Busch Is No Presidente.
President’s day is a stupid holiday. Even dumber is election day. So what am I to do on this day of awareness?
First off when I think of president’s, I think of Bush. When I think of Bush, I think of Busch beer. So I will use this day as an excuse to get blasted. Not that I need an excuse, but I’ll take it. I’ll spend all my George Washington’s, Lincolns, and Jackson’s on psychedelic drugs and drinks at happy hour.
And when I get drunk and think of president’s, I think of red, white, & blue. When I think of red, white, & blue, I think of hot dogs. When I think of hot dogs, I think of that one president that got a blow job from a fat chick. I mean, the president can get a BJ from anyone right? Fat chicks need love too I guess.
Anyways, after I’m done spit talking at the bar, I will get in my Ford and… well Happy excuse to go on a good bender day president’s day everybody.
In case anyone needs some laptop memory.
Buffalo on February 17th, 2008
You are a unique person - one of a kind. And that’s a good thing. I don’t think the world could handle more than one of you.
manuel on February 17th, 2008
hehehehehe you have a great day……drink lots and fall down..it’s what he would want you to do……..
becky on February 17th, 2008
What comes to mind when you hear Bill Clinton’s name?
Woeful on February 17th, 2008
My memory is bigger than yours, thanks!
moi on February 17th, 2008
Only you could come up with a viable reason to celebrate the day a friggin’ pol’tician was disgorged from its long-suffering incubator’s womb. Anarchy Now. Failing that, getting drunk will just have to do.
Gypsy on February 17th, 2008
Presidents Day??? Gawd I thought Aussies had a lot of useless holidays. What is Presidents Day for? Whatever….getting drunk sounds like the only way to celebrate anything to do with a President or politician of any description for that matter. Go forth and conquer Sammi.
Blondefabulous on February 17th, 2008
Every prez we’ve had has skeletons, so why don’t we celebrate that? Washington had a plantation, and you know who he had working that thing. And Jefferson had mistresses who were, shall we say, multi-cultural? Heck Bill and George W. fit right in with all these yahoos! Pass me a damn beer, will ya!
Blackiswhite, Imperial AgentProvocateur on February 17th, 2008
Presidents get blowjobs? Maybe I’ll run for office.
Mark on February 17th, 2008
I need some laptop upgrade. Jump on up here, babe!
BDS on February 18th, 2008
That sounds like the best way to celebrate President’s Day that I’ve heard. I forgot it was today as hardly anybody gets off for the “holiday.”
Busch beer. Now that’s a brutal hangover.
she on February 18th, 2008
when you write “el presidente” i think of bush too! and when you write “blow jobs and hot dogs” i think of bush again!! blowing first vincente fox and then caulderon!! thanks for the presidents day free association! now where’d i put my peyote pizza??
Jenny on February 18th, 2008
“Blowjob”, I think of Clinton, “bender” I think of Bush, because that’s what I went on after both of his elections.
“Presidents Day” I think; shopping.
Tony on February 18th, 2008
when i think of the drunk blogger of my dreams….i think of upset waitress…when i think of uw, i think of….well, best not get into right now…
Upset Waitress on February 18th, 2008
Buffalo, thanks?
becky, my simple mind thinks of things like “clit” and “lint”.
manuel, don’t you tell me what to do.
Woeful, can I see?
moi, dam that was vivid!
Gypsy, unbelievable isn’t it? I mean it was good when I was a kid and got out of school and shit. Now it’s just ridiculous. Can’t get a thing done on stupid holidays like these.
Blonde, politics and beer. Here’s to lots and lots of beer.
BiW, it’s true. And our tax dollars will even pay for them
Mark, you’re in luck. I like huge upgrades.
Upset Waitress on February 18th, 2008
BDS, every day is a celebration in my blood shot eyes.
She, Presidente reminds me of Mexico. Which reminds me of water you cannot drink. Which reminds me of beer
Jenny, the whole month of November will be a black out for me.
Tony, when I think of Tony, I think of Bologna. When I think of Bologna, I think of Musturd. Then I must turd. Gaw I’m stupid.
Tony on February 18th, 2008
you should have stopped with bologna…there was a lot of possibility there…
Upset Waitress on February 18th, 2008
Haha sorry bout’ that Tony.
Mr. DNA on February 18th, 2008
Is election day a holiday? If so, I’ve been getting the short end of the stick.
LBB on February 18th, 2008
Dizzying stream of consciousness.