Comments on: It’s Too Tiny. http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/09/its-too-tiny/ Just slinging eggs Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:35:54 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/09/its-too-tiny/#comment-1462 Upset Waitress Thu, 14 Feb 2008 18:28:30 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/09/its-too-tiny/#comment-1462 Jstar, You wouldn,t be the first to be disgusted by me, and since hope springs eternal, I hope I will be able to disgust many more small penis people such as yourself in the future. Meiliken, There was nothing deceitful about my post I unlike most people was brutally honest. My advice to you would be to get over your last lover and what they did to you and move on. Please in the future write your posts on your own website and try to keep your comments brief. Most people loose interest in what you have to say about the third word. Restaurant Gal, Why date? you and that little friend on the night stand are the dating any woman needs, maybe the occasional house hold appliance. Jstar, You wouldn,t be the first to be disgusted by me, and since hope springs eternal, I hope I will be able to disgust many more small penis people such as yourself in the future.

Meiliken, There was nothing deceitful about my post I unlike most people was brutally honest. My advice to you would be to get over your last lover and what they did to you and move on. Please in the future write your posts on your own website and try to keep your comments brief. Most people loose interest in what you have to say about the third word.

Restaurant Gal, Why date? you and that little friend on the night stand are the dating any woman needs, maybe the occasional house hold appliance.

]]> By: Restaurant Gal http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/09/its-too-tiny/#comment-1415 Restaurant Gal Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:06:17 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/09/its-too-tiny/#comment-1415 Dating necessity--flashlight. Check. This is why I limit my involvement in such a fascinating past time as dating. Yikes. Dating necessity–flashlight. Check.
This is why I limit my involvement in such a fascinating past time as dating. Yikes.

]]> By: upset waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/09/its-too-tiny/#comment-1414 upset waitress Mon, 11 Feb 2008 02:58:28 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/09/its-too-tiny/#comment-1414 Mark, Not getting laid should put everyone in a pissy mood. However I don't need a reason. Pajama, yes it is a gummy worm, and I'll only be happy to see you if you lick it. Mark, Not getting laid should put everyone in a pissy mood. However I don’t need a reason.

Pajama, yes it is a gummy worm, and I’ll only be happy to see you if you lick it.

]]> By: Mark http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/09/its-too-tiny/#comment-1413 Mark Mon, 11 Feb 2008 02:19:19 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/09/its-too-tiny/#comment-1413 <i>Mark, Thanks for the advice. Is that how you decide if your dates have a big enough penis for you?</i> Wow. Not getting laid put someone in a really pissy mood... Mark, Thanks for the advice. Is that how you decide if your dates have a big enough penis for you?

Wow. Not getting laid put someone in a really pissy mood…

]]> By: Meiliken http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/09/its-too-tiny/#comment-1412 Meiliken Mon, 11 Feb 2008 01:14:33 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/09/its-too-tiny/#comment-1412 The too tiny article shows a very distasteful turn of society teachings. That no matter how great the man, he will always be judged by the size of his penis. This speaks volumes about the character of the woman, and indeed proves that a woman will never admit that what she claims she looks for and what she is looking for, are never the same. This translates into deceit. Deceit to others and to ones self. If a woman wants honesty, she should give it. But no, my rant is not anti woman. Men are the same as women in all respects. Men look for the BBD as well. BBD means "bigger, better, deal", for those that don't know. When people say "I love you", they really mean "I love you, until someone else gives me more". In general, all of society encourages this sort of derailed thinking. What can I get? How long can I get it? If it runs out, can I find a replacement. This is truly the same characteristics of animals. Women want to be the queen of the herd, and men want to be the king of the herd. If anyone sees another that is higher, they desire that elevation. So don't delude yourselves that love exists, or that you're higher than animals. You simply follow your instincts. The too tiny article shows a very distasteful turn of society teachings. That no matter how great the man, he will always be judged by the size of his penis. This speaks volumes about the character of the woman, and indeed proves that a woman will never admit that what she claims she looks for and what she is looking for, are never the same. This translates into deceit. Deceit to others and to ones self. If a woman wants honesty, she should give it. But no, my rant is not anti woman. Men are the same as women in all respects. Men look for the BBD as well. BBD means “bigger, better, deal”, for those that don’t know. When people say “I love you”, they really mean “I love you, until someone else gives me more”. In general, all of society encourages this sort of derailed thinking. What can I get? How long can I get it? If it runs out, can I find a replacement. This is truly the same characteristics of animals. Women want to be the queen of the herd, and men want to be the king of the herd. If anyone sees another that is higher, they desire that elevation. So don’t delude yourselves that love exists, or that you’re higher than animals. You simply follow your instincts.

]]> By: jstar http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/09/its-too-tiny/#comment-1411 jstar Mon, 11 Feb 2008 00:24:51 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/09/its-too-tiny/#comment-1411 wow, that's completely cruel. i mean, i would have been surprised, disappointed, turned off, etc. but i know i would maintain my humanity. i'm totally disgusted by you and sincerely hope you were embellishing for the sake of telling a story. wow, that’s completely cruel. i mean, i would have been surprised, disappointed, turned off, etc. but i know i would maintain my humanity. i’m totally disgusted by you and sincerely hope you were embellishing for the sake of telling a story.

]]> By: upset waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/09/its-too-tiny/#comment-1410 upset waitress Sun, 10 Feb 2008 23:09:26 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/09/its-too-tiny/#comment-1410 Jenny, Laughter make the blog go round. Erik, The oil helps it slide down your pipeline. Jenny, Laughter make the blog go round.

Erik, The oil helps it slide down your pipeline.

