Comments on: Winter Wieners. http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/ Just slinging eggs Sat, 22 Nov 2008 21:54:24 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: JLee http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1574 JLee Fri, 22 Feb 2008 14:40:54 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1574 I don't know, when I hear the word "wiener" I just laugh. I don’t know, when I hear the word “wiener” I just laugh.

]]> By: Folly http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1573 Folly Fri, 22 Feb 2008 02:39:41 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1573 What a load of crap. We own a pub and if our vendor pulled that, we'd be throwing the weiners back at him. If we served weiners. Which we don't. What a load of crap. We own a pub and if our vendor pulled that, we’d be throwing the weiners back at him. If we served weiners. Which we don’t.

]]> By: upset waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1572 upset waitress Fri, 22 Feb 2008 01:48:49 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1572 Daisy, It's actually the sack that shrinks not the taters. Restaurant Gal, I don't believe in shrinkage. It's either small or not. Mark, Maybe on your calender. Woeful, Either that, or he's a wiener expert. Blackiswhite, That's why they are cashiers. Blondefabulous, So, what you are saying is you should always wrap your wieners. Admiral, Not my old man. BDS, You should never stack anything against your wiener. Buffalo, Yet another reason for living in a warm climate. Moi, I don't care about the customers. Screw them. Jenny, EEWW! Havingmycake, I'm not sure what those are, or even if I want to. Ali, No. No matter how much I talked dirty to them they never warmed up enough to make a difference. Reluctant, I don't think they can be reconstituted. They will probably have to be amended. Catscratch, He was actually quite helpful, no matter the size of his penis. Walker, At least have them put them in a muff. Manuel, That is just what you men say. Gorilla, No matter the meat per cc ratio they still taste like wieners. Emmak, He said he wouldn't dare chop anything off his wieners. Kyknoord, I would but I don't want to rub them the wrong way. Axey, Don't put honey on your wieners. It attracts ants. Heff, I agree. I have no use for a small wiener. She, I was going to open up a wiener servicing facility. Jahooni, How much wine do you need to drink before you will put a wiener in your mouth? Daisy, It’s actually the sack that shrinks not the taters.

Restaurant Gal, I don’t believe in shrinkage. It’s either small or not.

Mark, Maybe on your calender.

Woeful, Either that, or he’s a wiener expert.

Blackiswhite, That’s why they are cashiers.

Blondefabulous, So, what you are saying is you should always wrap your wieners.

Admiral, Not my old man.

BDS, You should never stack anything against your wiener.

Buffalo, Yet another reason for living in a warm climate.

Moi, I don’t care about the customers. Screw them.

Jenny, EEWW!

Havingmycake, I’m not sure what those are, or even if I want to.

Ali, No. No matter how much I talked dirty to them they never warmed up enough to make a difference.

Reluctant, I don’t think they can be reconstituted. They will probably have to be amended.

Catscratch, He was actually quite helpful, no matter the size of his penis.

Walker, At least have them put them in a muff.

Manuel, That is just what you men say.

Gorilla, No matter the meat per cc ratio they still taste like wieners.

Emmak, He said he wouldn’t dare chop anything off his wieners.

Kyknoord, I would but I don’t want to rub them the wrong way.

Axey, Don’t put honey on your wieners. It attracts ants.

Heff, I agree. I have no use for a small wiener.

She, I was going to open up a wiener servicing facility.

Jahooni, How much wine do you need to drink before you will put a wiener in your mouth?

]]> By: jahooni http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1570 jahooni Thu, 21 Feb 2008 23:59:47 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1570 GB posted comments for us and a new post. hurry. GB posted comments for us and a new post. hurry.

]]> By: jahooni http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1569 jahooni Thu, 21 Feb 2008 23:19:08 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1569 wieners as in the meat that you eat and swallow. wait. hold on. let me get a glass of wine ;-) wieners as in the meat that you eat and swallow. wait. hold on. let me get a glass of wine ;-)

]]> By: she http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1568 she Thu, 21 Feb 2008 23:04:54 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1568 im amazed there is a restaurant that serves frankenfurters where you can get a smart aleck waitress *server* to attend to your weiner needs. as to the photo below...what was the objective? to turn a girl of what? 23? into a forty year old burnout. gak. im amazed there is a restaurant that serves frankenfurters where you can get a smart aleck waitress *server* to attend to your weiner needs. as to the photo below…what was the objective? to turn a girl of what? 23? into a forty year old burnout. gak.

]]> By: Heff http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1567 Heff Thu, 21 Feb 2008 14:49:51 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1567 Continue the protest if need be. No one likes a small weiner. Continue the protest if need be. No one likes a small weiner.

]]> By: axey http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1566 axey Thu, 21 Feb 2008 10:59:15 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1566 Honey, I'm home! Honey, I’m home!

]]> By: kyknoord http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1565 kyknoord Thu, 21 Feb 2008 07:09:44 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1565 Maybe if you rubbed them a bit...? Maybe if you rubbed them a bit…?

]]> By: emmak http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1563 emmak Thu, 21 Feb 2008 01:43:54 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1563 I hope you told him you were happy to accept the mini wieners as long as he chopped a third off the price? I hope you told him you were happy to accept the mini wieners as long as he chopped a third off the price?

]]> By: Gorilla Bananas http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1562 Gorilla Bananas Wed, 20 Feb 2008 23:38:04 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1562 If they shrink, it must mean you get more meat per cc. So they taste meatier. If they shrink, it must mean you get more meat per cc. So they taste meatier.

