Comments on: A Fish Story. http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/22/a-fish-story/ Just slinging eggs Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:09:07 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: daisyfae http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/22/a-fish-story/#comment-1595 daisyfae Sat, 23 Feb 2008 14:31:19 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/22/a-fish-story/#comment-1595 your fish changes colors and has wings? i wouldn't fry it up when it dies - i'd throw it off the roof. Cool.... your fish changes colors and has wings? i wouldn’t fry it up when it dies - i’d throw it off the roof. Cool….

]]> By: Mark http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/22/a-fish-story/#comment-1594 Mark Sat, 23 Feb 2008 13:00:46 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/22/a-fish-story/#comment-1594 Hey, UW, are you for the scuba?? Hey, UW, are you for the scuba??

]]> By: Gypsy http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/22/a-fish-story/#comment-1593 Gypsy Sat, 23 Feb 2008 10:42:44 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/22/a-fish-story/#comment-1593 Every fish I have ever had has ended up bloated and floating on top of the water inside of a week. I don't know what happens but let's just say I don't have "orange fingers" and leave it at that. It's kind of ironic that I'm a Pisces :) Every fish I have ever had has ended up bloated and floating on top of the water inside of a week. I don’t know what happens but let’s just say I don’t have “orange fingers” and leave it at that. It’s kind of ironic that I’m a Pisces :)

]]> By: Troll http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/22/a-fish-story/#comment-1592 Troll Sat, 23 Feb 2008 02:56:35 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/22/a-fish-story/#comment-1592 It's no longer necessary to put the little periods in S.C.U.B.A. You can simply type Scuba now. The M.L.A. has decided that nobody but you and I even know that it was once an acronym for Self-Contained-Underwater-Buttpirate-Apparatus. It’s no longer necessary to put the little periods in S.C.U.B.A. You can simply type Scuba now. The M.L.A. has decided that nobody but you and I even know that it was once an acronym for Self-Contained-Underwater-Buttpirate-Apparatus.

]]> By: becky http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/22/a-fish-story/#comment-1591 becky Sat, 23 Feb 2008 02:19:25 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/22/a-fish-story/#comment-1591 My cat loved my fish so much that he ate them all and I didn't realize it until I went to change the filters and saw no fish. My cat loved my fish so much that he ate them all and I didn’t realize it until I went to change the filters and saw no fish.

]]> By: LBB http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/22/a-fish-story/#comment-1590 LBB Sat, 23 Feb 2008 01:54:28 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/22/a-fish-story/#comment-1590 Nice ode to a fish. Cute little guy, that fish. Nice ode to a fish. Cute little guy, that fish.

]]> By: Mr. DNA http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/22/a-fish-story/#comment-1589 Mr. DNA Sat, 23 Feb 2008 00:16:07 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/22/a-fish-story/#comment-1589 Is this one of those stories they tell kids at Sunday School during Lent? I never went to Sunday School, that's why I'm asking. Everytime I tried to go they yelled, "go home heathen!". My Mom told me heathen was the Latin word for "super cool dude". Church people are nice. Is this one of those stories they tell kids at Sunday School during Lent?

I never went to Sunday School, that’s why I’m asking.

Everytime I tried to go they yelled, “go home heathen!”.
My Mom told me heathen was the Latin word for “super cool dude”.

Church people are nice.

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/22/a-fish-story/#comment-1588 Upset Waitress Fri, 22 Feb 2008 22:37:48 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/22/a-fish-story/#comment-1588 Minnow, you're prolly right. He's better off as an anchovy. Buffalo, ate up? Hey I resemble that remark! Gorilla, being the smart ape you are, other than eating them, have you seen what them Asians really been doing with squid these days? moi, I totally agree about the dogs. Well, actually, it would really depend if I consider it to be an actual dog though. daisy, that ain't no stinking exotic goldfish from the carnival. Jeeese, it's one of them Chinese fishies with wings and stuff. It makes these bubble nests. It gets pissed off at itself and turns colors and gets all fluffy. Not biscuits. Those are rocks. Not crack rocks either. :) Minnow, you’re prolly right. He’s better off as an anchovy.

Buffalo, ate up? Hey I resemble that remark!

Gorilla, being the smart ape you are, other than eating them, have you seen what them Asians really been doing with squid these days?

moi, I totally agree about the dogs. Well, actually, it would really depend if I consider it to be an actual dog though.

daisy, that ain’t no stinking exotic goldfish from the carnival. Jeeese, it’s one of them Chinese fishies with wings and stuff. It makes these bubble nests. It gets pissed off at itself and turns colors and gets all fluffy. Not biscuits. Those are rocks. Not crack rocks either. :)

]]> By: daisyfae http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/22/a-fish-story/#comment-1587 daisyfae Fri, 22 Feb 2008 22:20:18 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/22/a-fish-story/#comment-1587 even an exotic goldfish is related to carp. and while this assures those big, sexy angelina jolie lips, it also means they are bony like a supermodel, and also like a supermodel, not good eatin'... and are those leftover biscuits in the petri dish? my eyesight isn't so good after happy hour... even an exotic goldfish is related to carp. and while this assures those big, sexy angelina jolie lips, it also means they are bony like a supermodel, and also like a supermodel, not good eatin’…

and are those leftover biscuits in the petri dish? my eyesight isn’t so good after happy hour…

]]> By: moi http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/22/a-fish-story/#comment-1586 moi Fri, 22 Feb 2008 22:18:44 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/22/a-fish-story/#comment-1586 This post made perfect sense to Moi because I have a very difficult time looking at animals and NOT envisioning them deep fried and laid atop a bed of rice. Except dogs. We do not eat our canine good buddies. This post made perfect sense to Moi because I have a very difficult time looking at animals and NOT envisioning them deep fried and laid atop a bed of rice. Except dogs. We do not eat our canine good buddies.

