It’s all about the details.
Everyone who said “Ipod” are horrible guessers. My new toy is an Ipod Nano and it’s nanoriffic. It’s like a Triscuit covered in Cheez whiz. It’s full of entertainment. Now on to my usual bullshit post.
I went to the post office to get instructions on shipping a cat today. It was like “Bla bla bla, bla bla bla bla, bla bla, bla”. The postal worker explained this to me three or four times before I became sober enough to understand. Let me tell you the hell it is to mail a cat.
First you have to have all these vet papers proving it had all it’s shots and that it was vermin and disease free. I don’t understand the big deal. It’s not like I was trying to ship oranges to California.
Then it can’t be simply stuffed in a box with some bedding. I said, “I don’t understand what the big deal is?” After all, it couldn’t squirm. It was securely fastened to the bottom of a Tupperware with duct tape and staples. They said something about I couldn’t ship dead animals. I assured them that it wasn’t dead but that if they didn’t hurry it was a distinct possibility.
At any rate, it looks like the first prize winner, Ms. Daisyfae, should email me the address to her housing project.
Blackiswhite, Imperial AgentProvocateur on February 29th, 2008
A live semi conscience cat? Does that mean it feels guilty?
Blackiswhite, Imperial AgentProvocateur on February 29th, 2008
As for the nano…details, details. You sure you want to start splitting hairs with an attorney?
Mark on February 29th, 2008
It only has half a conscience. None when it comes to killing rodents and birds.
Upset Waitress on February 29th, 2008
Great. Everyone is going to know I drink way more than I admit to. Since I’m on the subject of “admitting”… I dropped out of school when I was in the 4th grade. Not that you can’t tell. Booooooo
Upset Waitress on February 29th, 2008
BIW, Are they pubic hairs? Hah. Mark explained why I
I’m a fricking moronpurposely spelled conscious as conscience.Blondefabulous on February 29th, 2008
Awwwww crap! I missed the contest. My internet has been on the fritz ( Comcastic, my ass!)
Upset Waitress on February 29th, 2008
Yea Blonde, you went MIA. Thought maybe you fell in a manhole or something at the park.
Buffalo on February 29th, 2008
It is possible they postal authorities were being cautious to avoid being charged under the Mann Act - and that is a federal rap.
daisyfae on March 1st, 2008
Kitten - it’s whut’s fer supper…
Blackiswhite, Imperial AgentProvocateur on March 1st, 2008
Waitress, was that an offer of some type? I’m the one whiis supposed to use cryptic phrases you know.
Gypsy on March 1st, 2008
I’d love to be a shrink and get inside your head for a while. what a trip!
azahar on March 1st, 2008
Is it a 4GB or 8GB nano? Coincidentally, my blog post today is about ipod nanos - perhaps you could give me some advice there?
By the time I saw your last post daisy had already won and someone else had beat me to the dead kitten joke … gotta get up earlier.
USA_Admiral on March 1st, 2008
Nice little Nano.
The cat saga is killin me.
I agree with Gypsy. What a wonderland your mind must be.
Mark on March 1st, 2008
If BIW is going to split hairs on a legal point, then I WIN .
If he’s going to split your pubic hairs, I want video.
Woeful on March 1st, 2008
I prefer to use Pony Express to ship my domesticated animals… They really hate the saddle bags though.
moi on March 1st, 2008
Well, in your favor, I must say you either have mad PhotoShop skillz or really, really purdy perfect handwriting with which to misspell.
Enjoy your iPod Nano. They rock.
savannah on March 1st, 2008
i’m so glad you’re here, sugar!
Jenny on March 1st, 2008
I love my Nano and are you still trying to ship road kill?
Stop that.
SoHoS on March 1st, 2008
hmmmmmmmm cheeze wiz…….
Native Minnow on March 1st, 2008
I missed the contest too. Boo! I can’t help it that Thursday and Friday are the busiest days of my week. I wanted that piece of crap that you were getting ready to throw out too (whatever it was).
upset waitress on March 1st, 2008
Buffalo, It’s possible, but more likely they just don’t like pussy.
Daisy, Ah, ordering Chinese food again.
Blackiswhite, Who made you the crypt keeper?
Gypsy, I have driven more shrinks to the brink of insanity than I can count.
Azahar, Sure I got some advice. Don’t step in anything you wouldn’t want your carpet to smell like. I’ll be over shortly.
Admiral, Killing you? Think about what that four legged stir fry is going through.
Mark, No vids only microfilm.
Woeful, I would have used the pony express, but I didn’t want to put a purr under anyones saddle.
Moi, Yes.
Savannah, I’m happy to hear from you. It’s been awhile.
Jenny, I’ll never stop. Never! Boo ha ha.
SoHoS, There is nothing like cheese stuff in a can.
Minnow, That will teach you to work for a living. No crap for you. Said the crap Nazi.
Blackiswhite, Imperial AgentProvocateur on March 1st, 2008
UW, it was this guy!
http://www.myvirtualzone.com/detail.aspx?ID=14369
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Actually,I preferred ‘Tales from the Darkside’.
pajama momma on March 1st, 2008
It’s like a Triscuit covered in Cheez whiz.
*wipes drool from face*
Folly on March 1st, 2008
Hahahahahahaha. THAT was the funniest damn thing I’ve read all day. “Tail End Up.”