Comments on: Guess What I Got. http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/ Just slinging eggs Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:47:56 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: daisyfae http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1743 daisyfae Sat, 01 Mar 2008 05:21:32 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1743 [doing obnoxious nerd victory dance - involving slide rule, vintage Atari Pong controller and a chest toupee] woo hoo! hey kids! guess what? momma's gonna be able to make you a real supper this week! is there any more of that Kitten Helper in the storm cellar? [doing obnoxious nerd victory dance - involving slide rule, vintage Atari Pong controller and a chest toupee]

woo hoo! hey kids! guess what? momma’s gonna be able to make you a real supper this week! is there any more of that Kitten Helper in the storm cellar?

]]> By: Catscratch Diva http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1734 Catscratch Diva Sat, 01 Mar 2008 02:24:30 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1734 I'm scared to even ask. I’m scared to even ask.

]]> By: Fuck Apple http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1733 Fuck Apple Sat, 01 Mar 2008 00:28:46 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1733 Ipod Nano Ipod Nano

]]> By: daisyfae http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1732 daisyfae Sat, 01 Mar 2008 00:00:52 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1732 you're just jealous... i PWN your waitress ass! wanna play warcraft later? i've written some code that will insert our South Park avatars... you’re just jealous… i PWN your waitress ass! wanna play warcraft later? i’ve written some code that will insert our South Park avatars…

]]> By: nursemyra http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1731 nursemyra Fri, 29 Feb 2008 23:16:06 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1731 nerd? well I'm in great company. long live the nerds. and the nerds' pussies nerd? well I’m in great company. long live the nerds.

and the nerds’ pussies

]]> By: Folly http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1730 Folly Fri, 29 Feb 2008 17:25:51 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1730 Hell, I don't know. Besides, you said someone already won. Hell, I don’t know. Besides, you said someone already won.

]]> By: Heff http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1729 Heff Fri, 29 Feb 2008 16:31:39 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1729 I was gonna guess Ipod or Blackberry, but I logged in after others had already answered. I was gonna guess Ipod or Blackberry, but I logged in after others had already answered.

]]> By: moooooog35 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1728 moooooog35 Fri, 29 Feb 2008 15:24:05 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1728 You've found it! My erector-set mechanical vagina. Thank you, so much. Please send it back to me. This one made out of Lincoln Logs is giving me splinters. You’ve found it!

My erector-set mechanical vagina.

Thank you, so much.

Please send it back to me. This one made out of Lincoln Logs is giving me splinters.

]]> By: BDS http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1726 BDS Fri, 29 Feb 2008 14:37:14 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1726 It's one of those astronaut pens that you can write upside down without the ink running out. It’s one of those astronaut pens that you can write upside down without the ink running out.

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1725 Upset Waitress Fri, 29 Feb 2008 14:07:01 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1725 BTW, Kynkword, Myra, and Daisy, are nerds. I just know these things. BTW, Kynkword, Myra, and Daisy, are nerds. I just know these things.

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1724 Upset Waitress Fri, 29 Feb 2008 14:01:36 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1724 <b>So far only one person has won</b> So far only one person has won

]]> By: Axey http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1723 Axey Fri, 29 Feb 2008 13:38:38 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1723 It's a new waitress pen. It’s a new waitress pen.

]]> By: Mark http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1722 Mark Fri, 29 Feb 2008 12:41:28 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1722 <i>fuck off mark…it’s an ipod…love you mark. I mean it! I really love you mark…</i> Aw, how sweet. Everyone hates me because I guessed right first. That IS the reason, right? RIGHT??? fuck off mark…it’s an ipod…love you mark. I mean it! I really love you mark…

Aw, how sweet.

Everyone hates me because I guessed right first.

That IS the reason, right?

RIGHT???

]]> By: daisyfae http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1721 daisyfae Fri, 29 Feb 2008 12:14:29 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1721 agreed - kyknoord can have my kitten, if i win. but first we have to calculate where it is...this could take awhile. poke another airhole and push in some more lettuce. agreed - kyknoord can have my kitten, if i win. but first we have to calculate where it is…this could take awhile. poke another airhole and push in some more lettuce.

]]> By: Gypsy http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1720 Gypsy Fri, 29 Feb 2008 10:34:05 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1720 Lets talk cash, then I'll start guessing. Lets talk cash, then I’ll start guessing.

