Comments on: May You Choke On The Luck Of The Irish. http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/ Just slinging eggs Sat, 22 Nov 2008 21:51:44 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: Heff http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/#comment-1912 Heff Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:38:20 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/#comment-1912 I agree with a few other commenters. Another excuse to drink is "Aight" with me. I agree with a few other commenters. Another excuse to drink is “Aight” with me.

]]> By: Axe http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/#comment-1911 Axe Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:12:46 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/#comment-1911 What kinds money from the ads. Should we all start doing it or what? I put ad's on my site but felt I was becoming a sell out so I took them off. Now I am poor but I maintain high standards of poverty. What kinds money from the ads. Should we all start doing it or what? I put ad’s on my site but felt I was becoming a sell out so I took them off. Now I am poor but I maintain high standards of poverty.

]]> By: Jenny http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/#comment-1910 Jenny Wed, 12 Mar 2008 20:20:30 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/#comment-1910 I thought I made money when I clicked on your ads. Damn. I thought I made money when I clicked on your ads. Damn.

]]> By: upset waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/#comment-1908 upset waitress Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:04:46 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/#comment-1908 Jahooni, You are clearly an amateur if you need a reason to drink. She, I,m in the sport fishing capitol, the tourists and carpet baggers have managed to trash it almost completely. Yes. I do make money for the ads other wise I wouldn't waste the space. Jenny, He felt lucky because the police were not there to catch him. Either that or because he managed to drop trow just in time. Walker, Green beer just isn't natural. Minnow, If you enjoy being bumped into by a crowd of sweaty vomit covered people it should be a wondrous experience. Gorilla, Then what will a the kids with their waistband around their crotch have to do on that day? Go to the library and learn something? Manuel, So, Belfast is full of cry babies? Robert B., It's O.K. if it's green as long as it's not fuzzy. Moi, Kissing strangers will get you things only a doctor may or may not be able to help you fix. As far as being married for that long, remember eventually Mosses decided it was better to roam the desert with a bunch of barefoot Jews rather than stay at home with his old lady. Blonde, I would but all that gleaming red back hair gives me the willies. Pajama, Right they have all the major food groups. They have green, blue, yellow, red, and the ever important purple, as well as the lightly frosted fiber. Woeful, That is all it means to me. Daisy, You can bet he was parked in the green section, because he thought it was cute. Azahar, Now I'm confused. Kyknoord, You should never let your snake drive. It will get you in trouble. Bds, It will turn any ordinary drinker into the abominable beer man. Restaurant gal, How long did it take before they hurled? Moooooog, The only time you should consume those things together is when you know you are going to be trapped in an elevator with someone you hate. It is important to remember to bring a gas mask or your screwed. Not in that fun spanky way either. Jahooni, You are clearly an amateur if you need a reason to drink.

She, I,m in the sport fishing capitol, the tourists and carpet baggers have managed to trash it almost completely. Yes. I do make money for the ads other wise I wouldn’t waste the space.

Jenny, He felt lucky because the police were not there to catch him. Either that or because he managed to drop trow just in time.

Walker, Green beer just isn’t natural.

Minnow, If you enjoy being bumped into by a crowd of sweaty vomit covered people it should be a wondrous experience.

Gorilla, Then what will a the kids with their waistband around their crotch have to do on that day? Go to the library and learn something?

Manuel, So, Belfast is full of cry babies?

Robert B., It’s O.K. if it’s green as long as it’s not fuzzy.

Moi, Kissing strangers will get you things only a doctor may or may not be able to help you fix. As far as being married for that long, remember eventually Mosses decided it was better to roam the desert with a bunch of barefoot Jews rather than stay at home with his old lady.

Blonde, I would but all that gleaming red back hair gives me the willies.

Pajama, Right they have all the major food groups. They have green, blue, yellow, red, and the ever important purple, as well as the lightly frosted fiber.

Woeful, That is all it means to me.

