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	<title>Comments on: Fat Teusday Sat On Me.</title>
	<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/08/fat-teusday-sat-on-me/</link>
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	<pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:28:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: manuel</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/08/fat-teusday-sat-on-me/#comment-1396</link>
		<author>manuel</author>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Feb 2008 11:37:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/08/fat-teusday-sat-on-me/#comment-1396</guid>
		<description>classic........don't understand it.....but classic all the same...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>classic&#8230;&#8230;..don&#8217;t understand it&#8230;..but classic all the same&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: nursemyra</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/08/fat-teusday-sat-on-me/#comment-1395</link>
		<author>nursemyra</author>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Feb 2008 08:50:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/08/fat-teusday-sat-on-me/#comment-1395</guid>
		<description>two? hell if gypsy can donate $5 then so can I.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>two? hell if gypsy can donate $5 then so can I.</p>
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		<title>By: Gypsy</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/08/fat-teusday-sat-on-me/#comment-1394</link>
		<author>Gypsy</author>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Feb 2008 06:08:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/08/fat-teusday-sat-on-me/#comment-1394</guid>
		<description>Whatever you're smoking, send me some and I'll repay in kind by sending you 5 bucks towards your bail.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Whatever you&#8217;re smoking, send me some and I&#8217;ll repay in kind by sending you 5 bucks towards your bail.</p>
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		<title>By: Buffalo</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/08/fat-teusday-sat-on-me/#comment-1393</link>
		<author>Buffalo</author>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Feb 2008 05:58:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/08/fat-teusday-sat-on-me/#comment-1393</guid>
		<description>Is it not within the realm of possibility that it was not a goat?  Is it not possible a mischievous miscreant put something in your drink that caused your eyesight to be something less than it customary hawk-like keenness?

Further, is it also possible it was Pan with whom you were having social intercourse?  Are you positive it wasn't Pan's flute on which you were trying to play a tune?

Arresting a musician as she plays a solo on Pan's flute, especially during Mardi Gras is a gross miscarriage of justice. 

On the other hand, if Pan complained about the quality of the performance being played on his flute he would have been well within his rights to complain to the constabulary and they within their rights to arrest you for fluting proper expertise.  

After all, it's Mardi Gras.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is it not within the realm of possibility that it was not a goat?  Is it not possible a mischievous miscreant put something in your drink that caused your eyesight to be something less than it customary hawk-like keenness?</p>
<p>Further, is it also possible it was Pan with whom you were having social intercourse?  Are you positive it wasn&#8217;t Pan&#8217;s flute on which you were trying to play a tune?</p>
<p>Arresting a musician as she plays a solo on Pan&#8217;s flute, especially during Mardi Gras is a gross miscarriage of justice. </p>
<p>On the other hand, if Pan complained about the quality of the performance being played on his flute he would have been well within his rights to complain to the constabulary and they within their rights to arrest you for fluting proper expertise.  </p>
<p>After all, it&#8217;s Mardi Gras.</p>
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		<title>By: Mark</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/08/fat-teusday-sat-on-me/#comment-1392</link>
		<author>Mark</author>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Feb 2008 05:28:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/08/fat-teusday-sat-on-me/#comment-1392</guid>
		<description>&lt;i&gt;Does anyone have money to throw for my bail?&lt;/i&gt;

What do I get in return??

;o)&#62;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>Does anyone have money to throw for my bail?</i></p>
<p>What do I get in return??</p>
<p>;o)&gt;</p>
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		<title>By: Upset Waitress</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/08/fat-teusday-sat-on-me/#comment-1391</link>
		<author>Upset Waitress</author>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Feb 2008 01:27:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/08/fat-teusday-sat-on-me/#comment-1391</guid>
		<description>Moooooog, I blow better than Katrina.

Gorilla, I would but the goat ate the engagement ring.

Tony, The kind of world where an idiot that was put through school by terrorists becomes president.

Bds, That's right the whole family can get drunk and laid together.

Jenny, When am I not?

Minnow, There was many volunteers, but none of them were hung like a goat.

Moi, I would imagine the buzzards are picking his flattened carcass in the Mc Donalds parking lot.

Blackiswhite, I hope it's golden, otherwise it's not worth it.

Ali, Always up for new friends, but I wanted to be in with Martha Stuart, so I could learn how to make a shiv out of belly button lint.

Troll, My face will blurred, but it always gets blurry when I get shnockered.

SoHoS, Is Martha there?

Woeful, I just need a catchy theme song.

Vanessa, No chapter two, I'm skipping strait to chapter six it's more interesting.

Daisy, That would be better, because the goat has issues.

Walker, You can never over stew your meat.