]]> By: nursemyra http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1719 nursemyra Fri, 29 Feb 2008 07:57:47 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1719 a schrodinger kitten! oh well done kyknoord. give him a prize anyway, UW a schrodinger kitten! oh well done kyknoord. give him a prize anyway, UW

]]> By: Gorilla Bananas http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1718 Gorilla Bananas Fri, 29 Feb 2008 07:22:53 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1718 I don't want those prizes, so I'm guessing it's either a butt plug or a nipple clamp. I don’t want those prizes, so I’m guessing it’s either a butt plug or a nipple clamp.

]]> By: kyknoord http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1717 kyknoord Fri, 29 Feb 2008 07:08:08 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1717 It <em>has</em> to be a titanium figurine of Hayden Christensen. Probably acts as well as him, too. Incidentally, are we talking about a Schrödinger kitten here? It has to be a titanium figurine of Hayden Christensen. Probably acts as well as him, too. Incidentally, are we talking about a Schrödinger kitten here?

]]> By: Vanessa http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1716 Vanessa Fri, 29 Feb 2008 06:44:12 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1716 I think iPod too. And they are SO seductive! I think iPod too. And they are SO seductive!

]]> By: Fuck Apple http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1715 Fuck Apple Fri, 29 Feb 2008 05:18:54 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1715 If you submerge it in Diet Coke does it do the Mentos explosive thing? If it's made by Apple, it's ghey and I don't want it or the crappy prizes. Apple sucks! If you submerge it in Diet Coke does it do the Mentos explosive thing? If it’s made by Apple, it’s ghey and I don’t want it or the crappy prizes. Apple sucks!

]]> By: SoHoS http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1714 SoHoS Fri, 29 Feb 2008 05:06:41 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1714 fuck off mark...it's an ipod...love you mark. I mean it! I really love you mark... fuck off mark…it’s an ipod…love you mark. I mean it! I really love you mark…

]]> By: Blackiswhite, Imperial AgentProvocateur http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1713 Blackiswhite, Imperial AgentProvocateur Fri, 29 Feb 2008 04:44:40 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1713 Sounds like an Ipood. I'd rather have more pics of you in your favorite chair, please. Sounds like an Ipood. I’d rather have more pics of you in your favorite chair, please.

]]> By: Jenny http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1710 Jenny Fri, 29 Feb 2008 03:59:35 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1710 An iPhone. Ok, that's what I want. I still say iPhone. An iPhone. Ok, that’s what I want.

I still say iPhone.

]]> By: daisyfae http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1709 daisyfae Fri, 29 Feb 2008 03:12:38 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1709 i agree with Mark - but i'll be more specific because i really want a kitten in a box: it's an iPod nano! i agree with Mark - but i’ll be more specific because i really want a kitten in a box: it’s an iPod nano!

]]> By: Mark http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1708 Mark Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:41:22 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1708 It's an iPod. It’s an iPod.

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1707 Upset Waitress Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:21:14 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1707 Nope Woeful. Maybe it's not made of Titanium, but it's some sort of space age metal. I just like that word, Titanium. It makes me feel smart :) Nope Woeful. Maybe it’s not made of Titanium, but it’s some sort of space age metal. I just like that word, Titanium. It makes me feel smart :)

]]> By: Woeful http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1706 Woeful Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:19:07 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1706 Made of titanium? Titanium is an expensive metal... I used to own a Nikon F3 Titanium when I was a photojournalist. The only thing I can think of that fits the description you provide, is a ring my precious. Is my guess correct? Made of titanium? Titanium is an expensive metal… I used to own a Nikon F3 Titanium when I was a photojournalist.

The only thing I can think of that fits the description you provide, is a ring my precious. Is my guess correct?

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1705 Upset Waitress Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:18:20 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1705 Ohhh you didn't even guess Robert. C'mon, take a guess. Ohhh you didn’t even guess Robert. C’mon, take a guess.

]]> By: robert bourne http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1704 robert bourne Fri, 29 Feb 2008 01:52:41 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1704 ps does the waitress come with the aron..just wondered...:))) ps does the waitress come with the aron..just wondered…:)))

]]> By: robert bourne http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1703 robert bourne Fri, 29 Feb 2008 01:52:00 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/02/28/guess-what-i-got/#comment-1703 this is going to bug the shit out of me until I figure it out or you fess up....:)))) this is going to bug the shit out of me until I figure it out or you fess up….:))))

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