Everyone who said “Ipod” are horrible guessers. My new toy is an Ipod Nano and it’s nanoriffic. It’s like a Triscuit covered in Cheez whiz. It’s full of entertainment. Now on to my usual bullshit post.
I went to the post office to get instructions on shipping a cat today. It was like “Bla bla bla, bla bla bla bla, bla bla, bla”. The postal worker explained this to me three or four times before I became sober enough to understand. Let me tell you the hell it is to mail a cat.
First you have to have all these vet papers proving it had all it’s shots and that it was vermin and disease free. I don’t understand the big deal. It’s not like I was trying to ship oranges to California.
Then it can’t be simply stuffed in a box with some bedding. I said, “I don’t understand what the big deal is?” After all, it couldn’t squirm. It was securely fastened to the bottom of a Tupperware with duct tape and staples. They said something about I couldn’t ship dead animals. I assured them that it wasn’t dead but that if they didn’t hurry it was a distinct possibility.
At any rate, it looks like the first prize winner, Ms. Daisyfae, should email me the address to her housing project.
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on February 29th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
A live semi conscience cat? Does that mean it feels guilty?
on February 29th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
As for the nano…details, details. You sure you want to start splitting hairs with an attorney?
on February 29th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
It only has half a conscience. None when it comes to killing rodents and birds.
on February 29th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
Great. Everyone is going to know I drink way more than I admit to. Since I’m on the subject of “admitting”… I dropped out of school when I was in the 4th grade. Not that you can’t tell. Booooooo
on February 29th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
BIW, Are they pubic hairs? Hah. Mark explained why I
I’m a fricking moronpurposely spelled conscious as conscience.on February 29th, 2008 at 11:08 pm
Awwwww crap! I missed the contest. My internet has been on the fritz ( Comcastic, my ass!)
on February 29th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
Yea Blonde, you went MIA. Thought maybe you fell in a manhole or something at the park.
on February 29th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
It is possible they postal authorities were being cautious to avoid being charged under the Mann Act – and that is a federal rap.
on March 1st, 2008 at 12:24 am
Kitten – it’s whut’s fer supper…
on March 1st, 2008 at 1:28 am
Waitress, was that an offer of some type? I’m the one whiis supposed to use cryptic phrases you know.
on March 1st, 2008 at 3:54 am
I’d love to be a shrink and get inside your head for a while. what a trip!
on March 1st, 2008 at 4:26 am
Is it a 4GB or 8GB nano? Coincidentally, my blog post today is about ipod nanos – perhaps you could give me some advice there?
By the time I saw your last post daisy had already won and someone else had beat me to the dead kitten joke … gotta get up earlier.
on March 1st, 2008 at 7:56 am
Nice little Nano.
The cat saga is killin me.
I agree with Gypsy. What a wonderland your mind must be.
on March 1st, 2008 at 8:08 am
If BIW is going to split hairs on a legal point, then I WIN .
If he’s going to split your pubic hairs, I want video.
on March 1st, 2008 at 10:11 am
I prefer to use Pony Express to ship my domesticated animals… They really hate the saddle bags though.
on March 1st, 2008 at 10:13 am
Well, in your favor, I must say you either have mad PhotoShop skillz or really, really purdy perfect handwriting with which to misspell.
Enjoy your iPod Nano. They rock.
on March 1st, 2008 at 10:29 am
i’m so glad you’re here, sugar!
on March 1st, 2008 at 11:04 am
I love my Nano and are you still trying to ship road kill?
Stop that.
on March 1st, 2008 at 12:06 pm
hmmmmmmmm cheeze wiz…….
on March 1st, 2008 at 1:15 pm
I missed the contest too. Boo! I can’t help it that Thursday and Friday are the busiest days of my week. I wanted that piece of crap that you were getting ready to throw out too (whatever it was).
on March 1st, 2008 at 7:21 pm
Buffalo, It’s possible, but more likely they just don’t like pussy.
Daisy, Ah, ordering Chinese food again.
Blackiswhite, Who made you the crypt keeper?
Gypsy, I have driven more shrinks to the brink of insanity than I can count.
Azahar, Sure I got some advice. Don’t step in anything you wouldn’t want your carpet to smell like. I’ll be over shortly.
Admiral, Killing you? Think about what that four legged stir fry is going through.
Mark, No vids only microfilm.
Woeful, I would have used the pony express, but I didn’t want to put a purr under anyones saddle.
Moi, Yes.
Savannah, I’m happy to hear from you. It’s been awhile.
Jenny, I’ll never stop. Never! Boo ha ha.
SoHoS, There is nothing like cheese stuff in a can.
Minnow, That will teach you to work for a living. No crap for you. Said the crap Nazi.
on March 1st, 2008 at 9:13 pm
UW, it was this guy!
http://www.myvirtualzone.com/detail.aspx?ID=14369
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Actually,I preferred ‘Tales from the Darkside’.
on March 1st, 2008 at 9:50 pm
It’s like a Triscuit covered in Cheez whiz.
*wipes drool from face*
on March 1st, 2008 at 11:38 pm
Hahahahahahaha. THAT was the funniest damn thing I’ve read all day. “Tail End Up.”