Comments on: If This Is Love, You Can Keep It.

By: ali

ali — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 02:48:06 +0000

Chocolate Roulette. I love it. It’s a terrible thing when people ruin good chocolate with bad fillings. At least you got a couple of good bits out of the batch

By: Upset Waitress

Upset Waitress — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 21:14:12 +0000

nursey, yes marmalade is meant for toast. Not things like tuna or chocolates for christmas sake.

Paco, you can only do it doggy style. Go screw a leg or something.

Woeful, I think I threw out my back dry heaving.

LBB, you’re married. There’s nothing for you to brag about.

Blonde, I agree. Gimme a big ole fake dick any day of the year and I’m all smiles.

daisy, something needs to be done right away!

Gypsy, he’s a whore. Pure and simple.

Paco, I would beat ya on the rump with the Herald I got today but I know you’d complain it wasn’t good enough.

manuel, so can I watch you lick this penny?

SoHos, I’m not sure. Something tasted like burnt cardboard, others like crabby patties.

Qelqoth, like it? It’s a Wordpress plug-in.

bent, I’m a Nestle crunch kind of gal

By: bent

bent — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 15:37:05 +0000

I’ve never understood why they would screw up perfectly good chocolate by putting shit like that in them. That’s why I stick with mr. goodbars!

By: Qelqoth

Qelqoth — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 18:05:56 +0000

Just checking out the mobile version of your site. Looking good. I should try to make my site easy to use for mobile phone users. Oh and I love marmalade.

By: Paco

Paco — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 17:14:25 +0000

Gypsy - it’s true.. I’m a DOG.

(hee)

By: SoHoS

SoHoS — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 15:21:01 +0000

I really want to know what some of those insides of the candies are?

By: manuel

manuel — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 12:12:49 +0000

i’ve never spat cash out…….

By: Gypsy

Gypsy — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 05:34:52 +0000

That Paco sure spreads his favours around. He asked me to be his Valentine and now he’s saying you could have been his BITCH …what’s the deal with THAT?

By: daisyfae

daisyfae — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 04:52:56 +0000

all i got for valentines day was ‘mashed’ backstage by fucktard the stalker boy. i’d rather have been puking up chocolates…

By: Blondefabulous

Blondefabulous — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 04:32:14 +0000

Nothing says I love you like sex toys and massage oils! When my hubby worked at a hot shop in Memphis, I would “ride” his employee discount for all it was worth!

By: Blackiswhite, Imperial AgentProvocateur

Blackiswhite, Imperial AgentProvocateur — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 04:13:52 +0000

And so the legend of Raggot, the Wonder Gerbil lives on, to terrorize another unsuspecting generation.

By: LBB

LBB — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 02:13:03 +0000

I’m working my way through a box of Godiva that my wife bought me. Hand picked stuff.

Let me assure that there’s not a dud in the bunch!

By: Woeful

Woeful — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 01:34:30 +0000

There’s nothing like a gag inducing confection to brighten your day!

By: Paco

Paco — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 00:14:09 +0000

You could have been my bitch for Valentine’s Day.

By: nursemyra

nursemyra — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:36:43 +0000

chocolate maramlade? I’d like some of that on my toast in the mornings

By: Upset Waitress

Upset Waitress — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:16:43 +0000

Blackiswhite, hey, I stayed with my BF eventhough he had many torrid affairs with gerbils. :>

By: Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:12:25 +0000

A few thoughts to consider:

1. You still have a BF after your torrid affair with Teusday the Goat?

2. Someone gave you something for Valentines Day and you’re bitching about it?

3. We know you’re crazy. That’s the reason for your readership. (well, that and the occasional gratuitous photos) Sane people are boring.