Blonde, What? There's no sex in band camp? I'm giving up the bagpipes.

Nursemyra, If you can spare two, I'll send jailer for some beer.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Moooooog, I blow better than Katrina.</p>
<p>Gorilla, I would but the goat ate the engagement ring.</p>
<p>Tony, The kind of world where an idiot that was put through school by terrorists becomes president.</p>
<p>Bds, That&#8217;s right the whole family can get drunk and laid together.</p>
<p>Jenny, When am I not?</p>
<p>Minnow, There was many volunteers, but none of them were hung like a goat.</p>
<p>Moi, I would imagine the buzzards are picking his flattened carcass in the Mc Donalds parking lot.</p>
<p>Blackiswhite, I hope it&#8217;s golden, otherwise it&#8217;s not worth it.</p>
<p>Ali, Always up for new friends, but I wanted to be in with Martha Stuart, so I could learn how to make a shiv out of belly button lint.</p>
<p>Troll, My face will blurred, but it always gets blurry when I get shnockered.</p>
<p>SoHoS, Is Martha there?</p>
<p>Woeful, I just need a catchy theme song.</p>
<p>Vanessa, No chapter two, I&#8217;m skipping strait to chapter six it&#8217;s more interesting.</p>
<p>Daisy, That would be better, because the goat has issues.</p>
<p>Walker, You can never over stew your meat.</p>
<p>Blonde, What? There&#8217;s no sex in band camp? I&#8217;m giving up the bagpipes.</p>
<p>Nursemyra, If you can spare two, I&#8217;ll send jailer for some beer.</p>
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		<title>By: nursemyra</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/08/fat-teusday-sat-on-me/#comment-1390</link>
		<author>nursemyra</author>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 23:32:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/08/fat-teusday-sat-on-me/#comment-1390</guid>
		<description>let me be the first to contribute a dollar for bail</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>let me be the first to contribute a dollar for bail</p>
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		<title>By: conundrum</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/08/fat-teusday-sat-on-me/#comment-1389</link>
		<author>conundrum</author>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 23:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/08/fat-teusday-sat-on-me/#comment-1389</guid>
		<description>I love the special way that Teusday the goat spells his name.  It is so exotic...in that Nawlins kind of way.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love the special way that Teusday the goat spells his name.  It is so exotic&#8230;in that Nawlins kind of way.</p>
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		<title>By: Blondefabulous</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/08/fat-teusday-sat-on-me/#comment-1388</link>
		<author>Blondefabulous</author>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 22:31:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/08/fat-teusday-sat-on-me/#comment-1388</guid>
		<description>DA-YUM! I thought everything was legal in Nawlins! Last time I was there was in college and I was in the UF Marching Band there for a Sugar Bowl. (this one time,...at band camp.....) I even got my first marriage proposal there. Some how I think you faired better! At least there was sex!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>DA-YUM! I thought everything was legal in Nawlins! Last time I was there was in college and I was in the UF Marching Band there for a Sugar Bowl. (this one time,&#8230;at band camp&#8230;..) I even got my first marriage proposal there. Some how I think you faired better! At least there was sex!!!</p>
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		<title>By: walker</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/08/fat-teusday-sat-on-me/#comment-1387</link>
		<author>walker</author>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 21:22:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/08/fat-teusday-sat-on-me/#comment-1387</guid>
		<description>That'll teach you for over stewing your meat in a public place</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;ll teach you for over stewing your meat in a public place</p>
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		<title>By: daisyfae</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/08/fat-teusday-sat-on-me/#comment-1386</link>
		<author>daisyfae</author>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 21:17:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/08/fat-teusday-sat-on-me/#comment-1386</guid>
		<description>just be glad you weren't in california. they'd have sent you both to couseling to work out your disagreements...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>just be glad you weren&#8217;t in california. they&#8217;d have sent you both to couseling to work out your disagreements&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Vanessa</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/08/fat-teusday-sat-on-me/#comment-1385</link>
		<author>Vanessa</author>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 19:09:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/08/fat-teusday-sat-on-me/#comment-1385</guid>
		<description>Will there be a chapter two?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Will there be a chapter two?</p>
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		<title>By: Woeful</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/08/fat-teusday-sat-on-me/#comment-1384</link>
		<author>Woeful</author>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 18:56:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/08/fat-teusday-sat-on-me/#comment-1384</guid>
		<description>A goat named Tuesday, and a waitress named Upset... Sounds like a new sitcom!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A goat named Tuesday, and a waitress named Upset&#8230; Sounds like a new sitcom!</p>
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		<title>By: SoHoS</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/08/fat-teusday-sat-on-me/#comment-1383</link>
		<author>SoHoS</author>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 18:42:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/08/fat-teusday-sat-on-me/#comment-1383</guid>
		<description>I'm reading this form my jail cell...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m reading this form my jail cell&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Troll</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/08/fat-teusday-sat-on-me/#comment-1382</link>
		<author>Troll</author>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:57:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/08/fat-teusday-sat-on-me/#comment-1382</guid>
		<description>I always knew UW would have her 15 seconds-of-fame. Don't make them blur-your-face when they air this on "COPS".</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I always knew UW would have her 15 seconds-of-fame. Don&#8217;t make them blur-your-face when they air this on &#8220;COPS&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>By: Ali</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/08/fat-teusday-sat-on-me/#comment-1381</link>
		<author>Ali</author>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:34:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/08/fat-teusday-sat-on-me/#comment-1381</guid>
		<description>Sorry, man.  I'm all tapped out.  I got mugged by gypsies last night.