]]> By: Gorilla Bananas http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/22/a-fish-story/#comment-1585 Gorilla Bananas Fri, 22 Feb 2008 22:15:16 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/22/a-fish-story/#comment-1585 How about being a mermaid and having your tail chased by a trout for a change? Fish have pretty sexy mouths. How about being a mermaid and having your tail chased by a trout for a change? Fish have pretty sexy mouths.

]]> By: Buffalo http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/22/a-fish-story/#comment-1584 Buffalo Fri, 22 Feb 2008 21:52:24 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/22/a-fish-story/#comment-1584 Dang! What can I say about you other than, for an ate up gal, you surely are entertaining. Dang! What can I say about you other than, for an ate up gal, you surely are entertaining.

]]> By: Native Minnow http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/22/a-fish-story/#comment-1583 Native Minnow Fri, 22 Feb 2008 21:29:07 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/22/a-fish-story/#comment-1583 My guess would be that this fish wouldn't taste very good. Although, it looks small enough that you could just wash it down with the wine without being subjected to its taste. My guess would be that this fish wouldn’t taste very good. Although, it looks small enough that you could just wash it down with the wine without being subjected to its taste.

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/22/a-fish-story/#comment-1582 Upset Waitress Fri, 22 Feb 2008 21:26:50 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/22/a-fish-story/#comment-1582 Jenny, no no, when he lays to rest, he will be on a bed of rice or lettuce. Girl, he's no goldfish piece of carp. He's of exotic decent! All teh way from China. Jahooni, awwww poor fish. I hope you punished that cat by sticking him in the bath tub for a few days. Diva, Oh I've had them. They all flop out. Came home from school to one dead on the floor. Brother picked him up by the tail and chucked him in the woods. Jenny, no no, when he lays to rest, he will be on a bed of rice or lettuce. Girl, he’s no goldfish piece of carp. He’s of exotic decent! All teh way from China.

Jahooni, awwww poor fish. I hope you punished that cat by sticking him in the bath tub for a few days.

Diva, Oh I’ve had them. They all flop out. Came home from school to one dead on the floor. Brother picked him up by the tail and chucked him in the woods.

]]> By: catscratch diva http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/22/a-fish-story/#comment-1581 catscratch diva Fri, 22 Feb 2008 21:15:54 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/22/a-fish-story/#comment-1581 He's cute. I had an oscar fish that would jump out of the tank if you didn't feed him fast enough. He’s cute.

I had an oscar fish that would jump out of the tank if you didn’t feed him fast enough.

]]> By: jahooni http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/22/a-fish-story/#comment-1580 jahooni Fri, 22 Feb 2008 21:13:30 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/22/a-fish-story/#comment-1580 i have same kind of fish. my daughter named it Pearl. Cat ate that one. Now we have same color fish and she named this one Pearl II, but we found out it isn't a girl fish. It's a boy so now it's Pearlman. One confused fish. ;-) i have same kind of fish. my daughter named it Pearl. Cat ate that one. Now we have same color fish and she named this one Pearl II, but we found out it isn’t a girl fish. It’s a boy so now it’s Pearlman. One confused fish. ;-)

]]> By: Jenny http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/22/a-fish-story/#comment-1579 Jenny Fri, 22 Feb 2008 21:07:43 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/22/a-fish-story/#comment-1579 no one's ass will get THAT big on one tiny Goldfish. Batter friend, all the way. no one’s ass will get THAT big on one tiny Goldfish.

Batter friend, all the way.

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/22/a-fish-story/#comment-1578 Upset Waitress Fri, 22 Feb 2008 20:35:26 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/22/a-fish-story/#comment-1578 Woeful, I like my menu idea a bit better. Saves my ass from growing and all. Vanessa, I told my fish that you are in love with him. He's blushing. Woeful, I like my menu idea a bit better. Saves my ass from growing and all.

Vanessa, I told my fish that you are in love with him. He’s blushing.

]]> By: Vanessa http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/22/a-fish-story/#comment-1577 Vanessa Fri, 22 Feb 2008 20:30:49 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/22/a-fish-story/#comment-1577 Cute fish! Cute fish!

]]> By: Woeful http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/22/a-fish-story/#comment-1576 Woeful Fri, 22 Feb 2008 20:11:27 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/22/a-fish-story/#comment-1576 Serve beer battered with fries and a side of slaw... Serve beer battered with fries and a side of slaw…

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