Comments on: The Beginning Of The End. http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/ Just slinging eggs Sat, 22 Nov 2008 21:59:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: leyla http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-2227 leyla Tue, 15 Apr 2008 01:03:45 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-2227 I knew I was burnt out today when a customer told me she wanted her soup "good and hot." I should have replied, "Now that will really put us out, since we are too lazy to heat up your soup." I can take special orders, all the shit on the side, etc. But to ask me to make sure the soup is hot? What, you need to order me around that extra bit?? I knew I was burnt out today when a customer told me she wanted her soup “good and hot.” I should have replied, “Now that will really put us out, since we are too lazy to heat up your soup.” I can take special orders, all the shit on the side, etc. But to ask me to make sure the soup is hot? What, you need to order me around that extra bit??

]]> By: daisyfae http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1829 daisyfae Fri, 07 Mar 2008 03:47:31 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1829 in a diner in the middle of nowhere, a frazzled waitress spilled pancake syrup on my lap. she was sweet, flustered and just the right amount of sorry (without being sappy). she made my day. she got a $20 tip on a $5 order... if i don't stop reading you 'server bloggers', i swear, i'm gonna go fuckin' broke! in a diner in the middle of nowhere, a frazzled waitress spilled pancake syrup on my lap. she was sweet, flustered and just the right amount of sorry (without being sappy). she made my day. she got a $20 tip on a $5 order…

if i don’t stop reading you ’server bloggers’, i swear, i’m gonna go fuckin’ broke!

]]> By: azahar http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1828 azahar Thu, 06 Mar 2008 22:02:35 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1828 Didn't you used to work at Ken's Restaurant in Winnipeg about 30 years ago? Well, if you're thinking about a career change DO NOT consider teaching English as a second language. The tips are lousy. Didn’t you used to work at Ken’s Restaurant in Winnipeg about 30 years ago?

Well, if you’re thinking about a career change DO NOT consider teaching English as a second language. The tips are lousy.

]]> By: Beaverboosh http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1827 Beaverboosh Thu, 06 Mar 2008 19:00:23 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1827 Try lap dancing. The shifts are shorter, the money is better, you can regularly tell customers to fuck off, no one cares if you are burnt out, and you don't have to shower regularly! Try lap dancing. The shifts are shorter, the money is better, you can regularly tell customers to fuck off, no one cares if you are burnt out, and you don’t have to shower regularly!

]]> By: Queen of Clean http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1826 Queen of Clean Thu, 06 Mar 2008 17:02:53 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1826 Come and work here, I like your style! Come and work here, I like your style!

]]> By: Folly http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1825 Folly Thu, 06 Mar 2008 14:31:18 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1825 Anyone can carry a firearm here. In fact, we just had a restaurant owner shoot a couple of teenagers who tried to rob him. Yes, he'll get off. We have the "New and Improved Make My Day Law." Anyone can carry a firearm here. In fact, we just had a restaurant owner shoot a couple of teenagers who tried to rob him. Yes, he’ll get off. We have the “New and Improved Make My Day Law.”

]]> By: walker http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1824 walker Thu, 06 Mar 2008 05:13:32 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1824 Are waitresses there licensed to carry firearms? Are waitresses there licensed to carry firearms?

]]> By: Folly http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1823 Folly Thu, 06 Mar 2008 03:32:48 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1823 Well we're always hiring. If you live out this way, of course. Well we’re always hiring. If you live out this way, of course.

]]> By: Native Minnow http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1822 Native Minnow Thu, 06 Mar 2008 01:41:02 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1822 As a tired waitress, how often do you resort to just smacking people around? As a tired waitress, how often do you resort to just smacking people around?

]]> By: robert bourne http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1821 robert bourne Thu, 06 Mar 2008 01:12:54 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1821 Truckstop Liberal Kansas..I lived this....:))) so I left her a big tip..she looked like she had been to hell and back and I know that feeling Truckstop Liberal Kansas..I lived this….:))) so I left her a big tip..she looked like she had been to hell and back and I know that feeling

]]> By: Catscratch Diva http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1820 Catscratch Diva Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:54:19 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1820 My sister stabbed a dude in the hand once she got burned out and that bitch was queen waitress back in the day! I'd still tip your ass out of respect for what you do when I'm sitting there trying to catch up after a busy friggin day on the road, in a strange place, eating another meal from another restaurant suggested by a hateful and bitchy customer. The little bit of banter with an excellent server can make a salebitch's day. Cheers to ya! (glass of chardonnay in hand) My sister stabbed a dude in the hand once she got burned out and that bitch was queen waitress back in the day!

I’d still tip your ass out of respect for what you do when I’m sitting there trying to catch up after a busy friggin day on the road, in a strange place, eating another meal from another restaurant suggested by a hateful and bitchy customer.

The little bit of banter with an excellent server can make a salebitch’s day.

