Comments on: My New Boyfriend Gym. http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/ Just slinging eggs Thu, 18 Feb 2010 00:40:47 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/comment-page-1/#comment-1702 Upset Waitress Fri, 29 Feb 2008 01:14:49 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/#comment-1702 Jenny, yea but you're a boxer. Between you and Paco, I think you can handle it. Jenny, yea but you’re a boxer. Between you and Paco, I think you can handle it.

]]> By: Jenny http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/comment-page-1/#comment-1700 Jenny Thu, 28 Feb 2008 20:06:33 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/#comment-1700 My gym is located in a neighborhood that offers weekly shootings and car jackings. You lucky. My gym is located in a neighborhood that offers weekly shootings and car jackings.

You lucky.

]]> By: upset waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/comment-page-1/#comment-1699 upset waitress Thu, 28 Feb 2008 19:39:17 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/#comment-1699 Woeful, All I need is for them to put in a Seven-Eleven so I can get a slurpy after I'm sweaty and sloshed. Bds, Don't you keep at least one mouse in your pocket? I'm going to a gym in order to stop spreading. Admiral, I hope so. I'm tired of all that traveling with one eye closed. Moooooog, If your cooking is that bad, we may have an opening for you in my restaurant. Blackiswhite, You ran twelve miles a day? The only way I would do that is if I was a crack dealer and was being chased by a vicious police dog. Robert, You must have had the dictionary open when you made your comment. I think Paris Hilton will be calling to bitch about me stealing her slut award. Walker, Sound good to me. Drill, I only make good decisions. Thats my story and I'm sticking to it. Mr. DNA, You only envy my slut award. Gorilla,I tried that. The only problem is sometime I have to let my boyfriend aka. Predator with sharp teeth. The whole world can bite my ass. Daisy, Hmmm. What is it like working out with Young gay Christian men? Catscratch, You must have a big house or a small gym. Gypsy, Damn it I liked spreading my legs. Sorry about the link. I fixed it. Pajama, Just send them to me, and spend them for you, then write about it. Then you can close your eyes and imagine. You won't miss a thing. Robert B., Your welcome. Moi, Lucky hell, it took hard work and planning. Oh wait, nevermind. Minnow, How big do you think I am? Go eat! Folly,I almost remember 1987. Vanessa, Well if you wanted to be noticed you should have worn spandex. Restaurant gal, My dog used to pull me. I solved that problem by breaking his legs. He never pulled me again. Becky, Good you go to the gym and I'll watch you through the pass through. Axey, I agree. You spend all that money and still don't get laid. Woeful, All I need is for them to put in a Seven-Eleven so I can get a slurpy after I’m sweaty and sloshed.

Bds, Don’t you keep at least one mouse in your pocket? I’m going to a gym in order to stop spreading.

Admiral, I hope so. I’m tired of all that traveling with one eye closed.

Moooooog, If your cooking is that bad, we may have an opening for you in my restaurant.

Blackiswhite, You ran twelve miles a day? The only way I would do that is if I was a crack dealer and was being chased by a vicious police dog.

Robert, You must have had the dictionary open when you made your comment. I think Paris Hilton will be calling to bitch about me stealing her slut award.

Walker, Sound good to me.

Drill, I only make good decisions. Thats my story and I’m sticking to it.

Mr. DNA, You only envy my slut award.

Gorilla,I tried that. The only problem is sometime I have to let my boyfriend aka. Predator with sharp teeth. The whole world can bite my ass.

Daisy, Hmmm. What is it like working out with Young gay Christian men?

Catscratch, You must have a big house or a small gym.

Gypsy, Damn it I liked spreading my legs. Sorry about the link. I fixed it.

Pajama, Just send them to me, and spend them for you, then write about it. Then you can close your eyes and imagine. You won’t miss a thing.

Robert B., Your welcome.

Moi, Lucky hell, it took hard work and planning. Oh wait, nevermind.

Minnow, How big do you think I am? Go eat!

Folly,I almost remember 1987.

Vanessa, Well if you wanted to be noticed you should have worn spandex.

