Comments on: The Great American Smoke Out. http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/06/the-great-american-smoke-out/ Just slinging eggs Sat, 22 Nov 2008 23:03:43 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: preity http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/06/the-great-american-smoke-out/#comment-1883 preity Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:49:35 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/06/the-great-american-smoke-out/#comment-1883 Hi My hubby is a chain smoker and I am trying to help him so that he can quit but hez not... Should I try Chantix... Please advise Hi My hubby is a chain smoker and I am trying to help him so that he can quit but hez not… Should I try Chantix…

Please advise

]]> By: walker http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/06/the-great-american-smoke-out/#comment-1881 walker Tue, 11 Mar 2008 06:51:54 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/06/the-great-american-smoke-out/#comment-1881 I wear two patches. One to quit smoking and one for after sex. I wear two patches.
One to quit smoking and one for after sex.

]]> By: Beaverboosh http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/06/the-great-american-smoke-out/#comment-1875 Beaverboosh Mon, 10 Mar 2008 20:17:19 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/06/the-great-american-smoke-out/#comment-1875 Effin hell girl, go back to the Marlys! Effin hell girl, go back to the Marlys!

]]> By: Jenny http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/06/the-great-american-smoke-out/#comment-1852 Jenny Sun, 09 Mar 2008 21:17:35 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/06/the-great-american-smoke-out/#comment-1852 I took Ambien, cleansed my blog and then woke up and said "who the hell messed with my space."?? I'm back. -ish I took Ambien, cleansed my blog and then woke up and said “who the hell messed with my space.”??

I’m back.

-ish

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/06/the-great-american-smoke-out/#comment-1851 Upset Waitress Sun, 09 Mar 2008 19:54:59 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/06/the-great-american-smoke-out/#comment-1851 Jenny, I see you are spit shining your blog =) Jenny, I see you are spit shining your blog =)

]]> By: Jenny http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/06/the-great-american-smoke-out/#comment-1850 Jenny Sun, 09 Mar 2008 01:35:32 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/06/the-great-american-smoke-out/#comment-1850 First, CONGRATS!!!! Second, "But it was nothing like Ambien, which makes you drive to work, complete all of your assignments, then go workout for a couple of hours, hit the bar and pick up a lover, drive them home, commit a crime or two, and make it back to your bed just in time to wake up refreshed for another hard days work." Is fucking hysterical. And so true. First, CONGRATS!!!!

Second,

“But it was nothing like Ambien, which makes you drive to work, complete all of your assignments, then go workout for a couple of hours, hit the bar and pick up a lover, drive them home, commit a crime or two, and make it back to your bed just in time to wake up refreshed for another hard days work.”

Is fucking hysterical. And so true.

]]> By: upset waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/06/the-great-american-smoke-out/#comment-1849 upset waitress Sun, 09 Mar 2008 00:01:05 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/06/the-great-american-smoke-out/#comment-1849 Daisy, If that is so I feel sorry for everyone around me. Woeful, I don't need Viagra. I can have an erect penis any time I want. Buffalo, You quit quitting? That makes you a professional quitter. Quit that. Gorilla, Yes but it saves time in the morning. Nursemyra, Your local drug dealer, I mean doctor can give it to you. Gypsy, I think I'm going to start writing an Exlax cook book. Blonde, They just changed the warning label, adding new side effects. As if the ones they already had weren't bad enough. Kyknoord, Only if you'll come over here and shit for me. Moi, Clearly I have a long road ahead. Clumsy, I never considered eating my cigarettes. Vanessa, I even have a few they don't know about. Becky, That would be nice, but totally out of character for me. Mark, Not as funny as I should be. Catscatch, I suppose you work in a chemical factory as an acid rain taste tester. Azahar, That's because no one wants to remember Sally Struthers. Savannah, Thanks, a city in Georgia. Daisy, If that is so I feel sorry for everyone around me.

Woeful, I don’t need Viagra. I can have an erect penis any time I want.

Buffalo, You quit quitting? That makes you a professional quitter. Quit that.

Gorilla, Yes but it saves time in the morning.

