Rehab is for Quitters.
Now I am all for drug rehabilitation, but if this is how I’m going to look after being there for four days, count me out. I expect to look damn fine when I leave one of those centers. So what is Britney’s excuse for looking worse? Four days in rehab had to have had some kind of impact on her life right? Judging from this picture, they are getting way better drugs in rehab than I can get at the crack house on the corner. Perhaps, shaving her head let what stagnant air that wasn’t completely toasty out of her head. It should be just a matter of time before her head collapses due to the lack of air pressure. Not unlike Firestone tires, or David Coruso’s career.
Randy Nichols on February 13th, 2008
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Blondefabulous on February 13th, 2008
Dude, what’s with the double chin?!? I thought she got a personal trainer when she released her new album?? I guess rehab doesn’t have soap or shampoo either. They must think the addicts are gonna snort it or something.
Upset Waitress on February 13th, 2008
Randy, I can tell that your ethnic origins are Spammish.
Blonde, you need hair for shampoo! hahaha
Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on February 13th, 2008
I’m still smarting because she was committed during the dates I picked in Count’s death pool for her. I hate being right and having the court screw up a perfectly good celebrity implosion. Bastages. If it were you or me, they’d just let us OD and get it over with.
manuel on February 13th, 2008
rougher than my arse…..poor love…..my ex-boss went to rehab….he was a complete bore afterwards but within a few weeks he was back to being a dancing monkey man again which was nice….
Mark on February 13th, 2008
They want me to go to rehab and I say No, No, No…
Folly on February 13th, 2008
I still have 10 days on that dead pool. Just out of curiosity though, if Daddy has conservatorship ’cause she can’t make her own decisions, who let her out of the hospital?
Gypsy on February 13th, 2008
Poor Britters, she really has become a tragic waste of space.
daisyfae on February 13th, 2008
even with the divorce settlement, where she financially takes it up the ass (no lube, no flowers), she still has way too much money. some coke-snorting fashionista convinced that battered trollop to pay perfectly good cash for the fugliest pair of sunglasses. ever.
what look is she going for here? unshowered fly on the fucking windshield?
Jenny on February 14th, 2008
Apparently, they fed her well.
nursemyra on February 14th, 2008
yeah, what did happen to david caruso?
moooooog35 on February 14th, 2008
She could use a bigger pair of sunglasses.
USA_Admiral on February 14th, 2008
Did you ever watch a falling star?
She is on every celeb watching station.
SoHoS on February 14th, 2008
She is so hideous and today is my day for her demise on Counts’ calendar…
moi on February 14th, 2008
Crazy ain’t never pretty.
Troll on February 14th, 2008
Please heap further abuse on David Caruso in future posts.
Upset Waitress on February 14th, 2008
Blackiswhite, The courts can and will fuck things up every time.
Manuel, Rehab only works for those who are predisposed to quit on there own. If you don’t really want to quit you won’t. No matter what!
Mark, They don’t count. It’s all about you.
Folly, Who cares who let her out, as long as there is a chance to see her koochy. I need to have something to write about. Unfortunately her twat is most likely her most interesting feature. Quite possibly the most intelligent as well. At least it knows when it is Fucuked.
Gypsy, She come along way from the innocent little girl that Ed Mc Mann molested on star search.
Upset Waitress on February 14th, 2008
Daisy, sunglasses now a days must not only block the sun, but cover the bags under ones blackened eyes. They are every wife beaters dream.
Jenny, Yes they did. It was a high protein diet of wiener juice.
Nursemyra, I sorry, but who cares?
Moooooog, I agree. We can still see her face.
Admiral, My favorite falling star has to be Todd Bridges.
SoHoS, I refuse to take part in all of that. I don’t think she deserves that much attention. We should quit feeding the monster and let her commit suicide in a quiet dignified manner.
Moi,I don’t know about that. I’m pretty crazy.
Troll, I would but I didn’t think his career was worth writing about when he actually had one.
LBB on February 14th, 2008
Brittney is one of those southern, chicken-fried gals who looks great as a teen, but goes downhill from there.
walker on February 14th, 2008
THAT’S WHO?!!!!
Wow, has she robbed a liquor store yet?
Mark on February 15th, 2008
Who cares who let her out, as long as there is a chance to see her koochy.
I agree. More shaved cooch is always a good thing…
Native Minnow on February 15th, 2008
I’ve always said I wouldn’t mind being the next K-Fed. After seeing that picture, I may have to reconsider my stance.