Write Or Wrong.
Lookie at my new waitress pen. I know what you’re thinking, and no, I don’t use it for dirty sexual things (accept the first time I opened it and pulled it from it’s package). I mean, other people touch it. I even see them putting it in their mouths. I once saw the busboy scratch his hairy ass with it. Last month the dog thought it was his bone and buried it. People are really fascinated by my big waitress pen. One little girl used it for her baton lesson while waiting for her pancake. A couple of dip-shit teens used my Papermate pens to play baseball with their fritters. Then a group of midgets, excuse me, I should say “height challenged persons”, used it as a tether ball pole. Disney World tried to have me arrested for stealing one of the logs from the Matterhorn. I love this pen.
nursemyra on February 3rd, 2008
whassup babe? have you switched from waitressing to advertising?
that’d be a shame, though you do write good copy
Nick Phillips on February 3rd, 2008
LOL! I definitely can think of a few possibilities with that pen!
OneForTheRoad on February 3rd, 2008
I hope you don’t keep it behind your ear.
You’d want huge fucking ears.
Mark on February 3rd, 2008
So tell us - what, exactly, is the “Server’s Rule”?
Woeful on February 3rd, 2008
You could use that to club unruly customers too!
daisyfae on February 3rd, 2008
would be most amusing if used with a teeny-tiny pad of paper…
Jenny on February 3rd, 2008
I really hope “Cake” sees this and when she does, she’ll know why I thought of her.
As for your new “toy”… do you write REALLY big letters with it?
Vanessa on February 3rd, 2008
awesome pen!
Upset Waitress on February 3rd, 2008
nursey, “good copy”? No I haven’t switched to advertising, but I can’t pass up a good deal.
nick, just a few? Amateur.
OFT, hahahaha
Mark, the server is always right.
Woeful, what makes you think i don’t?
Daisy, hahaha so cute.
jenny, bah. She’s such a vanilla.
Vanessa, it’s more than just a pen.
manuel on February 4th, 2008
bwahahahahaha seems like a dig at someone to me
Eric on February 4th, 2008
…you are just too damn cool……