Comments on: Kiss Me Not.

By: Mark

Mark — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 05:31:51 +0000

“Mark, I wouldn’t think having smallish anything would be something to brag about.”

Well, I was given to understand the choice was a small dick or a small tongue. I sure as hell couldn’t brag about the former.

By: upset waitress

upset waitress — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 21:32:07 +0000

Nick, That’s too bad, because it really stunk.

Dan, It didn’t do anything for that girl either.

Minnow, Roadkill would be a better lay.

By: Native Minnow

Native Minnow — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:29:40 +0000

Wow, even with my bad back I’d be a better lay than Gene Simmons.

By: Dan

Dan — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:46:58 +0000

That didn’t do anything for me. Try harder Gene!!

By: Nick Phillips

Nick Phillips — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 09:13:12 +0000

Ok, now that didn’t help my runny nose one goddamned bit! LOL!

By: Upset Waitress

Upset Waitress — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 03:46:37 +0000

Woeful, Like every day, she was in a self induced coma.

Becky, I think the point is…He doesn’t “suck”. He doesn’t do anything. I wouldn’t even waste a bullet on him.

By: upset waitress

upset waitress — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 02:49:58 +0000

Buffalo, You should move your lips closer to your mouth.

Daisy, I agree flip flops are so inappropriate for making a sex video.

Mark, I wouldn’t think having smallish anything would be something to brag about.

Gypsy, The psycotropic drugs made his groupies forget that he was awful in bed. Conversely made him believe he was good.

Pajama, It’s O.K. because his wife was out with someone who knows how to please a woman.

Wil, I bet that girl wishes she was with a foreigner.

Walker, NO, someone added it up for him.

Gorilla, You lost me. What does he have in common with Fred Astaire.

Nursemyra, Please don’t mention the background music. I have spent a decade and a half trying to forget the eighties.

Qelqoth, You must have one sticky keyboard.

Blazngfyre, No one could get in to sex with him.

Troll, The only thing his dick defies is belief.

Heff, You know you liked it. Right up until you vomited.

Moi, I don’t know about that. I often make poor quality sex films and send them to family members as birthday gifts. That way I don’t get invited to the reunions.

Axey, You said a mouth full. Which is more than that poor girl got.

Anna, Open it. I dare you.

Jenny, Would you really want to see him nude?

Folly, Only the dumb ones.

Beaverboosh, Paul and Ace were working the camera.

Catscratch, She was probably just waiting for him to get off of her so she could go puke.

Robert, It’s a must in my bedroom.

Manuel, Imagine how awful it was for that poor girl.

By: becky

becky — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 02:27:41 +0000

I watched it and he sucks. He can’t even fuck right. Drag him off and shoot him.

By: Woeful

Woeful — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 01:50:16 +0000

I already saw it. That said I still think “One Night in Paris” is the worst porno ever. At one point while ol’ Rick was pounding away I swear that she fell asleep… I even had my friend fast forward the tape and she didn’t seem to move.

By: manuel

manuel — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 00:10:36 +0000

that was just so so awful…….Foreigner? O sweet Jesus……Crazy Crazy nights indeed…..

By: robert bourne

robert bourne — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:27:58 +0000

pussy M*nching is one of life’s great pleasures how can you not do that????>>>:))))

By: catscratch diva

catscratch diva — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 21:30:41 +0000

Whatever. He figures just getting a lil Gene in ya is enough??? She should have smacked him upside the head and told him to get busy.

By: Beaverboosh

Beaverboosh — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 19:04:14 +0000

Whoa, lame stuff. He should have left his platform boots on… and where was the fire breathing and blood dripping! And where were Paul and Ace? What’s happened to the guy? I’ll definitely think again before spinning Kiss Alive on the tables!

By: Folly

Folly — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 18:36:19 +0000

Didn’t look at the video ’cause there’s some stuff I don’t need to see. Having said that, women don’t have sex with Gene Simmons because he’s any good at it. They have sex with him to say they’ve had sex with Gene Simmons.

By: Jenny

Jenny — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 17:45:36 +0000

why is he wearing clothes?

