Comments on: My Career Has Gone to the Dogs. http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/ Just slinging eggs Sat, 22 Nov 2008 23:01:58 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: moooooog35 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1443 moooooog35 Wed, 13 Feb 2008 13:29:03 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1443 fecalphiliac would be a great name for a rock band. fecalphiliac would be a great name for a rock band.

]]> By: kyknoord http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1442 kyknoord Wed, 13 Feb 2008 11:13:51 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1442 It's important to have an angle when starting out. Do you think there'll be much of a market for a professional dog-swimmer? It’s important to have an angle when starting out. Do you think there’ll be much of a market for a professional dog-swimmer?

]]> By: jahooni http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1441 jahooni Wed, 13 Feb 2008 07:10:10 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1441 this is a hoot. I was JUST SAYING TODAY THAT I NEED a professional dog walker! this is a hoot. I was JUST SAYING TODAY THAT I NEED a professional dog walker!

]]> By: Gorilla Bananas http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1440 Gorilla Bananas Tue, 12 Feb 2008 23:31:14 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1440 Dogs have a bone in their dick. It sounds good, but wait until you've tried it before making a commitment. Dogs have a bone in their dick. It sounds good, but wait until you’ve tried it before making a commitment.

]]> By: Blondefabulous http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1439 Blondefabulous Tue, 12 Feb 2008 19:20:37 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1439 Hey UW, wanna laugh your ass off? Check my latest blog installment about the furry rat I call my dog! No Lie! It really happened!!! Hey UW, wanna laugh your ass off? Check my latest blog installment about the furry rat I call my dog! No Lie! It really happened!!!

]]> By: Tony http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1438 Tony Tue, 12 Feb 2008 17:46:41 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1438 does this mean you don't love cats anymore??? does this mean you don’t love cats anymore???

]]> By: azahar http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1437 azahar Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:00:33 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1437 I had a blind friend back in Canada who obviously walked with his dog a lot, and he used to chortle about the 'picking up afterwards', saying how using the plastic bag as a glove to pick up and then turning it inside out always felt so squidgy and warm... presumably his dog always led him to the poop so he could pick it up. Dog walking is unfortunately a job option that is created by people who shouldn't have dogs in the first place. I had a blind friend back in Canada who obviously walked with his dog a lot, and he used to chortle about the ‘picking up afterwards’, saying how using the plastic bag as a glove to pick up and then turning it inside out always felt so squidgy and warm… presumably his dog always led him to the poop so he could pick it up.

Dog walking is unfortunately a job option that is created by people who shouldn’t have dogs in the first place.

]]> By: pajama momma http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1436 pajama momma Tue, 12 Feb 2008 13:39:46 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1436 <i>Yours will go into the stew pot of the starving Vietnamese family</i> Ok, well since I <i>am</i> a lazy piece-of-shit azzhat, can you walk my dog to the Vietnamese family? Yours will go into the stew pot of the starving Vietnamese family

Ok, well since I am a lazy piece-of-shit azzhat, can you walk my dog to the Vietnamese family?

]]> By: walker http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1435 walker Tue, 12 Feb 2008 07:05:23 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1435 And when you're tired and blue sitting on the park bend all alone the dog will come and shag your leg telling you're still hot. And when you’re tired and blue sitting on the park bend all alone the dog will come and shag your leg telling you’re still hot.

]]> By: Troll http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1434 Troll Tue, 12 Feb 2008 03:24:58 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1434 I've never employed a dog-walking service because I'm not a lazy piece-of-shit azzhat. However, I have employed in-house "dog sitters" when vacationing. I loved them! Yes, they drank a lot of my booze. But they left insanely detailed "dog diary" notes that were noticably less legible and funnier as they got drunker. The dog's "mood" upon entrance and exit was dutifully recorded. Bowel movement exposition included color, time spent, and solidity. I was thinking...you'd be a great dog-sitter. I’ve never employed a dog-walking service because I’m not a lazy piece-of-shit azzhat. However, I have employed in-house “dog sitters” when vacationing. I loved them! Yes, they drank a lot of my booze. But they left insanely detailed “dog diary” notes that were noticably less legible and funnier as they got drunker. The dog’s “mood” upon entrance and exit was dutifully recorded. Bowel movement exposition included color, time spent, and solidity.

I was thinking…you’d be a great dog-sitter.

]]> By: Restaurant Gal http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1433 Restaurant Gal Tue, 12 Feb 2008 03:19:31 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1433 pajama momma--NOOO!. She takes my dog first and spares its show-girl-gone-bad life. Yours will go into the stew pot of the starving Vietnamese family. OKAY? Just so we understand each other. pajama momma–NOOO!. She takes my dog first and spares its show-girl-gone-bad life. Yours will go into the stew pot of the starving Vietnamese family. OKAY? Just so we understand each other.

]]> By: pajama momma http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1432 pajama momma Tue, 12 Feb 2008 02:53:21 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1432 Can you take my dog too please? I promise he will not drag you across the asphault if he sees a car, dog, cat, squirrel, butterfly or windblown piece of trash. Really, he won't. Can you take my dog too please? I promise he will not drag you across the asphault if he sees a car, dog, cat, squirrel, butterfly or windblown piece of trash. Really, he won’t.

