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/31/death-on-wheels/#comment-1287 Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Fri, 01 Feb 2008 01:38:41 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/31/death-on-wheels/#comment-1287 Let him commit suicide by cop like all the other nutjobs do. Shheessh. Let him commit suicide by cop like all the other nutjobs do. Shheessh.

]]> By: pajama momma http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/31/death-on-wheels/#comment-1286 pajama momma Fri, 01 Feb 2008 01:18:39 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/31/death-on-wheels/#comment-1286 OMG! Is this a true story? I laughed my ass off with this <i>Hney Ynou Bastard, nit up now. Nit out here”.</i> oh my stomach hurt I was laughing so hard. OMG! Is this a true story? I laughed my ass off with this Hney Ynou Bastard, nit up now. Nit out here”. oh my stomach hurt I was laughing so hard.

]]> By: Mark http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/31/death-on-wheels/#comment-1285 Mark Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:46:18 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/01/31/death-on-wheels/#comment-1285 Life's a bitch and then you get a new wheelchair. Cowboy up, dickwad. Life’s a bitch and then you get a new wheelchair.

Cowboy up, dickwad.

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