Nursemyra, Your local drug dealer, I mean doctor can give it to you.

Gypsy, I think I’m going to start writing an Exlax cook book.

Blonde, They just changed the warning label, adding new side effects. As if the ones they already had weren’t bad enough.

Kyknoord, Only if you’ll come over here and shit for me.

Moi, Clearly I have a long road ahead.

Clumsy, I never considered eating my cigarettes.

Vanessa, I even have a few they don’t know about.

Becky, That would be nice, but totally out of character for me.

Mark, Not as funny as I should be.

Catscatch, I suppose you work in a chemical factory as an acid rain taste tester.

Azahar, That’s because no one wants to remember Sally Struthers.

Savannah, Thanks, a city in Georgia.

]]> By: savannah http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/06/the-great-american-smoke-out/#comment-1847 savannah Sat, 08 Mar 2008 16:56:19 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/06/the-great-american-smoke-out/#comment-1847 congratulations, sugar! congratulations, sugar!

]]> By: azahar http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/06/the-great-american-smoke-out/#comment-1846 azahar Sat, 08 Mar 2008 14:01:58 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/06/the-great-american-smoke-out/#comment-1846 Gosh, you almost never hear the words Sally Struthers anymore. Impressive. Both your memory and giving up the cigs. Gosh, you almost never hear the words Sally Struthers anymore. Impressive. Both your memory and giving up the cigs.

]]> By: Catscratch Diva http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/06/the-great-american-smoke-out/#comment-1845 Catscratch Diva Sat, 08 Mar 2008 12:09:35 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/06/the-great-american-smoke-out/#comment-1845 I will die a happy bitch. I drink more wine than an individual should ever consume, that and beer. I smoke like a freight train. I tan often. I inhale the noxious dust from the drilling of my perfectly perfect nails at the nail salon (that shit must be deadly, the little korean dude that does my nails is hiding in that mask). Lesson. Life's short, do what ya gotta do to make it a helluva ride, babygirl! I will die a happy bitch. I drink more wine than an individual should ever consume, that and beer. I smoke like a freight train. I tan often. I inhale the noxious dust from the drilling of my perfectly perfect nails at the nail salon (that shit must be deadly, the little korean dude that does my nails is hiding in that mask).

Lesson. Life’s short, do what ya gotta do to make it a helluva ride, babygirl!

]]> By: Mark http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/06/the-great-american-smoke-out/#comment-1844 Mark Sat, 08 Mar 2008 03:20:05 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/06/the-great-american-smoke-out/#comment-1844 <i>I smacked my boss four times while I was talking with my hands, and twice more just for fun. He couldn’t tell the difference.</i> Fucking hell you're funny! I smacked my boss four times while I was talking with my hands, and twice more just for fun. He couldn’t tell the difference.

Fucking hell you’re funny!

]]> By: becky http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/06/the-great-american-smoke-out/#comment-1843 becky Fri, 07 Mar 2008 23:39:40 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/06/the-great-american-smoke-out/#comment-1843 I hope it goes well for you! I hope it goes well for you!

]]> By: Vanessa http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/06/the-great-american-smoke-out/#comment-1842 Vanessa Fri, 07 Mar 2008 20:31:23 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/06/the-great-american-smoke-out/#comment-1842 Sounds like you got every side effect listed on the box! Sounds like you got every side effect listed on the box!

]]> By: Clumsy Troll http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/06/the-great-american-smoke-out/#comment-1841 Clumsy Troll Fri, 07 Mar 2008 16:25:49 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/06/the-great-american-smoke-out/#comment-1841 I smoked soley so I could "accidently" burn people with the lit end. Now I chew tobacco. Hockkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk....ooops! I smoked soley so I could “accidently” burn people with the lit end. Now I chew tobacco. Hockkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk….ooops!

]]> By: moi http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/06/the-great-american-smoke-out/#comment-1840 moi Fri, 07 Mar 2008 14:34:00 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/06/the-great-american-smoke-out/#comment-1840 Congrats on quitting smoking. Seven plus years myself. All I can say is I freakin' HATE being smoke free, but I guess it's all been wooooorrrrthhhh it. But, hey, I think I'll go try some a that Ambien! Congrats on quitting smoking. Seven plus years myself. All I can say is I freakin’ HATE being smoke free, but I guess it’s all been wooooorrrrthhhh it.

