Mardi-Gras Hippie Style.
I want to give all my readers a fair warning. I am officially out of work. Add that to your unemployment rate figures Mr. President. I gave up. Of course I will be going back to work, but not until I get done taking a long ass vacation. And by long, I mean at least five minutes or so. My boyfriend is just going to have to pony up. He knows no matter how much he claims that it is his money, he knows it’s all mine. He gives me all the money. Good boy. Now lick my feet! Yeah, I’m hard on him but he’s harder on me. MMmmm baby.
Anyway, when it rains it pours. We were hanging out in the McDonald’s parking lot and I guess some 19 yr old kid driving a VW decided to run my boyfriend over. As my boyfriend lay squashed on the pavement, the teen backed over him again and said, “Hey babe you need a ride?”. I said, “Are you crazy?” You had better have good car insurance.” The kid asked me “Why?”. I said, “Didn’t you feel that bump?” He assured me that his VolksWagon camper could handle any speed bump. Then he asked, “Are you getting in or what? Mardi-Gras won’t wait on you no matter how scrumptious you are.” So here I am on Bourbon street under a pile of beads, beer mugs and shot glasses.
ali on February 3rd, 2008
What? You’re unemployed? That’s crap.
Everybody’s either on hiatus from blogging or hiatus from serving and suddenly I’ve got nothing left to read when I ought to be doing homework.
This is not a good development. I’m sorely disappointed.
Upset Waitress on February 4th, 2008
Not really unemployed. Just on a long vacation. Don’t you think I deserve it Ali? And yes, I’ve noticed all the blogging vacationers. No worries there from my end.
Mark on February 4th, 2008
Cold bitch. I love it…
Upset Waitress on February 4th, 2008
Mark, I can’t get to your comments. Boy I had some good ones for you today. MuNu just keeps telling me to “Fcuk Off”. eventually I gave up because I forgot what I typed.
Vanessa on February 4th, 2008
Enjoy the vacation, its never long enough!
Gorilla Bananas on February 4th, 2008
A 19-year-old calls you ‘babe’? You must still have it. Make good use of it during the vacation!
Nick Phillips on February 4th, 2008
LMAO! That was hilarious! I needed a good laugh on an otherwise horrible day so far!
nursemyra on February 4th, 2008
unemployed? but what will you use your pen for now?
Woeful on February 4th, 2008
Sounds like a vacation to me! Good for you, time to rest the pen for a while.
manuel on February 4th, 2008
hey we need someone to cover a 5 to finish shift tonight? if you want you can write an article for Waiter & Buss Boy monthly magazine…….I was thinking an advice column
Upset Waitress on February 4th, 2008
Vanessa, I keep telling my boyfriend the same thing “it’s never long enough”.
Gorilla, unless I fall into a terrible hormone still, I’m sure I’ll always have it.
Nick, I wouldn’t stress out too much about your horrible day. there are plenty more to come.
Nursey, I’m going to use that pen to write political hate mail.
Woeful, no time to rest the pen. I’m writing the great American novel. War and pieces.
manuel, is that like a job offer?
daisyfae on February 4th, 2008
Hey - can we see you on “Mardi Gras Cam”?
USA_Admiral on February 4th, 2008
Everyone needs a bit of a break.
Have fun.
moi on February 4th, 2008
I loves Moi some vacation. In Nawlins, even better. With hippies? Not so much. Still. You can always ditch hippies. Enjoy and report back.
BDS on February 4th, 2008
You deserve a long vacation, but remember, hold out for the really good beads before flashing for them. This is a good lesson for life.
Enjoy the time off, and watch out for crazed motorists.
axey on February 4th, 2008
Don’t you have to flash your tits at Mardi Gras?
axey on February 4th, 2008
Oh and ‘Get your fat ass back over here.’
Native Minnow on February 4th, 2008
I’ll give you all the beads you want. But you know what you have to do to earn them
Enjoy your time off.
manuel on February 4th, 2008
unpaid…..yes
Troll on February 4th, 2008
Which Mardi Gras? Biloxi? Nawlins? Williamsport? Boise?
Today’s White Yutes:
25% Patchouli-reeking spineless retro-hippies.
50% Scrawny moronic wiggers wearing Shaquile O’Neal’s shorts.
24% Whiny Emos with severe gender-identity issues.
1% Other.
24%
walker on February 4th, 2008
It’s a good thing your unemployed so you could go to Mardi Gras.
I hope you grabbed the BFs credit card from his squashed wallet
Buffalo on February 4th, 2008
Your mind is such a tangled maze I’m thinkin’ you need a GPS to keep from getting totally lost.
I love it!
Jenny on February 4th, 2008
so does that mean you’re no longer “UPSET”?
Just lazy?
hee.
Mark on February 4th, 2008
“MuNu just keeps telling me to “Fcuk Off”.”
Yeah, well I gave it the finger back this morning, just for you, babe!
Erik on February 4th, 2008
When life gives you lemons, make a whiskey sour!
LBB on February 4th, 2008
Screw employment anyway. I hate working.
Qelqoth on February 4th, 2008
I’d work but then I’d never get any slacking done and to me, slacking off is really important.
she on February 5th, 2008
enjoy your free agency. show the float people your big waitress pen…you’ll get more beads
upset waitress on February 5th, 2008
daisy, No, I hide from cameras.
Admiral, Where would you like to be broken?
Moi, Chances are if I enjoy myself, I won’t remember enough to report.
Bds,I’ve never been good at life lessons.
Axey,I don’t mind flashing my tits. I do that in church on Sunday. If you call my ass fat again I’ll sit on you and not in a fun spanky way.
Minnow, No you have to earn the privilege to give them to me.
Manuel, No, I get paid not to work. Of coarse unpaid.
Troll, I’m spending Mardi gras in the lower ninth ward. I hate crowds and I stay for free.
Walker, I’ve had his credit card since the day we met.
Buffalo, I had a GPS for mind, but it got confused and crapped out.
Jenny, I will always be upset and lazy.
Mark, If it is insulting you why would make it happy by fingering it?
Erik, When life gives you lemons pucker up and kiss my ass.
Lbb, Just remember, work is a four letter dirty word.
Qelqoth, Slacking? is that anything like pantsing someone.
Restaurant Gal on February 6th, 2008
My manager unexpectedly gave me this Thursday and Friday off. Wahoo, a vacation, I thought. Then I thought, is this his way of
“taking me off the schedule”? Then I thought, Hey I can only hope. Meanwhile, I have two extra days off, who gives a crap why! Enjoy your time off, UW, too!
Qelqoth on February 6th, 2008
Just to let you know that I haven’t removed you from my blogroll…I’ve just moved the blogroll to another part of my site. This is because I wanted extra space in my sidebar to accomodate for the new web forum I installed recently, that’s all.
Tony on February 6th, 2008
i just noticed you added “my sweet blogger husband” to my link on your blogroll….i feel all verklempt…
havingmycake on February 6th, 2008
My teen has just applied for a job at Maccas. I shall be coming to you for tips to pass on to her - whether she gets it or not!
SoHoS on February 6th, 2008
SHOW US YOUR TITS!!!
Mark on February 7th, 2008
YEAH!! I have a handful of titty beads, babe!