Cheers to ya! (glass of chardonnay in hand)

]]> By: Axey http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1819 Axey Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:52:40 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1819 You need inspiration sister. Go get a job in McDonalds's and come back when you feel ready ;) You need inspiration sister. Go get a job in McDonalds’s and come back when you feel ready ;)

]]> By: Jenny http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1818 Jenny Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:11:01 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1818 I'm sorry. I’m sorry.

]]> By: LBB http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1815 LBB Wed, 05 Mar 2008 21:07:18 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1815 I'd still drop a 20% tip on you, what on account of how much I like you -- burned out and all. I’d still drop a 20% tip on you, what on account of how much I like you — burned out and all.

]]> By: upset waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1814 upset waitress Wed, 05 Mar 2008 21:00:10 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1814 Buffalo, I'm worth more than twenty percent. Becky, Right now mucking horse stalls would be better. Pajama, Perhaps you should have worked in a cafeteria. Gypsy, That's How Not To Be a Waitress One Oh Who Cares. Vanessa, I am tired of math. No more sums please. Woeful, I would have to spend them all on rehab. Jahooni, I padded house a long time ago. Blackiswhite, Perhaps an unlawful sex career. kyknoord, I,ve been managing for years. I'm ready for retirement. Gorilla, My mother says I don't know how to act. Nursemyra, Don't knock it until you try it. Blonde, I did that. I made great tips, but I only came home with a hefty bar tab. Manuel, I did smack them. They thought it was foreplay. Moi, Perky people piss me off. Restuarant gal, Is that when you sell tail again? Tony, The only sandwich your get from me is a flatted shit burger. Ali, I don't want to work around that much hot grease. BDS, Why not? That's where most of our food originates. It only seem natural that it be served where was born and will lie in state. Folly, However, the doctor bills and antibiotics will cost more than I'll make. We don't have socialized medicine. Buffalo, I’m worth more than twenty percent.

Becky, Right now mucking horse stalls would be better.

Pajama, Perhaps you should have worked in a cafeteria.

Gypsy, That’s How Not To Be a Waitress One Oh Who Cares.

Vanessa, I am tired of math. No more sums please.

Woeful, I would have to spend them all on rehab.

Jahooni, I padded house a long time ago.

Blackiswhite, Perhaps an unlawful sex career.

kyknoord, I,ve been managing for years. I’m ready for retirement.

Gorilla, My mother says I don’t know how to act.

Nursemyra, Don’t knock it until you try it.

Blonde, I did that. I made great tips, but I only came home with a hefty bar tab.

Manuel, I did smack them. They thought it was foreplay.

Moi, Perky people piss me off.

Restuarant gal, Is that when you sell tail again?

Tony, The only sandwich your get from me is a flatted shit burger.

Ali, I don’t want to work around that much hot grease.

BDS, Why not? That’s where most of our food originates. It only seem natural that it be served where was born and will lie in state.

Folly, However, the doctor bills and antibiotics will cost more than I’ll make. We don’t have socialized medicine.

]]> By: Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1813 Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Wed, 05 Mar 2008 20:06:31 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1813 Well, the GOOD ones do, anyway. Well, the GOOD ones do, anyway.

]]> By: Folly http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1812 Folly Wed, 05 Mar 2008 18:04:51 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1812 Ditto on what Blackiswhite said except I think a hooker gets paid better. Ditto on what Blackiswhite said except I think a hooker gets paid better.

]]> By: BDS http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1811 BDS Wed, 05 Mar 2008 17:15:04 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1811 I'll take a slow walk and lingering at dirty tables, but no food should enter the bathroom under any circumstances. Ever. I’ll take a slow walk and lingering at dirty tables, but no food should enter the bathroom under any circumstances. Ever.

]]> By: Ali http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1810 Ali Wed, 05 Mar 2008 16:49:13 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1810 Is the gym hiring? :) Is the gym hiring? :)

]]> By: Tim the Curious Mule http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1809 Tim the Curious Mule Wed, 05 Mar 2008 14:45:19 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1809 Two Questions, Missy. Have you taken and passed that Lifesaving CPR Etc... course for restaurant employees? Have you or would you actually use it? Two Questions, Missy.

Have you taken and passed that Lifesaving CPR Etc… course for restaurant employees?

Have you or would you actually use it?

]]> By: Tony http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1808 Tony Wed, 05 Mar 2008 14:37:58 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1808 Quit your fuckin' whining and get me a sandwich. J/K. But as your blog husband I have to encourage you to keep making money somehow so you can keep me in the lifestyle to which I am accustomed. Quit your fuckin’ whining and get me a sandwich. J/K. But as your blog husband I have to encourage you to keep making money somehow so you can keep me in the lifestyle to which I am accustomed.

]]> By: Restaurant Gal http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1807 Restaurant Gal Wed, 05 Mar 2008 13:36:27 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1807 Sounds like someone is ready to work retail! Sounds like someone is ready to work retail!