]]> By: upset waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/09/its-too-tiny/#comment-1409 upset waitress Sun, 10 Feb 2008 23:05:29 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/09/its-too-tiny/#comment-1409 Nursemyra, Thank you. I always tell it like it is, or at least how it should be. Mark, Thanks for the advice. Is that how you decide if your dates have a big enough penis for you? Gypsy, If can keep rocking, I'll never get old. I will be the Dick Clark of the internet. Gorilla, Zucchini is good, but a butternut squash will hit the G-spot. Moi, You shouldn't look at your flashlight. You could blind yourself. Woeful, One small bummer for him. One giant disappointment for me. Walker, I don't think he should snort miracle grow. He should probably put one of the feeding spikes up his ass, so it will feed the penis's roots. Daisy, I am all about rare but festive. Nothing else will due. Vanessa, Screw him. What about my needs? Don't men know it's all about me? Nursemyra, Thank you. I always tell it like it is, or at least how it should be.

Mark, Thanks for the advice. Is that how you decide if your dates have a big enough penis for you?

Gypsy, If can keep rocking, I’ll never get old. I will be the Dick Clark of the internet.

Gorilla, Zucchini is good, but a butternut squash will hit the G-spot.

Moi, You shouldn’t look at your flashlight. You could blind yourself.

Woeful, One small bummer for him. One giant disappointment for me.

Walker, I don’t think he should snort miracle grow. He should probably put one of the feeding spikes up his ass, so it will feed the penis’s roots.

Daisy, I am all about rare but festive. Nothing else will due.

Vanessa, Screw him. What about my needs? Don’t men know it’s all about me?

]]> By: Erik http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/09/its-too-tiny/#comment-1408 Erik Sun, 10 Feb 2008 22:52:12 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/09/its-too-tiny/#comment-1408 Baked Alaska is too oily for my tastes. Baked Alaska is too oily for my tastes.

]]> By: Jenny http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/09/its-too-tiny/#comment-1407 Jenny Sun, 10 Feb 2008 21:59:56 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/09/its-too-tiny/#comment-1407 Ahah - Walker's comment made me laugh. Ahah - Walker’s comment made me laugh.

]]> By: pajama momma http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/09/its-too-tiny/#comment-1406 pajama momma Sun, 10 Feb 2008 20:40:42 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/09/its-too-tiny/#comment-1406 Is that a gummi-worm in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Is that a gummi-worm in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

]]> By: Vanessa http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/09/its-too-tiny/#comment-1405 Vanessa Sun, 10 Feb 2008 18:05:49 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/09/its-too-tiny/#comment-1405 poor guy, but funny. poor guy, but funny.

]]> By: daisyfae http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/09/its-too-tiny/#comment-1404 daisyfae Sun, 10 Feb 2008 17:15:57 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/09/its-too-tiny/#comment-1404 there are three categories of penile proportions: - 'do you even have one' (see the waitresses story above) - good enough to get the job done (and relax, guys, this is usually the case!) - 'you want me to put that WHERE?!?!?' (rare, but festive...) there are three categories of penile proportions:
- ‘do you even have one’ (see the waitresses story above)
- good enough to get the job done (and relax, guys, this is usually the case!)
- ‘you want me to put that WHERE?!?!?’ (rare, but festive…)

]]> By: walker http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/09/its-too-tiny/#comment-1403 walker Sun, 10 Feb 2008 15:03:55 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/09/its-too-tiny/#comment-1403 Maybe if he snorted miracle grow, nah probably make his ears grow. Maybe if he snorted miracle grow, nah probably make his ears grow.

]]> By: Woeful http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/09/its-too-tiny/#comment-1402 Woeful Sun, 10 Feb 2008 14:29:19 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/09/its-too-tiny/#comment-1402 Bummer for him... Bummer for him…

]]> By: moi http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/09/its-too-tiny/#comment-1401 moi Sun, 10 Feb 2008 13:40:35 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/09/its-too-tiny/#comment-1401 And now, I will never again look at that little halogen flashlight I carry for emergencies in quite the same way. And now, I will never again look at that little halogen flashlight I carry for emergencies in quite the same way.

]]> By: Gorilla Bananas http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/09/its-too-tiny/#comment-1400 Gorilla Bananas Sun, 10 Feb 2008 09:56:29 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/09/its-too-tiny/#comment-1400 He should keep a zucchini in his pocket. He should keep a zucchini in his pocket.

]]> By: Gypsy http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/09/its-too-tiny/#comment-1399 Gypsy Sun, 10 Feb 2008 04:13:02 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/09/its-too-tiny/#comment-1399 Its like Christmas whenever I visit here. You just never know what kind of surprise you will get to unwrap when you get here. You are definitely an original Sammi...you rock girl!! Its like Christmas whenever I visit here. You just never know what kind of surprise you will get to unwrap when you get here. You are definitely an original Sammi…you rock girl!!

]]> By: Mark http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/09/its-too-tiny/#comment-1398 Mark Sun, 10 Feb 2008 03:01:38 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/09/its-too-tiny/#comment-1398 The size of the baked Alaska should have been the tipoff that you were in for an encounter of Lilliputian proportions, I would think... The size of the baked Alaska should have been the tipoff that you were in for an encounter of Lilliputian proportions, I would think…

]]> By: nursemyra http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/09/its-too-tiny/#comment-1397 nursemyra Sun, 10 Feb 2008 00:54:35 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/09/its-too-tiny/#comment-1397 well done upset waitress. tell it like it is. note to self: remember to carry halogen flash light at all times well done upset waitress. tell it like it is. note to self: remember to carry halogen flash light at all times

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