By: Anna

Anna — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 17:03:24 +0000

I can’t stand Gene Simmons and even the lure of sex can’t make me click that link. Just imagining the scene is nasty-assty enough for me to opine without viewing.
Moi… I gotta disagree with ya there. I find it to be a huge compliment when my guy desires to watch me on DVD if I’m not available for pleasure in person. Although it’s rare that couples can make quality movies, it’s not impossible. The difference between a good and bad movie is just like with anything else.. it’s the know how. No, not the knowledge of good sex it’s more with the knowledge of production.
The most important fact about a sex movie … Turning the cam on and having sex makes a bad movie.
Anyway, Eww… on the Simons sex just eww…eww..eww, lol

By: axey

axey — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 17:01:16 +0000

Yeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

By: moi

moi — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 15:41:18 +0000

There is no reason on earth why anyone of us should tape ourselves having sex. None. Unless you got a budget and quality equipment, just leave it to the professionals, ‘kay?

And if yer gonna go ahead and do it, for god’s sake, wear some decent ass shoes.

By: Heff

Heff — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 15:15:50 +0000

Dammit ! Thanks ALOT ! I vowed I wasn’t going to watch that. I wish I had stuck to my word.

By: Troll

Troll — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:49:38 +0000

Thanks for not getting mad when I posted your pic today. Does that mean I can post our video too?

Missionary is probably the only thing Simmons can pull-off as he has a case of permanent whiskey-dick. The visually interesting fucucking techniques (I.E. Reverse Cowgirl) require a penis that can defy gravity and friction.

By: blazngfyre

blazngfyre — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 13:02:29 +0000

Personally, I think the whole thing was a shitty set-up for his show.
The tape itself is boring, and if you notice, the girl was NOT into it …. AT ALL! She kepy her FLIP-FLOPS on (for most of it)!
Plus, Gene looked over at either a monitor or a person TWICE during the whole “event”.

I hope Shannon leaves his stupid ass.
But, she won’t …. she likes his $$ too much.

By: Qelqoth

Qelqoth — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:38:34 +0000

***Did any of you read my post? Or did you just go to the link and watch the videos Heha. Be honest!***

Puhlease. I don’t just read your posts - I usually fap off to them as well. Except this time because Gene Simmons is one repulsive motherfucker.

By: nursemyra

nursemyra — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 08:31:27 +0000

I was mesmerised by the airbags on her chest and the weird shoes.

and he still had his pants round his ankles. the whole thing was just sad.

not to mention the music in the background…..

By: Gorilla Bananas

Gorilla Bananas — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 08:19:46 +0000

That man has lost all his dance skills and grown fat with age. I’ll never be able to watch Singin’ in the Rain again without sadness.

By: walker

walker — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 07:33:54 +0000

Wow
He could count?

By: Wil

Wil — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 07:19:10 +0000

The Foreigner sound track does it for me. Way to go there Dr. Love!

By: pajama momma

pajama momma — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 05:30:45 +0000

He cheats on his wife? wha? no way.

By: Gypsy

Gypsy — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 05:24:54 +0000

I have to agree with Daisy about the shoes. It was the first thing I noticed which doesn’t really say much for this as a sex tape. What a waste of a tongue although that’s the only good thing about him. You’d think a Rock God would have a bit more of a clue after years and years of banging groupies wouldn’t ya?

By: Mark

Mark — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 04:31:05 +0000

Mark, Would your wife agree with that statement?

Yes. Along with quite a few other women. Of whom she is quite aware.

Did any of you read my post? Or did you just go to the link and watch the videos Heha. Be honest!

Both, else how would I have known it was good to brag about a smallish tongue?

;o)>

By: daisyfae

daisyfae — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 04:27:08 +0000

worlds. worst. sex video.

hell, i’ll go a step further…

worlds. worst. sex.

this is some boring shit… had promise because the little stick girl could have been a spinner, but she kept her fucking flip flops on, for cryin’ out loud! spikey ‘come fuck me’ shoes? yes? kiddie sandals? ick…

two yawning thumbs down…

By: Buffalo

Buffalo — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 04:23:34 +0000

I always wanted to sit back, all cool like, and lick my eyebrows instead of coming up with some bullshit pick up line. Unfortunately I could barely lick my lips.

By: Upset Waitress

Upset Waitress — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 04:01:54 +0000

Qelqoth, If you sneeze in the cabbage, then you are obliged to toss the salad.

Mark, Would your wife agree with that statement?

Becky, I didn’t see him do any sucking.

***Did any of you read my post? Or did you just go to the link and watch the videos Heha. Be honest!***

By: becky

becky — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 03:47:37 +0000

I was gonna say his tongue is bigger than his dick but Mark beat me to it. Well at least we all know he sucks in bed.

By: Mark

Mark — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 03:43:47 +0000

I’m glad I have a smallish tongue. But it still knows where to go…

By: Qelqoth

Qelqoth — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 03:18:00 +0000

No sneezing in the cabbage?! For shame, Gene! For shame!