]]> By: she http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1431 she Tue, 12 Feb 2008 02:22:52 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1431 fecalpheliac! marvelous! er....thats a damn cute dog drawing. listen i think you should add a doggie day care....that way professional peeps with no time for their pet leave them with you....you play with all all them and get more money! yay! how was mardi gras? never mind i will scroll down fecalpheliac! marvelous! er….thats a damn cute dog drawing. listen i think you should add a doggie day care….that way professional peeps with no time for their pet leave them with you….you play with all all them and get more money! yay!

how was mardi gras? never mind i will scroll down

]]> By: manuel http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1430 manuel Tue, 12 Feb 2008 01:53:23 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1430 most of my sex these days is point and click..... most of my sex these days is point and click…..

]]> By: upset waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1429 upset waitress Tue, 12 Feb 2008 01:34:00 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1429 Restaurant Gal, Just so you know, I will keep the bags, but I will give your dog to a starving Vietnamese family. Woeful, I often been told that I am too graphic. Tony, You must have me confused with Paris Hilton. Gypsy, I gave up all my tricks, until I get a good pimp. Buffalo, Maybe so. Is Dr. Ruth still alive? Moi, Just remember it is hard for a drunk dog to misbehave. Axey, The trick is not to get hit with shit. Minnow, That's the easy part. All you have to do is tie a stick to the dogs back that hangs in front of it, and duct tape a cat to the end. Paco, I thought I established I am not in to tiny things in my last post. Blondefabulous, If I give you ten percent I won't be able to afford to pay illegal immigrants to do the jobs Americans won't do. Restaurant Gal, Just so you know, I will keep the bags, but I will give your dog to a starving Vietnamese family.

Woeful, I often been told that I am too graphic.

Tony, You must have me confused with Paris Hilton.

Gypsy, I gave up all my tricks, until I get a good pimp.

Buffalo, Maybe so. Is Dr. Ruth still alive?

Moi, Just remember it is hard for a drunk dog to misbehave.

Axey, The trick is not to get hit with shit.

Minnow, That’s the easy part. All you have to do is tie a stick to the dogs back that hangs in front of it, and duct tape a cat to the end.

Paco, I thought I established I am not in to tiny things in my last post.

Blondefabulous, If I give you ten percent I won’t be able to afford to pay illegal immigrants to do the jobs Americans won’t do.

]]> By: LBB http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1428 LBB Tue, 12 Feb 2008 01:14:14 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1428 Best of luck with the new venture. Doggone good idea. Best of luck with the new venture. Doggone good idea.

]]> By: Blondefabulous http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1427 Blondefabulous Mon, 11 Feb 2008 19:19:09 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1427 Branch out and add on poop patrol services as well for people who leave their dogs in the yard all day to crap as they please. You can call it "On Doody" the yard pet waste disposal company! I want a 10% cut if it catches on!!! (you know I need it!) Branch out and add on poop patrol services as well for people who leave their dogs in the yard all day to crap as they please. You can call it “On Doody” the yard pet waste disposal company! I want a 10% cut if it catches on!!!
(you know I need it!)

]]> By: Paco http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1426 Paco Mon, 11 Feb 2008 19:17:11 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1426 you can pick up my shit anytime, honey. you can pick up my shit anytime, honey.

]]> By: Native Minnow http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1425 Native Minnow Mon, 11 Feb 2008 18:55:58 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1425 The problem with starting a dog walking service is that then you have to walk dogs. The problem with starting a dog walking service is that then you have to walk dogs.

]]> By: axey http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1424 axey Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:24:37 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1424 I thin it's a shit - I mean hit. I thin it’s a shit - I mean hit.

]]> By: moi http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1423 moi Mon, 11 Feb 2008 15:46:53 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1423 Wait until the local dog park denizens get a gander at you. "Hey, can she come in here with that bottle?" Wait until the local dog park denizens get a gander at you. “Hey, can she come in here with that bottle?”

]]> By: Buffalo http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1422 Buffalo Mon, 11 Feb 2008 15:14:42 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1422 I'm thinkin' you need professional help way more than you need business cards. I’m thinkin’ you need professional help way more than you need business cards.

]]> By: Gypsy http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1421 Gypsy Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:04:30 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1421 That's an interesting career choice Sammi. Maybe you should take up training as well....I bet there are a few tricks you could teach those old dogs.... That’s an interesting career choice Sammi. Maybe you should take up training as well….I bet there are a few tricks you could teach those old dogs….

]]> By: Tony http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1420 Tony Mon, 11 Feb 2008 13:54:04 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1420 you should put a picture of your boobs on the business card, or just send me a bunch of naked pictures of yourself and i'll make a variety of business cards you can choose from:) you should put a picture of your boobs on the business card, or just send me a bunch of naked pictures of yourself and i’ll make a variety of business cards you can choose from:)

]]> By: Woeful http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1419 Woeful Mon, 11 Feb 2008 12:41:29 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1419 Maybe you should go into graphic design... Maybe you should go into graphic design…

]]> By: Restaurant Gal http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1416 Restaurant Gal Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:09:11 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/10/my-career-has-gone-to-the-dogs/#comment-1416 I am sending you a supply of biodegradable poop bags as a business-launch gift. Oh, and my little dog, too. I am sending you a supply of biodegradable poop bags as a business-launch gift. Oh, and my little dog, too.

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