Comments on: Ambience.

By: LBB

LBB — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 21:09:19 +0000

Yep, you actually summed things up pretty well.

I love my gym!

By: Upset Waitress

Upset Waitress — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 02:13:48 +0000

Beaver, The gym was the perfect solution for my crack addicted ass =)

Momma, apply a tourniquet to your upper arms for several weeks. Your arms will eventually fall off. Problem solved

By: pajama momma

pajama momma — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 14:18:05 +0000

I find it’s best when on the treadmill to wear those blinder thingies they put on horses. It keeps me focused on the TV’s in front of me.

I am however, still trying to figure out how to keep from getting knocked unconscious by my swinging arm fat.

By: Beaverboosh

Beaverboosh — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 05:48:33 +0000

Isn’t it brilliant… and see, ass addictive!

By: upset waitress

upset waitress — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 05:09:55 +0000

catscratch, Yeah it smells a little like blue cheese packed in moldy pickle brine.

Kyknoord, I do believe it is a culmination of all the components involved with the sharing of enclosed spaces.

Moooooog, Who doesn’t crave Taco Bell upon hearing or seeing the words steamy poo?

Luka, Your supposed to wash that stuff?

BDS, I have found that the more I turn up the volume the louder they grunt.

Moi, With that many nekkid people you couldn’t find at least one to grab your manolos? Tragic.

Ali, You should never stifle you gag reflex. You may need it for the next time a politician says something.

Jenny, I’ll send my donkey first. If he likes it I may join.

Manuel, Yes I missed you, but I’ll take better aim next time.

By: Manuel

Manuel — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 23:41:56 +0000

I was away but I’m back now……..you miss me?

By: Jenny

Jenny — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 23:40:25 +0000

You are now ready to join a boxing gym. Take everything you wrote about (minus the treadmill) and multiple that x 2.

You and your ass are always welcome.

By: Ali

Ali — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:36:48 +0000

Pardon me while I go stifle my gag reflex. I am never going to a gym. NEVER.

Thanks, UW.

By: moi

moi — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 17:58:01 +0000

I was stupid once and joined a gym. Six months, fifty million poochy smells, and three bazillion too many truly poochy nekkid bodies later, I grabbed my Manolos and ran screaming from the building. I figured, I work at home, I eat at home, I never leave home. May as well workout at home.

By: BDS

BDS — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:09:36 +0000

You pretty much nailed a lot of the drawbacks of the gym, and the guys who grunt like they’re about to pass a child or horrible gas get on my nerves the worst.

But I too have a Ipod Nano, so just crank the volume and tune everyone else out. That’s what I do as I want to get my workout done and get out of the gym.

By: Luka

Luka — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:00:26 +0000

Gawd, that’s what put me off the gym - the smell. I’d always get stuck on the machine next to the guy who obviously never, ever washed his gym kit. Eye blisteringly horrible.

By: moooooog35

moooooog35 — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 13:18:39 +0000

Mmmmm…steamy poo.

Great…now I want Taco Bell.

Do the girls have shower stalls, or do you all have a communal shower like in Porky’s?

(..by the way…that’s me waving “hi” through the hole in the wall..)

By: kyknoord

kyknoord — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 06:50:11 +0000

You don’t think there might be a link between the weight room and the smell, do you?

By: Catscratch Diva

Catscratch Diva — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 02:20:29 +0000

I think it’s from the sweaty dudes that have pores the size of quarters in their nut sacks.

Bwaaaaaahahahaha… very distinctive scent, eh?

By: upset waitress

upset waitress — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 01:57:24 +0000

Bent, I was talking about the gym. If your sex in any way resembles the above post, by all means, count me out.

By: bent

bent — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 00:51:30 +0000

Ahh, the grunts, the sweat on the balls and on the chest, the satisfying smoke afterward…hey, are we talking about the gym or sex here?

By: upset waitress

upset waitress — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 23:39:19 +0000

Folly, You must have an incredibly bored nose.

Gypsy, You have an odd concept of fun.

Azahar, Wow you have given me a great idea. I am going sell these stories as a weight loss aid. That will be three dollars please.

Nursemyra, I will just have to try harder.

Woeful, I know you’re a man but… No regular cycle? I had no idea a slipped disc could screw with periods. How on earth do you do your laundry now?

Blonde, Ah, a Dodge ball fan.

SoHoS, I never knew that rotted potted meat was so inspirational.

Becky, Suv’s stink anyway.

Daisy, A fairly foul farce of futility.

Minnow, I can’t get planters warts. I’m not a farmer.

Reluctant, Squashing your friend while you drink beer and smoke cigarettes and she eats some ones sausage, is no way to lose weight. However, it does sound like a fun Saturday night.

Mark, Is that what interests you? How do you feel about same sex marriage.

Blackiswhite, You were robbed by Mr. Clean?

Robert B., What else can I say to help you make your decision.

Buffalo, Only if the walls were polka dotted and the lighting was black lights.

Admiral, Let me know when those images get hazy, and I will be happy to revivify them for you.

By: USA_Admiral

USA_Admiral — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 22:59:59 +0000

OK. There are some visuals in this post that have cured me of the gym forever.

By: Buffalo

Buffalo — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 21:31:01 +0000

Sounds like a good place to go if you’re trippin’ on acid.

By: robert bourne

robert bourne — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 18:04:25 +0000

well you almost got me convinced to join up….:)))

By: Blackiswhite, Imperial AgentProvocateur

Blackiswhite, Imperial AgentProvocateur — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 17:44:26 +0000

My gym smells like disinfectant. i was robbed.

By: Mark

Mark — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 17:39:37 +0000

MMMMMM…Rotten Ball sack.

By: Reluctant Blogger

Reluctant Blogger — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 17:38:23 +0000

I used to play squash with a friend in an attempt for her to lose weight and we then went straight down the pub and downed several pints of beer and smoked our way through several packets of Marlboro Lights (lights sounds healthy) and each ate a sausage sandwich. Everyone kept away because we were so desperate to get to the pub that we didn’t bother to take a shower!

By: Native Minnow

Native Minnow — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 17:25:38 +0000

Not to mention the planters warts you’ll get on your feet from walking in the showers

By: daisyfae

daisyfae — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 16:43:41 +0000

sounds like a pilot for a new reality show - Fear Factor Fitness Facility.

By: becky

becky — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 16:20:37 +0000

I think I would have to smell up the SUV before I would shower in a place like that.

By: SoHoS

SoHoS — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 16:18:02 +0000

rotted potted meat…wow! On my way to the gym now xox!

By: Blondefabulous

Blondefabulous — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 14:23:23 +0000

“Of course, you’ll still be you in a legal sense, but a better, more handsome you. Just remember, at GloboGym we’re better than you, and we know it!”

By: Woeful

Woeful — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 12:47:10 +0000

For years I lifted 3-4 times a week and was up to 225lb. bench presses, then I slipped a disk in an unrelated accident and have yet to get back into a regular cycle again. For the first time I don’t have a washboard stomach, I have a gut… And it will not do.

By: nursemyra

nursemyra — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 08:54:51 +0000

blech! you’ve put me off my dinner. but you haven’t put me off chocolate. pass me the cadburys

By: azahar

azahar — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 08:15:47 +0000

Well, I must say that reading this has certainly put me off my breakfast. Perhaps I should come back and read this before meals as part of my new weight loss programme.

By: Gypsy

Gypsy — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 07:58:52 +0000

Sounds like you are having WAY to much fun girl. I want to come to your gym.

By: Folly

Folly — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 04:36:08 +0000

Yeah, that makes me want to join a gym.