Restaurant gal, My dog used to pull me. I solved that problem by breaking his legs. He never pulled me again.

Becky, Good you go to the gym and I’ll watch you through the pass through.

Axey, I agree. You spend all that money and still don’t get laid.

]]> By: Axey http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/comment-page-1/#comment-1698 Axey Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:35:34 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/#comment-1698 I like having a gym membership that I never use. It makes me feel like a rich guy. I could waste money on more gym membrships but one is enough. Gym's are like gold digging women. You figure. I like having a gym membership that I never use. It makes me feel like a rich guy. I could waste money on more gym membrships but one is enough. Gym’s are like gold digging women. You figure.

]]> By: becky http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/comment-page-1/#comment-1696 becky Thu, 28 Feb 2008 12:05:57 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/#comment-1696 Sounds like my kind of place to hang out at. Sounds like my kind of place to hang out at.

]]> By: Restaurant Gal http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/comment-page-1/#comment-1695 Restaurant Gal Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:11:22 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/#comment-1695 French fries and wine--that's my diet. My "gym" workout is walking the crazy dog as she pulls me down the many blocks at full speed, and as she almost dies from heat stroke, she lays down so I have to pick up all 14.6 pounds of her and carry her several miles home. I am buff now, baby. I hate gyms--running nowhere on a machine inside a literal sweat shop. But good luck with all of that! French fries and wine–that’s my diet. My “gym” workout is walking the crazy dog as she pulls me down the many blocks at full speed, and as she almost dies from heat stroke, she lays down so I have to pick up all 14.6 pounds of her and carry her several miles home. I am buff now, baby. I hate gyms–running nowhere on a machine inside a literal sweat shop. But good luck with all of that!

]]> By: Vanessa http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/comment-page-1/#comment-1693 Vanessa Thu, 28 Feb 2008 02:29:23 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/#comment-1693 I remember that jello belly from waiting tables. Not good memories for me. Mine wasn't bad, but I always felt like it was much more noticed than it probably was. I remember that jello belly from waiting tables. Not good memories for me. Mine wasn’t bad, but I always felt like it was much more noticed than it probably was.

]]> By: Folly http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/comment-page-1/#comment-1692 Folly Thu, 28 Feb 2008 01:35:35 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/#comment-1692 A gym? Oh yes, I remember those. I belonged to one back in 1987. Every now and then I'll think about joining the "Y" or something but then I think, "$70/month can buy me several 12 packs of beer." I do have one of those bike thingys upstairs. I don't know if works though. A gym? Oh yes, I remember those. I belonged to one back in 1987. Every now and then I’ll think about joining the “Y” or something but then I think, “$70/month can buy me several 12 packs of beer.”

I do have one of those bike thingys upstairs. I don’t know if works though.

]]> By: Native Minnow http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/comment-page-1/#comment-1691 Native Minnow Thu, 28 Feb 2008 00:40:23 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/#comment-1691 Cheeseburgers and chicken wings? Great, now I'm hungry. As for the new award, feel free to spread your love over here. Cheeseburgers and chicken wings? Great, now I’m hungry.

As for the new award, feel free to spread your love over here.

]]> By: moi http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/comment-page-1/#comment-1689 moi Wed, 27 Feb 2008 23:30:51 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/#comment-1689 Well, I may be an exercise fiend but even I wouldn't consider joining a gym that didn't provide access to martinis and hot wings. You lucky ducky. Well, I may be an exercise fiend but even I wouldn’t consider joining a gym that didn’t provide access to martinis and hot wings. You lucky ducky.

]]> By: robert bourne http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/comment-page-1/#comment-1688 robert bourne Wed, 27 Feb 2008 23:12:46 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/#comment-1688 there is a God..Gym and bar combined...thankyou Lord.....:))) there is a God..Gym and bar combined…thankyou Lord…..:)))

]]> By: pajama momma http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/comment-page-1/#comment-1687 pajama momma Wed, 27 Feb 2008 22:54:49 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/#comment-1687 *sigh* I miss spending all the tips I'd made that night on food and beer at the bar. good times, good times. *sigh* I miss spending all the tips I’d made that night on food and beer at the bar. good times, good times.