But, hey, I think I’ll go try some a that Ambien!

]]> By: kyknoord http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/06/the-great-american-smoke-out/#comment-1838 kyknoord Fri, 07 Mar 2008 12:46:08 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/06/the-great-american-smoke-out/#comment-1838 That's excellent news! Would you be able to come over here and smack <em>my</em> boss a couple of times? That’s excellent news! Would you be able to come over here and smack my boss a couple of times?

]]> By: Blondefabulous http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/06/the-great-american-smoke-out/#comment-1837 Blondefabulous Fri, 07 Mar 2008 11:27:47 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/06/the-great-american-smoke-out/#comment-1837 Nobody likes a quitter, but smoking is one of the exceptions! We have lawywers trolling for clients with commercials advertising Chantix as bad, so if something evil does happen maybe you can make some quick cash off of it and retire! Nobody likes a quitter, but smoking is one of the exceptions! We have lawywers trolling for clients with commercials advertising Chantix as bad, so if something evil does happen maybe you can make some quick cash off of it and retire!

]]> By: Gypsy http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/06/the-great-american-smoke-out/#comment-1836 Gypsy Fri, 07 Mar 2008 10:23:44 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/06/the-great-american-smoke-out/#comment-1836 I was so busy thinking about bowel movements I forgot to say CONGRATULATIONS!!! I'm very proud of you Sammi. I was so busy thinking about bowel movements I forgot to say CONGRATULATIONS!!! I’m very proud of you Sammi.

]]> By: Gypsy http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/06/the-great-american-smoke-out/#comment-1835 Gypsy Fri, 07 Mar 2008 10:22:05 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/06/the-great-american-smoke-out/#comment-1835 Laughing at Gorilla...yep that sucks to have one of life's great pleasures taken away from you while trying to quit another. When the gates finally open you better organise a mass evacuation because that baby is gonna smell BAD! Laughing at Gorilla…yep that sucks to have one of life’s great pleasures taken away from you while trying to quit another. When the gates finally open you better organise a mass evacuation because that baby is gonna smell BAD!

]]> By: nursemyra http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/06/the-great-american-smoke-out/#comment-1834 nursemyra Fri, 07 Mar 2008 09:33:12 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/06/the-great-american-smoke-out/#comment-1834 wow where can I get me some of that Ambien? wow where can I get me some of that Ambien?

]]> By: Gorilla Bananas http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/06/the-great-american-smoke-out/#comment-1833 Gorilla Bananas Fri, 07 Mar 2008 07:13:36 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/06/the-great-american-smoke-out/#comment-1833 The not shitting would annoy me. It's like you've given up two pleasures rather than one. The not shitting would annoy me. It’s like you’ve given up two pleasures rather than one.

]]> By: Buffalo http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/06/the-great-american-smoke-out/#comment-1832 Buffalo Fri, 07 Mar 2008 05:24:19 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/06/the-great-american-smoke-out/#comment-1832 I quit quitting. Decided to see how long I could go between smokes. Made it just over 7 years. Lost the habit, but never lost the taste. I quit quitting. Decided to see how long I could go between smokes. Made it just over 7 years. Lost the habit, but never lost the taste.

]]> By: Woeful http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/06/the-great-american-smoke-out/#comment-1831 Woeful Fri, 07 Mar 2008 04:06:52 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/06/the-great-american-smoke-out/#comment-1831 When I read magic blue pill, I thought you were going to write, "Viagra." When I read magic blue pill, I thought you were going to write, “Viagra.”

]]> By: daisyfae http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/06/the-great-american-smoke-out/#comment-1830 daisyfae Fri, 07 Mar 2008 03:48:17 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/06/the-great-american-smoke-out/#comment-1830 congrats on quitting smoking. the 3rd year is the toughest... congrats on quitting smoking. the 3rd year is the toughest…

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