]]> By: moi http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1806 moi Wed, 05 Mar 2008 13:11:30 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1806 I dunno, I kinda like a grump ass waiter person. I can't tell you the number of times some Chipper Charlie or Charlene has sidled up to Moi's table with their shiny skin and day glo smile waving a freakin' <i>crayon</i> as if it were a magic baton to grant one's every wish, and they didn't just take my order and go away, no, no, no, but tried as well to become my bestest friend forever and ever. Just makes me want to send them flying into the nearest deep fryer. I dunno, I kinda like a grump ass waiter person. I can’t tell you the number of times some Chipper Charlie or Charlene has sidled up to Moi’s table with their shiny skin and day glo smile waving a freakin’ crayon as if it were a magic baton to grant one’s every wish, and they didn’t just take my order and go away, no, no, no, but tried as well to become my bestest friend forever and ever. Just makes me want to send them flying into the nearest deep fryer.

]]> By: Manuel http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1805 Manuel Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:05:01 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1805 quitter......snap the fuck out of it.....bitch slap the kp or the buss boy, that always makes me feel better.... quitter……snap the fuck out of it…..bitch slap the kp or the buss boy, that always makes me feel better….

]]> By: Blondefabulous http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1804 Blondefabulous Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:21:39 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1804 I'm with Woeful! Time to hit the bar. Better tips and fringe benefits. (Glug, glug, glug!) I’m with Woeful! Time to hit the bar. Better tips and fringe benefits. (Glug, glug, glug!)

]]> By: nursemyra http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1803 nursemyra Wed, 05 Mar 2008 08:07:25 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1803 lumpy water....eeewww lumpy water….eeewww

]]> By: Gorilla Bananas http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1802 Gorilla Bananas Wed, 05 Mar 2008 08:00:08 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1802 What you need an acting job <i>playing</i> a waitress. You could then use all the great lines that would get you fired in the real world. Plus you've got big tits, which is good for the role. What you need an acting job playing a waitress. You could then use all the great lines that would get you fired in the real world. Plus you’ve got big tits, which is good for the role.

]]> By: kyknoord http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1801 kyknoord Wed, 05 Mar 2008 05:53:21 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1801 It looks like you're just about ready for management. It looks like you’re just about ready for management.

]]> By: Blackiswhite, Imperial AgentProvocateur http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1800 Blackiswhite, Imperial AgentProvocateur Wed, 05 Mar 2008 04:41:18 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1800 So what's next? A career in law? You can feel as dirty as a prostitute without the benefit of sex. So what’s next? A career in law? You can feel as dirty as a prostitute without the benefit of sex.

]]> By: jahooni http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1799 jahooni Wed, 05 Mar 2008 03:19:06 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1799 i couldn't last as long as you doing that job. i would eventually end up in a mental one room home or i would start tossing the customers dinners on their laps. kuddos to you my friend... oh and your last post about the gym. a hoot. loved the last part. too funny! i couldn’t last as long as you doing that job. i would eventually end up in a mental one room home or i would start tossing the customers dinners on their laps. kuddos to you my friend…

oh and your last post about the gym. a hoot. loved the last part. too funny!

]]> By: Woeful http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1798 Woeful Wed, 05 Mar 2008 03:00:35 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1798 Career change! What to do? Bartend? Better tips perhaps... Career change! What to do? Bartend? Better tips perhaps…

]]> By: Vanessa http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1797 Vanessa Wed, 05 Mar 2008 02:49:26 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1797 yup, that about sums it up! yup, that about sums it up!

]]> By: Gypsy http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1796 Gypsy Wed, 05 Mar 2008 02:36:39 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1796 Sounds like something straight out of "How to be a waitress 101" so your point is....? Sounds like something straight out of “How to be a waitress 101″ so your point is….?

]]> By: pajama momma http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1795 pajama momma Wed, 05 Mar 2008 02:36:29 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1795 I was the worst waitress in the world. The worst. I would wake up in the middle of the night sometimes and say, Oh shit! Table 42 wanted a refill, or dessert or hell even their dinner. I couldn't remember to bring people their stuff and I ran around like a chicken with it's head cut off. The only people that sat in my section were ones that wanted to be entertained because they were not there for the service. I was the worst waitress in the world. The worst. I would wake up in the middle of the night sometimes and say, Oh shit! Table 42 wanted a refill, or dessert or hell even their dinner. I couldn’t remember to bring people their stuff and I ran around like a chicken with it’s head cut off.
The only people that sat in my section were ones that wanted to be entertained because they were not there for the service.

]]> By: becky http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1794 becky Wed, 05 Mar 2008 02:15:28 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1794 I'll trade ya jobs.... I’ll trade ya jobs….

]]> By: Buffalo http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1792 Buffalo Wed, 05 Mar 2008 02:12:54 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/04/the-beginning-of-the-end/#comment-1792 All that calls for a 20% tip at the very least. All that calls for a 20% tip at the very least.

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