Comments on: Nothing To Eat. http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/23/nothing-to-eat/ Just slinging eggs Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:04:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/23/nothing-to-eat/#comment-1647 Upset Waitress Tue, 26 Feb 2008 03:51:42 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/23/nothing-to-eat/#comment-1647 <i>"Eating healthy sucks"</i> Diva, That should be the new bible. “Eating healthy sucks”

Diva, That should be the new bible.

]]> By: catscratch diva http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/23/nothing-to-eat/#comment-1640 catscratch diva Mon, 25 Feb 2008 21:33:34 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/23/nothing-to-eat/#comment-1640 Eating healthy sucks. It's a must, but it still sucks. That's a cute lil bangle. Eating healthy sucks. It’s a must, but it still sucks.

That’s a cute lil bangle.

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/23/nothing-to-eat/#comment-1617 Upset Waitress Mon, 25 Feb 2008 03:51:38 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/23/nothing-to-eat/#comment-1617 Ali, You sure know how to make my mouth water. If you give me your address I'll send you the leftover manatee fillets in my freezer. Blackiswhite, MMMMMMMM SUGAR. Folly, Yes they have drugs for that, but they don't mix well with the recreational ones that I like. Troll, I'm sorry. I left those words out so that no one's head would get full. I have since put them back. Walker, Maybe, but cat still makes the best stir fry. Gorilla, So, I shouldn't lick the cat's ass, but a bass ass. Nursemyra, My old man keeps saying that. I thought he was just trying to get laid more than once a year. Mark, I bet your good at word puzzles. What I wouldn't give to be able to eat a dead skunks asshole with a side of maggot toes. Woeful, Rest assured ass tastes better. Robert, Bourbon burgers just aren't the same since I gave up the deep fried pickles. Luka, No, It,s a pussy pop. Jenny, He might have, but it's hard to hear through the bottle, and I couldn't read his lips though the colored glass. Buffalo, O.K. if you will remind me to remind you. Damn it now I forgot what we were talking about. Moi, Because they didn't have Pharmaceutical companies. Daisy, That sounds like a stick to your ribs kind of meal. Blondefabulous, I made one of those two days after Christmas. I had to call the plummer and have my toilet replaced. Ali, You sure know how to make my mouth water. If you give me your address I’ll send you the leftover manatee fillets in my freezer.

Blackiswhite, MMMMMMMM SUGAR.

Folly, Yes they have drugs for that, but they don’t mix well with the recreational ones that I like.

Troll, I’m sorry. I left those words out so that no one’s head would get full. I have since put them back.

Walker, Maybe, but cat still makes the best stir fry.

Gorilla, So, I shouldn’t lick the cat’s ass, but a bass ass.

Nursemyra, My old man keeps saying that. I thought he was just trying to get laid more than once a year.

Mark, I bet your good at word puzzles. What I wouldn’t give to be able to eat a dead skunks asshole with a side of maggot toes.

Woeful, Rest assured ass tastes better.

Robert, Bourbon burgers just aren’t the same since I gave up the deep fried pickles.

Luka, No, It,s a pussy pop.

Jenny, He might have, but it’s hard to hear through the bottle, and I couldn’t read his lips though the colored glass.

Buffalo, O.K. if you will remind me to remind you. Damn it now I forgot what we were talking about.

Moi, Because they didn’t have Pharmaceutical companies.

Daisy, That sounds like a stick to your ribs kind of meal.

Blondefabulous, I made one of those two days after Christmas. I had to call the plummer and have my toilet replaced.

]]> By: Mark http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/23/nothing-to-eat/#comment-1615 Mark Mon, 25 Feb 2008 03:45:42 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/23/nothing-to-eat/#comment-1615 "And what about the French?" Sex. And lots of it. “And what about the French?”

Sex. And lots of it.

]]> By: Blondefabulous http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/23/nothing-to-eat/#comment-1612 Blondefabulous Mon, 25 Feb 2008 02:15:00 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/23/nothing-to-eat/#comment-1612 You want the recipe for the Yule Log? Oh wait..... that was gluten free, not cholesterol free. Sorry hun! You want the recipe for the Yule Log? Oh wait….. that was gluten free, not cholesterol free. Sorry hun!

]]> By: Folly http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/23/nothing-to-eat/#comment-1611 Folly Mon, 25 Feb 2008 01:28:21 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/23/nothing-to-eat/#comment-1611 Moi: 'Cause our ancestors only lived to 30. Moi: ‘Cause our ancestors only lived to 30.

]]> By: daisyfae http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/23/nothing-to-eat/#comment-1610 daisyfae Mon, 25 Feb 2008 00:29:17 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/23/nothing-to-eat/#comment-1610 bummer on the diet restrictions... there's always cardboard with white paste, i suppose. low fat <em>and</em> tasty? brad pitt? johnny depp? bummer on the diet restrictions… there’s always cardboard with white paste, i suppose.

low fat and tasty? brad pitt? johnny depp?

]]> By: moi http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/23/nothing-to-eat/#comment-1609 moi Sun, 24 Feb 2008 20:36:24 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/23/nothing-to-eat/#comment-1609 What I'd like to know is, how come our freakin' ancestors could eat all the whale blubber and buffalo liver they could spear and no one shook fingers over their cholesterol, huh? And what about the French? I want answers. What I’d like to know is, how come our freakin’ ancestors could eat all the whale blubber and buffalo liver they could spear and no one shook fingers over their cholesterol, huh? And what about the French? I want answers.