]]> By: Gypsy http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/comment-page-1/#comment-1686 Gypsy Wed, 27 Feb 2008 22:42:29 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/#comment-1686 Not to be pedantic but I clicked on that Gypsy link because I wanted to go back to my blog and it took me to some other Gypsy who hasn't posted since 2004 and only did so once by the looks of things. WTF is that about sweetness? Not to be pedantic but I clicked on that Gypsy link because I wanted to go back to my blog and it took me to some other Gypsy who hasn’t posted since 2004 and only did so once by the looks of things. WTF is that about sweetness?

]]> By: Gypsy http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/comment-page-1/#comment-1685 Gypsy Wed, 27 Feb 2008 22:39:24 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/#comment-1685 A pass through between the gym and the bar? Genius! Now why on earth would I think you're a slut Sammi....the cyber world needs your brand of love so keep spreading....the love, not your legs love. A pass through between the gym and the bar? Genius! Now why on earth would I think you’re a slut Sammi….the cyber world needs your brand of love so keep spreading….the love, not your legs love.

]]> By: catscratch diva http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/comment-page-1/#comment-1683 catscratch diva Wed, 27 Feb 2008 21:07:51 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/#comment-1683 I go to the gym in my house. I'd die if anybody saw my fat ass hoofin it on the dreadmill. Good luck! I go to the gym in my house. I’d die if anybody saw my fat ass hoofin it on the dreadmill.

Good luck!

]]> By: Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/comment-page-1/#comment-1682 Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Wed, 27 Feb 2008 20:24:07 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/#comment-1682 "unless you like having your ass bitten." Who doesn't? What are you, some kind of perv? “unless you like having your ass bitten.”

Who doesn’t? What are you, some kind of perv?

]]> By: daisyfae http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/comment-page-1/#comment-1681 daisyfae Wed, 27 Feb 2008 19:56:19 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/#comment-1681 i've joined/quit more gyms than i can count. i settled on a 'geriatric' gym at the ymca. there? i'm the hottest thing going... plus, there's not the embarassment of always LOWERING the weight amounts on the nautilus machines. can't stand the 'body builder' gyms - with all the free weights and mirrors. who wants to hang out with a man who spends more time shaving his body than i do? i’ve joined/quit more gyms than i can count. i settled on a ‘geriatric’ gym at the ymca. there? i’m the hottest thing going… plus, there’s not the embarassment of always LOWERING the weight amounts on the nautilus machines.

can’t stand the ‘body builder’ gyms – with all the free weights and mirrors. who wants to hang out with a man who spends more time shaving his body than i do?

]]> By: Gorilla Bananas http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/comment-page-1/#comment-1680 Gorilla Bananas Wed, 27 Feb 2008 19:48:01 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/#comment-1680 A gym is a waste of money, baby, what you need is s predator with sharp teeth to chase you. Being chased is the best way of staying healthy, unless you like having your ass bitten. A gym is a waste of money, baby, what you need is s predator with sharp teeth to chase you. Being chased is the best way of staying healthy, unless you like having your ass bitten.

]]> By: Mr.DNA http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/comment-page-1/#comment-1679 Mr.DNA Wed, 27 Feb 2008 19:43:17 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/#comment-1679 The perfect combo. You're so lucky. I envy you. The perfect combo.
You’re so lucky.
I envy you.

]]> By: Drill Instructor to the Stars http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/comment-page-1/#comment-1678 Drill Instructor to the Stars Wed, 27 Feb 2008 19:41:18 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/#comment-1678 Sounds like you've made a good decision. Congrats on award. Hoping for a Gene Hackman one-night-stand post in near future! Sounds like you’ve made a good decision. Congrats on award. Hoping for a Gene Hackman one-night-stand post in near future!

