It’s The Comfy Chair For You.

Have you seen my office? It’s complete with a roll top desk, five computers, a bowl with a fish in it, and two leather office chairs.

Now let me tell you about my leather office chairs. They are so comfy that I spend hours a day in them. I work, eat, sleep, get manicures, watch T.V., and even have sex in them. I have never once taken a fall from these chairs. Bare skin doesn’t slide off of good leather chairs. My chairs have held up to some of the most grueling conditions, and still look and feel like new. These chairs aren’t complicated like some office chairs. There are no knobs or levers to adjust to make them comfortable. You just simply plop your ass in them and Nervana. I can’t wait for super bowl. The only thing these chairs need is a toilet.

My office chairs are so awesome, I could pimp the bitches out.

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  • Blondefabulous on February 2nd, 2008

    Nice cheesecake shot! Bet the B/F loooooves having sex on those babies! (You, not the chairs!) I can see the new reality show coming out now….. “Pimp My Office Chair”. With the writers on strike, it may be the only new programing on!

  • Upset Waitress on February 2nd, 2008

    What do you think of my choice in socks?

  • daisyfae on February 2nd, 2008

    smokin’ hot… reading this post gives me a great new idea: FISH CAM

  • Vanessa on February 2nd, 2008

    I have a great chair like that too, awesome!

  • Upset Waitress on February 2nd, 2008

    Daisy, I tried that once, but when I plugged in the camera my fishy was fried.

    Vanessa, Don’t you love the way it feels on your naked privates?

  • Woeful on February 2nd, 2008

    I love the socks!
    >:)

  • Jenny on February 2nd, 2008

    I’m so back, U.W.

    Doesn’t that leather stick in that hot Florida weather?

    Oh, and those socks? Nice.

  • Mark on February 2nd, 2008

    “Doesn’t that leather stick in that hot Florida weather?”

    Not when there’s plenty of “leather conditioner” sloshing around…

    What socks???

  • savannah on February 2nd, 2008

    nice chairs, sugar…love the socks, too! but, bless your heart, those panties make no sense to me! ;)

  • nursemyra on February 3rd, 2008

    is that really you? I thought your bazookas were bigger….. :-)

  • Mark on February 3rd, 2008

    “those panties make no sense to me!”

    Me neither. Take them off…

  • Upset Waitress on February 3rd, 2008

    Woeful, nice to have an argyle fan :)

    Jenny, heya sis :) And what’s wrong with a sticky ass?

    Mark, jeese. You need to “see” an eye doctor.

    savanah, I wear them for my boyfriend so he can floss after he’s done eating me.

    nursey, no that’s my boyfriend in drag :)

    Mark, they’re dammed near off now.

  • USA_Admiral on February 4th, 2008

    Luv it all.

  • Mark on February 4th, 2008

    “Mark, they’re dammed near off now.”

    Hence the reason I didn’t see the socks.

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