]]> By: Buffalo http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/23/nothing-to-eat/#comment-1608 Buffalo Sun, 24 Feb 2008 20:09:33 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/23/nothing-to-eat/#comment-1608 Remind me to tell you about lowering my cholestral by taking niacin. Remind me to tell you about lowering my cholestral by taking niacin.

]]> By: Jenny http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/23/nothing-to-eat/#comment-1607 Jenny Sun, 24 Feb 2008 19:40:28 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/23/nothing-to-eat/#comment-1607 there, there, I understand. Did your Doctor also mention getting out the alcohol? there, there, I understand. Did your Doctor also mention getting out the alcohol?

]]> By: Luka http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/23/nothing-to-eat/#comment-1606 Luka Sun, 24 Feb 2008 16:55:24 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/23/nothing-to-eat/#comment-1606 This cat's arse licking thing - does that make it a Lol(ly) Cat? This cat’s arse licking thing - does that make it a Lol(ly) Cat?

]]> By: robert bourne http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/23/nothing-to-eat/#comment-1605 robert bourne Sun, 24 Feb 2008 15:50:28 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/23/nothing-to-eat/#comment-1605 can the health stuff..most of it's a rip off anyway..go down swinging make Jack Daniels burgers and the grill....:)))))))))))))))))))))0 can the health stuff..most of it’s a rip off anyway..go down swinging make Jack Daniels burgers and the grill….:)))))))))))))))))))))0

]]> By: Woeful http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/23/nothing-to-eat/#comment-1604 Woeful Sun, 24 Feb 2008 15:46:43 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/23/nothing-to-eat/#comment-1604 It's a sad twist of fate that everything good for us tastes like ass. It’s a sad twist of fate that everything good for us tastes like ass.

]]> By: Mark http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/23/nothing-to-eat/#comment-1603 Mark Sun, 24 Feb 2008 14:19:09 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/23/nothing-to-eat/#comment-1603 <i>I immediately have to (lick) the sick cat’s ass just to get (rid) of the nasty after taste.</i> Man, that's better than my all-time favorite: I'm so hungry I could eat the asshole out of a dead skunk! I immediately have to (lick) the sick cat’s ass just to get (rid) of the nasty after taste.

Man, that’s better than my all-time favorite:

I’m so hungry I could eat the asshole out of a dead skunk!

]]> By: nursemyra http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/23/nothing-to-eat/#comment-1602 nursemyra Sun, 24 Feb 2008 09:05:16 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/23/nothing-to-eat/#comment-1602 I thought it was more a case of cutting out fat rather than cholesterol per se. some cholesterol is good, cut out the fatty fried stuff and enjoy the occasional egg, a glass of red and a square of very dark chocolate. and hey, I've heard lots of sex can lower your cholesterol too! I thought it was more a case of cutting out fat rather than cholesterol per se.

some cholesterol is good, cut out the fatty fried stuff and enjoy the occasional egg, a glass of red and a square of very dark chocolate.

and hey, I’ve heard lots of sex can lower your cholesterol too!

]]> By: Gorilla Bananas http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/23/nothing-to-eat/#comment-1601 Gorilla Bananas Sun, 24 Feb 2008 07:29:56 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/23/nothing-to-eat/#comment-1601 Run that by me again? You do <i>what</i> to the sick cat's ass? I'm surprised you didn't get advice to eat high-in-omega-3 fish, like salmon and trout. Run that by me again? You do what to the sick cat’s ass? I’m surprised you didn’t get advice to eat high-in-omega-3 fish, like salmon and trout.

]]> By: walker http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/23/nothing-to-eat/#comment-1600 walker Sun, 24 Feb 2008 05:31:41 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/23/nothing-to-eat/#comment-1600 Maybe if you made a Lemming stirfry with veggies sauteed with a little Lipitor. Maybe if you made a Lemming stirfry with veggies sauteed with a little Lipitor.

]]> By: Troll http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/23/nothing-to-eat/#comment-1599 Troll Sun, 24 Feb 2008 04:29:45 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/23/nothing-to-eat/#comment-1599 I had trouble following this post due to the numerous missing words. I had trouble following this post due to the numerous missing words.

]]> By: Folly http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/23/nothing-to-eat/#comment-1598 Folly Sun, 24 Feb 2008 04:12:03 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/23/nothing-to-eat/#comment-1598 Don't they have drugs for that? My spouse has high cholesterol. He doesn't take drugs or watch what he eats. He figures he's gotta die of something. Don’t they have drugs for that? My spouse has high cholesterol. He doesn’t take drugs or watch what he eats. He figures he’s gotta die of something.

]]> By: Blackiswhite, Imperial AgentProvocateur http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/23/nothing-to-eat/#comment-1597 Blackiswhite, Imperial AgentProvocateur Sun, 24 Feb 2008 02:45:22 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/23/nothing-to-eat/#comment-1597 Yeah, we'll I started Blood sugar meds, darlin'. Care to trade? Yeah, we’ll I started Blood sugar meds, darlin’. Care to trade?

]]> By: ali http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/23/nothing-to-eat/#comment-1596 ali Sun, 24 Feb 2008 02:40:12 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/23/nothing-to-eat/#comment-1596 And here, I was just about to e-mail you my recipe for marinated deep-fried lemming. I guess the escargot potato salad recipe's out too. Dangit! On the bright side... ah, hell, I can't think of one. Oh, I know - on the bright side, think of all that money you'll save on kitty toilet paper. And here, I was just about to e-mail you my recipe for marinated deep-fried lemming. I guess the escargot potato salad recipe’s out too. Dangit!

On the bright side… ah, hell, I can’t think of one. Oh, I know - on the bright side, think of all that money you’ll save on kitty toilet paper.

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