President’s day is a stupid holiday. Even dumber is election day. So what am I to do on this day of awareness?
First off when I think of president’s, I think of Bush. When I think of Bush, I think of Busch beer. So I will use this day as an excuse to get blasted. Not that I need an excuse, but I’ll take it. I’ll spend all my George Washington’s, Lincolns, and Jackson’s on psychedelic drugs and drinks at happy hour.
And when I get drunk and think of president’s, I think of red, white, & blue. When I think of red, white, & blue, I think of hot dogs. When I think of hot dogs, I think of that one president that got a blow job from a fat chick. I mean, the president can get a BJ from anyone right? Fat chicks need love too I guess.
Anyways, after I’m done spit talking at the bar, I will get in my Ford and… well Happy President’s day everybody.
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on February 17th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
You are a unique person – one of a kind. And that’s a good thing. I don’t think the world could handle more than one of you.
on February 17th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
hehehehehe you have a great day……drink lots and fall down..it’s what he would want you to do……..
on February 17th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
What comes to mind when you hear Bill Clinton’s name?
on February 17th, 2008 at 9:20 pm
My memory is bigger than yours, thanks!
on February 17th, 2008 at 9:40 pm
Only you could come up with a viable reason to celebrate the day a friggin’ pol’tician was disgorged from its long-suffering incubator’s womb. Anarchy Now. Failing that, getting drunk will just have to do.
on February 17th, 2008 at 10:06 pm
Presidents Day??? Gawd I thought Aussies had a lot of useless holidays. What is Presidents Day for? Whatever….getting drunk sounds like the only way to celebrate anything to do with a President or politician of any description for that matter. Go forth and conquer Sammi.
on February 17th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
Every prez we’ve had has skeletons, so why don’t we celebrate that? Washington had a plantation, and you know who he had working that thing. And Jefferson had mistresses who were, shall we say, multi-cultural? Heck Bill and George W. fit right in with all these yahoos! Pass me a damn beer, will ya!
on February 17th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
Presidents get blowjobs? Maybe I’ll run for office.
on February 17th, 2008 at 11:47 pm
I need some laptop upgrade. Jump on up here, babe!
on February 18th, 2008 at 9:32 am
That sounds like the best way to celebrate President’s Day that I’ve heard. I forgot it was today as hardly anybody gets off for the “holiday.”
Busch beer. Now that’s a brutal hangover.
on February 18th, 2008 at 9:55 am
when you write “el presidente” i think of bush too! and when you write “blow jobs and hot dogs” i think of bush again!! blowing first vincente fox and then caulderon!! thanks for the presidents day free association! now where’d i put my peyote pizza??
on February 18th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
“Blowjob”, I think of Clinton, “bender” I think of Bush, because that’s what I went on after both of his elections.
“Presidents Day” I think; shopping.
on February 18th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
when i think of the drunk blogger of my dreams….i think of upset waitress…when i think of uw, i think of….well, best not get into right now…
on February 18th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Buffalo, thanks?
becky, my simple mind thinks of things like “clit” and “lint”.
manuel, don’t you tell me what to do.
Woeful, can I see?
moi, dam that was vivid!
Gypsy, unbelievable isn’t it? I mean it was good when I was a kid and got out of school and shit. Now it’s just ridiculous. Can’t get a thing done on stupid holidays like these.
Blonde, politics and beer. Here’s to lots and lots of beer.
BiW, it’s true. And our tax dollars will even pay for them
Mark, you’re in luck. I like huge upgrades.
on February 18th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
BDS, every day is a celebration in my blood shot eyes.
She, Presidente reminds me of Mexico. Which reminds me of water you cannot drink. Which reminds me of beer
Jenny, the whole month of November will be a black out for me.
Tony, when I think of Tony, I think of Bologna. When I think of Bologna, I think of Musturd. Then I must turd. Gaw I’m stupid.
on February 18th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
you should have stopped with bologna…there was a lot of possibility there…
on February 18th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
Haha sorry bout’ that Tony.
on February 18th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
Is election day a holiday? If so, I’ve been getting the short end of the stick.
on February 18th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
Dizzying stream of consciousness.