Lindsay Lohan posed nude to look like Marilyn Monroe in her famous ‘Last sitting’ photo shoot, for New York Magazine.
Do humans have fleas? Anyway, when I look at this pic of Lindsay Lohan it conjures up images of an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka-dotted bikini. It makes me want to take a Dalmation for a walk. I feel like playing connect the dots too. I am having a sudden urge for a sesame seed bun. I could probably watch “Chucky” right about now also. Pepper anyone? This pic reminds me that I need to clean the wind shield of my truck.
Don’t get me wrong, I do like freckles. Just not on drugged up drunken pecker lickers or Marilyn Monroe look-a-likes. Anyway my point is, this poor kid looks like a Flounder and seriously needs drug rehab. If she were to lay down on a dirt pile, she would blend in. I swear I see the Big Dipper on her torso. To end this, I’m gonna have Robin eggs for breakfast.
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on February 18th, 2008 at 10:59 pm
ouch, so not a flattering picture.
on February 18th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
Should have shown her tits. Tits are always appreciated, even ones tat look like insect-spattered headlights…
on February 19th, 2008 at 12:12 am
Nowhere is narcisism so accepted as in Hollyweird.
Why would anyone not on drugs look at her and think “I could screw her.”?
She and her contemporaries have nothing to commend them.
She could eat a sandwich, but I still wouldn’t find her attractive.
on February 19th, 2008 at 2:08 am
It’s not just the speckles, but Marilyn also had fabulous curves, so I really don’t see any resemblance. Is this person actually famous for anything other than going in and out of rehab and endangering the public by driving while drunk?
on February 19th, 2008 at 2:34 am
What in heavens name was she trying to prove? I suppose she would be a good spokesperson for a sand paper ad … LOL!
on February 19th, 2008 at 3:03 am
no problem with the freckles but that is the worst picture I’ve ever seen of LL.
what’s happening with her mouth????
on February 19th, 2008 at 7:01 am
She’s just trying to outdo Britney in who can take the worst picture for the week. Goddamn Lindsay I think you may have pipped her at the post this week.
Marilyn Munroe was another tragic story but at least she had some class. Today’s Hollyweird drop outs have no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Forget it Lindsay….you could never do justice to MM.
on February 19th, 2008 at 7:53 am
I quite like freckles but I don’t think I’ve ever seen quite so many as that on one person before.
Marilyn Monroe was sexy and Ms Lohan is not. I don’t think it is down to freckles or even the lack of curves – her component parts just don’t work well together and she should stop pulling such a ridiculous face.
give me Marilyn (well, preferably not dead) or Penelope Cruz or Helena Christiansen or even Amy Winehouse any day over Ms Lohan.
on February 19th, 2008 at 8:47 am
It’s a half naked chick. Kewl. But seriously, if somebody wants to act like a complete dolt isn’t America THE best place to do it? Home of the free and all that etc. I thought that you could be who you wanted to be when living the (yuk) American Dream. Dunno. I guess I’m jealous because apart from trying out as a Jack Nicholson lookalike, I’d never get a photoshoot on a magazine.
on February 19th, 2008 at 9:27 am
I recently shot 3 wiggers with 2 loads of #8 Bird-Shot fired from a .410. This was right after they informed me that “Yo, we gots a right to be here, yo”. Apparently they were Wigger Attorneys.
Even though the force of the blast at that distance wouldn’t knock down a turkey, for some reason they ALL wound up on the ground writhing around. This enabled me to move closer in case they had more legal advice for me.
They looked a LOT like Lindsay Lohan flesh-wise.
Just saying…
on February 19th, 2008 at 9:46 am
This whole post had me busting a gut. I can’t stand Lindsay Lohan !
on February 19th, 2008 at 9:57 am
Jenny, yea something isn’t quite right. Oh maybe it’s the fact that Marilyn was 15 years older?
Mark, I was doing your keyboard a favor by not showing her tit shot.
BiW, I think she’s a cute kid. But she reminds me of someone with stinky feet.
azahar, not their features, but Marilyn and Lindsay have a lot in common. Drugs, alcohol, sex, Hollywood.
Nick, haha good one!
Nursey, I can’t tell. Her mouth looks alien or something. Like a slit.
Gypsy, didn’t you guys just lose an actor from over there? Accidental overdose or something? Cute guy, can’t remember his name right now.
RB, I agree. Lohan is shaped like a Mozzarella stick. Marilyn an hourglass.
axey, The American dream is to sue a big company and get rich.
Troll, haha you’re bad.
on February 19th, 2008 at 9:57 am
Do those flowers have thorns or something?She looks like she’s in serious pain. And she needs tits to look good in a photo like that. Does this mean she’s gonna die soon too?I gotta get my money in the death pool first!!!!
on February 19th, 2008 at 10:02 am
Heff, welcome
She’s a shitty actress to boot. Herbie reloaded? She sucked.
Blonde, those are buttery popcorn balls, but didn’t Anna Nicole do the same thing?
on February 19th, 2008 at 10:43 am
Who?
on February 19th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
She did show it all
http://nymag.com/
And the whole connect the dots through me for a loop too, but then I remembered i am looking at a nekkid lady, so i forgot about any other distractions…incidentally, i had no idea her boobs were so big, and they look natural – ladies, any opinions on the natural or not natrual nature of her rack?
on February 19th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Yeah… It does seem that there is a lot of flyshit involved.
on February 19th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
That turd has been polished more than the crown jewels. You can polish a turd but its still a turd!
on February 19th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
she’s NO Marilyn.
Period.
on February 19th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
oh hell yes! i so needed to read this today. primo post!
on February 19th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Came over from Gypsy’s and I was laughing SO hard when I read this post!! I saw this last night and was thinking along the same lines. Marilyn is turning over in her grave right now. ha
on February 19th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
We love to see the famous go down.
For someone who is only 21 she sure looks a hellva lot older in that pic.
on February 19th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Okay Hold up… I have them on my back, shoulders and arms. Not too many but I have been told that they are sexy.
on February 19th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Anna…… Marylin…… Now Lindsey….. I REALLY need to get my bet down in the death pool! Too much coincidence!
on February 19th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
my reaction: who’s the drag queen? and why does the drag queen only have two teeth?
doesn’t look like lohan or monroe. looks like it’s in need of some serious airbrush/photoshop treatment. makes me wonder if this is what she really looks like, and all the other crap has been ’shopped…
on February 19th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Is she fully conscious? Her eyes are saying: “I’m looking at you but I can’t see you.”
on February 19th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
Man, she used to be soo hot – that is, before she turned into the cracked out skank wench she is…but who knows, Drew Barrymore turned it around, maybe it’s in the cards for her, too…
on February 19th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
My God what a terrible picture.
on February 19th, 2008 at 7:34 pm
better than her snagglepuss set that she “posed” for….
on February 19th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
Get the eye bleach. FUGLY…
on February 20th, 2008 at 9:09 am
… ouch…. I have so many freckles that if I were a superhero, I would be probably be ‘Leopardman’….
on February 20th, 2008 at 11:42 am
Ewwwww. Just because you can doesn’t mean you should. LMAO on the “connect the dots,” comment.
on February 20th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Some of the other ones were not as flattering as this one… tsk, tsk, tsk…
The child is SO NOT Marylin.
on July 27th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
MM had curves!