Comments on: Mardi-Gras Hippie Style.

By: Mark

Mark — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 01:15:13 +0000

YEAH!! I have a handful of titty beads, babe!

By: SoHoS

SoHoS — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 21:40:54 +0000

SHOW US YOUR TITS!!!

By: havingmycake

havingmycake — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 19:09:34 +0000

My teen has just applied for a job at Maccas. I shall be coming to you for tips to pass on to her - whether she gets it or not!

By: Tony

Tony — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 17:24:16 +0000

i just noticed you added “my sweet blogger husband” to my link on your blogroll….i feel all verklempt…

By: Qelqoth

Qelqoth — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 15:07:20 +0000

Just to let you know that I haven’t removed you from my blogroll…I’ve just moved the blogroll to another part of my site. This is because I wanted extra space in my sidebar to accomodate for the new web forum I installed recently, that’s all.

By: Restaurant Gal

Restaurant Gal — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 05:14:25 +0000

My manager unexpectedly gave me this Thursday and Friday off. Wahoo, a vacation, I thought. Then I thought, is this his way of
“taking me off the schedule”? Then I thought, Hey I can only hope. Meanwhile, I have two extra days off, who gives a crap why! Enjoy your time off, UW, too!

By: upset waitress

upset waitress — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 04:04:24 +0000

daisy, No, I hide from cameras.

Admiral, Where would you like to be broken?

Moi, Chances are if I enjoy myself, I won’t remember enough to report.

Bds,I’ve never been good at life lessons.

Axey,I don’t mind flashing my tits. I do that in church on Sunday. If you call my ass fat again I’ll sit on you and not in a fun spanky way.

Minnow, No you have to earn the privilege to give them to me.

Manuel, No, I get paid not to work. Of coarse unpaid.

Troll, I’m spending Mardi gras in the lower ninth ward. I hate crowds and I stay for free.

Walker, I’ve had his credit card since the day we met.

Buffalo, I had a GPS for mind, but it got confused and crapped out.

Jenny, I will always be upset and lazy.

Mark, If it is insulting you why would make it happy by fingering it?

Erik, When life gives you lemons pucker up and kiss my ass.

Lbb, Just remember, work is a four letter dirty word.

Qelqoth, Slacking? is that anything like pantsing someone.

By: she

she — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 03:59:37 +0000

enjoy your free agency. show the float people your big waitress pen…you’ll get more beads

By: Qelqoth

Qelqoth — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 01:58:39 +0000

I’d work but then I’d never get any slacking done and to me, slacking off is really important.

By: LBB

LBB — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 01:33:11 +0000

Screw employment anyway. I hate working.

By: Erik

Erik — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 22:16:26 +0000

When life gives you lemons, make a whiskey sour!

By: Mark

Mark — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 21:19:18 +0000

“MuNu just keeps telling me to “Fcuk Off”.”

Yeah, well I gave it the finger back this morning, just for you, babe!

By: Jenny

Jenny — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 18:14:24 +0000

so does that mean you’re no longer “UPSET”?

Just lazy?

hee.

By: Buffalo

Buffalo — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:12:07 +0000

Your mind is such a tangled maze I’m thinkin’ you need a GPS to keep from getting totally lost.

I love it!

By: walker

walker — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:45:53 +0000

It’s a good thing your unemployed so you could go to Mardi Gras.
I hope you grabbed the BFs credit card from his squashed wallet

By: Troll

Troll — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 15:58:30 +0000

Which Mardi Gras? Biloxi? Nawlins? Williamsport? Boise?

Today’s White Yutes:

25% Patchouli-reeking spineless retro-hippies.

50% Scrawny moronic wiggers wearing Shaquile O’Neal’s shorts.

24% Whiny Emos with severe gender-identity issues.

1% Other.

24%

By: manuel

manuel — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 15:43:42 +0000

unpaid…..yes

By: Native Minnow

Native Minnow — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 15:42:43 +0000

I’ll give you all the beads you want. But you know what you have to do to earn them

Enjoy your time off.

By: axey

axey — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 15:11:18 +0000

Oh and ‘Get your fat ass back over here.’

By: axey

axey — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 14:54:55 +0000

Don’t you have to flash your tits at Mardi Gras?

By: BDS

BDS — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 14:42:35 +0000

You deserve a long vacation, but remember, hold out for the really good beads before flashing for them. This is a good lesson for life.

Enjoy the time off, and watch out for crazed motorists.

By: moi

moi — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 14:19:53 +0000

I loves Moi some vacation. In Nawlins, even better. With hippies? Not so much. Still. You can always ditch hippies. Enjoy and report back.

By: USA_Admiral

USA_Admiral — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 14:08:58 +0000

Everyone needs a bit of a break.

Have fun.

By: daisyfae

daisyfae — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 13:53:31 +0000

Hey - can we see you on “Mardi Gras Cam”?

By: Upset Waitress

Upset Waitress — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 13:30:49 +0000

Vanessa, I keep telling my boyfriend the same thing “it’s never long enough”.

Gorilla, unless I fall into a terrible hormone still, I’m sure I’ll always have it.

Nick, I wouldn’t stress out too much about your horrible day. there are plenty more to come.

Nursey, I’m going to use that pen to write political hate mail.

Woeful, no time to rest the pen. I’m writing the great American novel. War and pieces.

manuel, is that like a job offer?

By: manuel

manuel — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 13:06:09 +0000

hey we need someone to cover a 5 to finish shift tonight? if you want you can write an article for Waiter & Buss Boy monthly magazine…….I was thinking an advice column

By: Woeful

Woeful — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 11:53:04 +0000

Sounds like a vacation to me! Good for you, time to rest the pen for a while.

By: nursemyra

nursemyra — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 10:16:02 +0000

unemployed? but what will you use your pen for now?

By: Nick Phillips

Nick Phillips — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 08:26:58 +0000

LMAO! That was hilarious! I needed a good laugh on an otherwise horrible day so far!

By: Gorilla Bananas

Gorilla Bananas — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 07:53:32 +0000

A 19-year-old calls you ‘babe’? You must still have it. Make good use of it during the vacation!

By: Vanessa

Vanessa — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 06:42:05 +0000

Enjoy the vacation, its never long enough!

By: Upset Waitress

Upset Waitress — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 06:24:01 +0000

Mark, I can’t get to your comments. Boy I had some good ones for you today. MuNu just keeps telling me to “Fcuk Off”. eventually I gave up because I forgot what I typed.

By: Mark

Mark — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 05:52:02 +0000

Cold bitch. I love it…

By: Upset Waitress

Upset Waitress — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 05:04:08 +0000

Not really unemployed. Just on a long vacation. Don’t you think I deserve it Ali? And yes, I’ve noticed all the blogging vacationers. No worries there from my end.

By: ali

ali — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 04:59:41 +0000

What? You’re unemployed? That’s crap.

Everybody’s either on hiatus from blogging or hiatus from serving and suddenly I’ve got nothing left to read when I ought to be doing homework.

This is not a good development. I’m sorely disappointed.