Daisy, You can bet he was parked in the green section, because he thought it was cute.

Azahar, Now I’m confused.

Kyknoord, You should never let your snake drive. It will get you in trouble.

Bds, It will turn any ordinary drinker into the abominable beer man.

Restaurant gal, How long did it take before they hurled?

Moooooog, The only time you should consume those things together is when you know you are going to be trapped in an elevator with someone you hate. It is important to remember to bring a gas mask or your screwed. Not in that fun spanky way either.

]]> By: moooooog35 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/#comment-1907 moooooog35 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 13:54:44 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/#comment-1907 You're missing the point. Now, not being Irish OR Red-headed (thank CHRIST on both things), I can tell you that cabbage + beer = farts from Hell. This is awesome if you're a guy, or bull-dyke lesbian, or just some cool chick who likes farting and clearing rooms. Otherwise, you're right...St. Pat's day kind of sucks. You’re missing the point.

Now, not being Irish OR Red-headed (thank CHRIST on both things), I can tell you that cabbage + beer = farts from Hell.

This is awesome if you’re a guy, or bull-dyke lesbian, or just some cool chick who likes farting and clearing rooms.

Otherwise, you’re right…St. Pat’s day kind of sucks.

]]> By: Restaurant Gal http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/#comment-1906 Restaurant Gal Wed, 12 Mar 2008 13:54:28 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/#comment-1906 Oh, ugh. I despise this day. One year I had to wake up a couple passed out in a booth--at 11:30 a.m. I just waved a plate of cabbage under their noses and they awakened pretty quick. Oh, ugh. I despise this day. One year I had to wake up a couple passed out in a booth–at 11:30 a.m. I just waved a plate of cabbage under their noses and they awakened pretty quick.

]]> By: BDS http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/#comment-1905 BDS Wed, 12 Mar 2008 13:48:13 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/#comment-1905 Cabbage smells awful going into your system and even worse on the other end. Ugly. And the worst part of St. Patty's Day is green beer, which is an abomination (sp?). Cabbage smells awful going into your system and even worse on the other end. Ugly. And the worst part of St. Patty’s Day is green beer, which is an abomination (sp?).

]]> By: she http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/#comment-1904 she Wed, 12 Mar 2008 12:49:54 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/#comment-1904 ive been clicking on the ads on your pages. do you make money when i do that? ive been clicking on the ads on your pages. do you make money when i do that?

]]> By: kyknoord http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/#comment-1903 kyknoord Wed, 12 Mar 2008 09:04:00 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/#comment-1903 A "snake drive" - what a brilliant idea! Certainly a lot more fun than a fund-raising drive. A “snake drive” - what a brilliant idea! Certainly a lot more fun than a fund-raising drive.

]]> By: azahar http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/#comment-1902 azahar Wed, 12 Mar 2008 06:10:23 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/#comment-1902 Mmmmm . . . Gabriel Byrne. Mmmmm . . . Gabriel Byrne.

]]> By: daisyfae http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/#comment-1901 daisyfae Wed, 12 Mar 2008 03:19:41 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/#comment-1901 My last attempt at a St. Patrick's day drunk-fest ended badly... a drunken green WASP'tard sidled up to me, and offered to pinch me, saying "blarrrrrrgh... ya ain't wearing green!" i replied "i'm not irish" he said "everybody's irish on st. patty's day..." i said "not me. i'm sicilian. where are you parked?" My last attempt at a St. Patrick’s day drunk-fest ended badly… a drunken green WASP’tard sidled up to me, and offered to pinch me, saying “blarrrrrrgh… ya ain’t wearing green!”

i replied “i’m not irish”

he said “everybody’s irish on st. patty’s day…”

i said “not me. i’m sicilian. where are you parked?”

]]> By: Jenny http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/#comment-1900 Jenny Wed, 12 Mar 2008 02:52:15 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/#comment-1900 Les Moi makes a good point about the kissing of strangers....... Les Moi makes a good point about the kissing of strangers…….