Best of luck in jail.  I'm sure you'll make all kinds of new friends :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry, man.  I&#8217;m all tapped out.  I got mugged by gypsies last night.</p>
<p>Best of luck in jail.  I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ll make all kinds of new friends <img src='http://upsetwaitress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>By: Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/08/fat-teusday-sat-on-me/#comment-1380</link>
		<author>Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur</author>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:17:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/08/fat-teusday-sat-on-me/#comment-1380</guid>
		<description>Some love stories are touching, and others...well, now I feel all dirty and stuff.  I'm gonna go get a shower now.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Some love stories are touching, and others&#8230;well, now I feel all dirty and stuff.  I&#8217;m gonna go get a shower now.</p>
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		<title>By: moi</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/08/fat-teusday-sat-on-me/#comment-1379</link>
		<author>moi</author>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 15:31:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/08/fat-teusday-sat-on-me/#comment-1379</guid>
		<description>I love Nawlins. I love to drink. And I most especially love a party gone out of bounds. Even so, Mardi Gras scares the sweet beejeebus out of Moi. Good luck with that bail. Where's The Boyfriend in all this? Outside flashing ya?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love Nawlins. I love to drink. And I most especially love a party gone out of bounds. Even so, Mardi Gras scares the sweet beejeebus out of Moi. Good luck with that bail. Where&#8217;s The Boyfriend in all this? Outside flashing ya?</p>
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		<title>By: Native Minnow</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/08/fat-teusday-sat-on-me/#comment-1378</link>
		<author>Native Minnow</author>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 15:17:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/08/fat-teusday-sat-on-me/#comment-1378</guid>
		<description>You know, you could have gotten other volunteers besides the goat.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know, you could have gotten other volunteers besides the goat.</p>
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		<title>By: Jenny</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/08/fat-teusday-sat-on-me/#comment-1377</link>
		<author>Jenny</author>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 14:56:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/08/fat-teusday-sat-on-me/#comment-1377</guid>
		<description>you're still drunk, aren't you?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>you&#8217;re still drunk, aren&#8217;t you?</p>
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		<title>By: BDS</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/08/fat-teusday-sat-on-me/#comment-1376</link>
		<author>BDS</author>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 14:38:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/08/fat-teusday-sat-on-me/#comment-1376</guid>
		<description>I don't believe this for a second - mainly because I don't think that kind of thing is illegal in New Orleans. Ha. Then again, it is a family place. Here's to making bail.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t believe this for a second - mainly because I don&#8217;t think that kind of thing is illegal in New Orleans. Ha. Then again, it is a family place. Here&#8217;s to making bail.</p>
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		<title>By: Tony</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/08/fat-teusday-sat-on-me/#comment-1375</link>
		<author>Tony</author>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 14:32:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/08/fat-teusday-sat-on-me/#comment-1375</guid>
		<description>What kind of demented world is this when public oral goat sex is illegal??  You know, when goats are made criminal, only criminals will have goats...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What kind of demented world is this when public oral goat sex is illegal??  You know, when goats are made criminal, only criminals will have goats&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Gorilla Bananas</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/08/fat-teusday-sat-on-me/#comment-1374</link>
		<author>Gorilla Bananas</author>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:52:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/08/fat-teusday-sat-on-me/#comment-1374</guid>
		<description>You should have got engaged first.</description>
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		<title>By: moooooog35</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/08/fat-teusday-sat-on-me/#comment-1373</link>
		<author>moooooog35</author>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:51:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/08/fat-teusday-sat-on-me/#comment-1373</guid>
		<description>Thanks for the blow job.

Love,

Tuesday</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for the blow job.</p>
<p>Love,</p>
<p>Tuesday</p>
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