Comments on: You Can’t Polish A Turd.

By: catscratch diva

catscratch diva — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 21:05:04 +0000

Some of the other ones were not as flattering as this one… tsk, tsk, tsk…
The child is SO NOT Marylin.

By: Folly

Folly — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 16:42:07 +0000

Ewwwww. Just because you can doesn’t mean you should. LMAO on the “connect the dots,” comment.

By: Eric

Eric — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 14:09:48 +0000

… ouch…. I have so many freckles that if I were a superhero, I would be probably be ‘Leopardman’….

By: becky

becky — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:45:59 +0000

Get the eye bleach. FUGLY…

By: manuel

manuel — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 00:34:19 +0000

better than her snagglepuss set that she “posed” for….

By: USA_Admiral

USA_Admiral — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 00:02:59 +0000

My God what a terrible picture.

By: bent

bent — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 23:56:38 +0000

Man, she used to be soo hot - that is, before she turned into the cracked out skank wench she is…but who knows, Drew Barrymore turned it around, maybe it’s in the cards for her, too…

By: Gorilla Bananas

Gorilla Bananas — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 22:51:06 +0000

Is she fully conscious? Her eyes are saying: “I’m looking at you but I can’t see you.”

By: daisyfae

daisyfae — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 22:03:36 +0000

my reaction: who’s the drag queen? and why does the drag queen only have two teeth?

doesn’t look like lohan or monroe. looks like it’s in need of some serious airbrush/photoshop treatment. makes me wonder if this is what she really looks like, and all the other crap has been ’shopped…

By: Blondefabulous

Blondefabulous — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 20:54:24 +0000

Anna…… Marylin…… Now Lindsey….. I REALLY need to get my bet down in the death pool! Too much coincidence!

By: jahooni

jahooni — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 20:00:20 +0000

Okay Hold up… I have them on my back, shoulders and arms. Not too many but I have been told that they are sexy.

By: Mr. DNA

Mr. DNA — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 19:12:09 +0000

We love to see the famous go down.

For someone who is only 21 she sure looks a hellva lot older in that pic.

By: JLee

JLee — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 18:31:13 +0000

Came over from Gypsy’s and I was laughing SO hard when I read this post!! I saw this last night and was thinking along the same lines. Marilyn is turning over in her grave right now. ha

By: heather kathleen

heather kathleen — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 18:28:32 +0000

oh hell yes! i so needed to read this today. primo post!

By: Jenny

Jenny — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 17:53:45 +0000

she’s NO Marilyn.

Period.

By: Beaverboosh

Beaverboosh — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 17:23:36 +0000

That turd has been polished more than the crown jewels. You can polish a turd but its still a turd!

By: Woeful

Woeful — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 17:13:05 +0000

Yeah… It does seem that there is a lot of flyshit involved.

By: Tony

Tony — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 17:02:35 +0000

She did show it all
http://nymag.com/

And the whole connect the dots through me for a loop too, but then I remembered i am looking at a nekkid lady, so i forgot about any other distractions…incidentally, i had no idea her boobs were so big, and they look natural - ladies, any opinions on the natural or not natrual nature of her rack?

By: Queen of Clean

Queen of Clean — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 15:43:34 +0000

Who?

By: Upset Waitress

Upset Waitress — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 15:02:43 +0000

Heff, welcome She’s a shitty actress to boot. Herbie reloaded? She sucked.

Blonde, those are buttery popcorn balls, but didn’t Anna Nicole do the same thing?

By: Blondefabulous

Blondefabulous — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 14:57:32 +0000

Do those flowers have thorns or something?She looks like she’s in serious pain. And she needs tits to look good in a photo like that. Does this mean she’s gonna die soon too?I gotta get my money in the death pool first!!!!

By: Upset Waitress

Upset Waitress — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 14:57:12 +0000

Jenny, yea something isn’t quite right. Oh maybe it’s the fact that Marilyn was 15 years older?

Mark, I was doing your keyboard a favor by not showing her tit shot.

BiW, I think she’s a cute kid. But she reminds me of someone with stinky feet.

azahar, not their features, but Marilyn and Lindsay have a lot in common. Drugs, alcohol, sex, Hollywood.

Nick, haha good one!

Nursey, I can’t tell. Her mouth looks alien or something. Like a slit.

Gypsy, didn’t you guys just lose an actor from over there? Accidental overdose or something? Cute guy, can’t remember his name right now.

RB, I agree. Lohan is shaped like a Mozzarella stick. Marilyn an hourglass.

axey, The American dream is to sue a big company and get rich.

Troll, haha you’re bad.

By: Heff

Heff — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 14:46:30 +0000

This whole post had me busting a gut. I can’t stand Lindsay Lohan !

By: Troll

Troll — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 14:27:27 +0000

I recently shot 3 wiggers with 2 loads of #8 Bird-Shot fired from a .410. This was right after they informed me that “Yo, we gots a right to be here, yo”. Apparently they were Wigger Attorneys.

Even though the force of the blast at that distance wouldn’t knock down a turkey, for some reason they ALL wound up on the ground writhing around. This enabled me to move closer in case they had more legal advice for me.

They looked a LOT like Lindsay Lohan flesh-wise.

Just saying…

By: axey

axey — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 13:47:26 +0000

It’s a half naked chick. Kewl. But seriously, if somebody wants to act like a complete dolt isn’t America THE best place to do it? Home of the free and all that etc. I thought that you could be who you wanted to be when living the (yuk) American Dream. Dunno. I guess I’m jealous because apart from trying out as a Jack Nicholson lookalike, I’d never get a photoshoot on a magazine.

By: Reluctant Blogger

Reluctant Blogger — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 12:53:42 +0000

I quite like freckles but I don’t think I’ve ever seen quite so many as that on one person before.

Marilyn Monroe was sexy and Ms Lohan is not. I don’t think it is down to freckles or even the lack of curves - her component parts just don’t work well together and she should stop pulling such a ridiculous face.

give me Marilyn (well, preferably not dead) or Penelope Cruz or Helena Christiansen or even Amy Winehouse any day over Ms Lohan.

By: Gypsy

Gypsy — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 12:01:53 +0000

She’s just trying to outdo Britney in who can take the worst picture for the week. Goddamn Lindsay I think you may have pipped her at the post this week.

Marilyn Munroe was another tragic story but at least she had some class. Today’s Hollyweird drop outs have no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Forget it Lindsay….you could never do justice to MM.

By: nursemyra

nursemyra — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 08:03:42 +0000

no problem with the freckles but that is the worst picture I’ve ever seen of LL.

what’s happening with her mouth????

By: Nick Phillips

Nick Phillips — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 07:34:32 +0000

What in heavens name was she trying to prove? I suppose she would be a good spokesperson for a sand paper ad … LOL!

By: azahar

azahar — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 07:08:21 +0000

It’s not just the speckles, but Marilyn also had fabulous curves, so I really don’t see any resemblance. Is this person actually famous for anything other than going in and out of rehab and endangering the public by driving while drunk?

By: Blackiswhite, Imperial AgentProvocateur

Blackiswhite, Imperial AgentProvocateur — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 05:12:41 +0000

Nowhere is narcisism so accepted as in Hollyweird.

Why would anyone not on drugs look at her and think “I could screw her.”?

She and her contemporaries have nothing to commend them.

She could eat a sandwich, but I still wouldn’t find her attractive.

By: Mark

Mark — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:36:58 +0000

Should have shown her tits. Tits are always appreciated, even ones tat look like insect-spattered headlights…

By: Jenny

Jenny — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 03:59:52 +0000

ouch, so not a flattering picture.