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1561 Upset Waitress Wed, 20 Feb 2008 23:31:22 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1561 Oh lookie at all these wonderful comments. I'm gonna handle this with one big fat response too. I read all of your lovely words, and I must say, I got nothing. Actually that's not true, I'm off to the bar. I got 30 mins of happy hour. Be back at ya soon enough :) Oh lookie at all these wonderful comments. I’m gonna handle this with one big fat response too. I read all of your lovely words, and I must say, I got nothing. Actually that’s not true, I’m off to the bar. I got 30 mins of happy hour. Be back at ya soon enough :)

]]> By: manuel http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1560 manuel Wed, 20 Feb 2008 23:29:13 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1560 happens to penises too..... happens to penises too…..

]]> By: walker http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1559 walker Wed, 20 Feb 2008 22:22:31 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1559 Tell them the next time you want the weiners warmed up before they are shipped Tell them the next time you want the weiners warmed up before they are shipped

]]> By: catscratch diva http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1557 catscratch diva Wed, 20 Feb 2008 21:02:43 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1557 Oh no he didn't say that... what a little dick. Oh no he didn’t say that… what a little dick.

]]> By: Reluctant Blogger http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1556 Reluctant Blogger Wed, 20 Feb 2008 20:32:23 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1556 they'll probably be powdered next time and you will have to reconstitute them at home in some way. Not one for sausages myself - big or small! they’ll probably be powdered next time and you will have to reconstitute them at home in some way.

Not one for sausages myself - big or small!

]]> By: Ali http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1555 Ali Wed, 20 Feb 2008 19:12:43 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1555 So, once you got the wieners warmed up and cooked, was the problem resolved? So, once you got the wieners warmed up and cooked, was the problem resolved?

]]> By: havingmycake http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1554 havingmycake Wed, 20 Feb 2008 18:38:09 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1554 Sounds like you got chipolatas rather than sausages... Sounds like you got chipolatas rather than sausages…

]]> By: Jenny http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1552 Jenny Wed, 20 Feb 2008 15:28:15 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1552 My tofu hotdogs never change in size. just sayin' My tofu hotdogs never change in size.

just sayin’

]]> By: moi http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1551 moi Wed, 20 Feb 2008 15:23:57 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1551 Fudkin' hell. I missed your Lindsay post yesterday. But this one will do. I guess it all boils down to whether or not the customers notice, right? "Hey waiter! I ordered a hot dog. Not a cocktail wienie!" Fudkin’ hell. I missed your Lindsay post yesterday. But this one will do. I guess it all boils down to whether or not the customers notice, right? “Hey waiter! I ordered a hot dog. Not a cocktail wienie!”

]]> By: Buffalo http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1550 Buffalo Wed, 20 Feb 2008 15:22:19 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1550 Weiner shrinkage is a seasonal disaster in the frozen northlands. Contributes to back problems. Weiner shrinkage is a seasonal disaster in the frozen northlands. Contributes to back problems.

]]> By: BDS http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1549 BDS Wed, 20 Feb 2008 14:27:50 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1549 I was waiting for somebody you talked to throw something like that out there. Ha. It's true - you can't fight nature and heredity and all the other cards stacked against weiners in the winter. I was waiting for somebody you talked to throw something like that out there. Ha. It’s true - you can’t fight nature and heredity and all the other cards stacked against weiners in the winter.

]]> By: USA_Admiral http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1546 USA_Admiral Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:18:58 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1546 I though all guys were experts on shrinkage? I though all guys were experts on shrinkage?

]]> By: Blondefabulous http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1545 Blondefabulous Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:09:47 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1545 Call back and ask if they will insulate your weiner cases next time to assure that it doesn't happen again! If not, threaten to go over there and kick them in their 6in and sack o'nutz! Call back and ask if they will insulate your weiner cases next time to assure that it doesn’t happen again! If not, threaten to go over there and kick them in their 6in and sack o’nutz!

]]> By: Blackiswhite, Imperial AgentProvocateur http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1544 Blackiswhite, Imperial AgentProvocateur Wed, 20 Feb 2008 03:39:39 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1544 When I worked retail, we had a poster in the break room listing causes of shrink. Someone wrote in as number five : Cold Water. The cashiers didn't get it. When I worked retail, we had a poster in the break room listing causes of shrink. Someone wrote in as number five : Cold Water.

The cashiers didn’t get it.

]]> By: Woeful http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1543 Woeful Wed, 20 Feb 2008 03:30:11 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1543 Obviously the man with whom you conversed was well versed in "shrinkage." ;-) Obviously the man with whom you conversed was well versed in “shrinkage.” ;-)

]]> By: Mark http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1542 Mark Wed, 20 Feb 2008 02:37:38 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1542 It's February, dear... It’s February, dear…

]]> By: Restaurant Gal http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1541 Restaurant Gal Wed, 20 Feb 2008 02:36:00 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1541 Ah, yet another excellent way to explain retail shrinkage. Brilliant! Ah, yet another excellent way to explain retail shrinkage. Brilliant!

]]> By: daisyfae http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1540 daisyfae Wed, 20 Feb 2008 02:17:02 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/19/winter-wieners/#comment-1540 what about the potatos? they shrink up like raisins too? what about the potatos? they shrink up like raisins too?

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