]]> By: walker http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/comment-page-1/#comment-1677 walker Wed, 27 Feb 2008 18:47:13 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/#comment-1677 I think if it was a bar that really cared for its customers it would offer free excersise classes such as the empty beer keg toss class, the full keg toos didn't get off the ground or maybe the beer case squat with a bus boy on hand to show how it should be properly done as to not injure your back. The could also offer cooking classes in the kitchen on how to make unhealthy food and give out samples to taste. It wouls save their customers heaps of money they would otherwise waste of gym memberships when those dollars would be best served during Happy Hour I think if it was a bar that really cared for its customers it would offer free excersise classes such as the empty beer keg toss class, the full keg toos didn’t get off the ground or maybe the beer case squat with a bus boy on hand to show how it should be properly done as to not injure your back.

The could also offer cooking classes in the kitchen on how to make unhealthy food and give out samples to taste.

It wouls save their customers heaps of money they would otherwise waste of gym memberships when those dollars would be best served during Happy Hour

]]> By: robert http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/comment-page-1/#comment-1676 robert Wed, 27 Feb 2008 18:30:22 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/#comment-1676 how cool miss upset, perfect way to enjoy your workout hot wings and beer :) I think lil gypsy is on to something about you. You do have a very sardonic rapier wit and can be quite salacious but deep inside is solid gold. Than again, maybe she did mean you were a slut LOL congrats on the award miss upset, you do have a gift for humor and fun. how cool miss upset, perfect way to enjoy your workout hot wings and beer :) I think lil gypsy is on to something about you. You do have a very sardonic rapier wit and can be quite salacious but deep inside is solid gold. Than again, maybe she did mean you were a slut LOL congrats on the award miss upset, you do have a gift for humor and fun.

]]> By: Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/comment-page-1/#comment-1675 Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Wed, 27 Feb 2008 16:56:04 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/#comment-1675 Way back in the day when I ran 12 miles a day, our track coaches decided we needed more conditioning. They brought in an aerobics instructor they knew to "get us in shape". To this day, I still hate that woman and only remember her as Helga. Way back in the day when I ran 12 miles a day, our track coaches decided we needed more conditioning. They brought in an aerobics instructor they knew to “get us in shape”.
To this day, I still hate that woman and only remember her as Helga.

]]> By: moooooog35 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/comment-page-1/#comment-1674 moooooog35 Wed, 27 Feb 2008 15:25:32 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/#comment-1674 I worked in a club as a cook. It was great to see people walk in, invigorated to exercise and get fit... ...and then waltz up to the bar, order a beer, a plate of chicken wings and a fried chicken sandwich. On a side note, each membership offered free heart defibrillation if the cause turned out to be my cooking. Charges are still pending. I worked in a club as a cook.

It was great to see people walk in, invigorated to exercise and get fit…

…and then waltz up to the bar, order a beer, a plate of chicken wings and a fried chicken sandwich.

On a side note, each membership offered free heart defibrillation if the cause turned out to be my cooking.

Charges are still pending.

]]> By: USA_Admiral http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/comment-page-1/#comment-1673 USA_Admiral Wed, 27 Feb 2008 15:22:33 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/#comment-1673 Hmmm, Cheeseburger, hot wings. Gym's are tough to find and so are drinking buddies. Maybe ya found both? Hmmm, Cheeseburger, hot wings.

Gym’s are tough to find and so are drinking buddies.
Maybe ya found both?

]]> By: BDS http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/comment-page-1/#comment-1672 BDS Wed, 27 Feb 2008 15:19:35 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/#comment-1672 Finding a decent gym can be a woeful experience, and I know, as I used to manage a personal training gym for several years. That mouse in the pocket line was great. Finally, keep spreading the love. Finding a decent gym can be a woeful experience, and I know, as I used to manage a personal training gym for several years. That mouse in the pocket line was great.

Finally, keep spreading the love.

]]> By: Woeful http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/comment-page-1/#comment-1671 Woeful Wed, 27 Feb 2008 15:12:44 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/27/my-new-boyfriend-gym/#comment-1671 Looks like you hit the motherload of convenience! Looks like you hit the motherload of convenience!

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