]]> By: Woeful http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/#comment-1899 Woeful Wed, 12 Mar 2008 02:40:01 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/#comment-1899 St. Patrick's Day means a lot of green vomit. St. Patrick’s Day means a lot of green vomit.

]]> By: pajama momma http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/#comment-1898 pajama momma Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:25:26 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/#comment-1898 I think it's important to find clover you <i>can</i> smoke because you'll really develop an appetite for Lucky Charms and I think that's healthy. They say to have a variety of colors at every meal and Lucky Charms satisfies that requirement and then some. I think it’s important to find clover you can smoke because you’ll really develop an appetite for Lucky Charms and I think that’s healthy.

They say to have a variety of colors at every meal and Lucky Charms satisfies that requirement and then some.

]]> By: Blondefabulous http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/#comment-1897 Blondefabulous Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:21:26 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/#comment-1897 Faith and begorah! What do you mean you don;t celebrate the green drinky day? I be plottin' a ways to go up to the Paddy O'Brians and havein' a Fuzzy Leprechan! Faith and begorah! What do you mean you don;t celebrate the green drinky day? I be plottin’ a ways to go up to the Paddy O’Brians and havein’ a Fuzzy Leprechan!

]]> By: moi http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/#comment-1895 moi Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:09:10 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/#comment-1895 I refuse to participate as well. However, I suppose it must be said that for those of us who have been married fifty gazillion years, there is something semi-compelling about a holiday that allows one to kiss total strangers with impunity. I refuse to participate as well. However, I suppose it must be said that for those of us who have been married fifty gazillion years, there is something semi-compelling about a holiday that allows one to kiss total strangers with impunity.

]]> By: robert bourne http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/#comment-1893 robert bourne Tue, 11 Mar 2008 23:50:48 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/#comment-1893 and green beer just doesn't look right.. and green beer just doesn’t look right..

]]> By: Manuel http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/#comment-1892 Manuel Tue, 11 Mar 2008 23:50:47 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/#comment-1892 Listen you should try belfast for St Patrick's day. We ain't allowed to enjoy it. Some get upset and some start fighting and some get very drunk and start some more fighting and it all ends in tears..... Listen you should try belfast for St Patrick’s day. We ain’t allowed to enjoy it. Some get upset and some start fighting and some get very drunk and start some more fighting and it all ends in tears…..

]]> By: Gorilla Bananas http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/#comment-1891 Gorilla Bananas Tue, 11 Mar 2008 23:29:30 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/#comment-1891 Maybe St Patty's day should be for remembering Patty Hearst. Put on a beret, get an assault rifle and rob a bank. Maybe St Patty’s day should be for remembering Patty Hearst. Put on a beret, get an assault rifle and rob a bank.

]]> By: Native Minnow http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/#comment-1890 Native Minnow Tue, 11 Mar 2008 23:24:14 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/#comment-1890 Not being a drinker, I have little to get excited about around St. Patrick's Day. Not this year though. This year I'm going to see the Young Dubliners play at the Hard Rock. It should be fun. Not being a drinker, I have little to get excited about around St. Patrick’s Day. Not this year though. This year I’m going to see the Young Dubliners play at the Hard Rock. It should be fun.

]]> By: walker http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/#comment-1888 walker Tue, 11 Mar 2008 22:26:38 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/#comment-1888 I beg to differ, at the end of the rainbow from where I stand there is a pot of gold, Acapulco Gold and you’ll see enough leprechauns after a few of those doobbies. In my previous life as a bouncer/doorman it was always a pleasure popping the Italian, French, Indian and every other drunk imitation Irishman out of the pub after last call and before they start turning green from the massive amounts of colored beer then spewing it all over the place. I beg to differ, at the end of the rainbow from where I stand there is a pot of gold, Acapulco Gold and you’ll see enough leprechauns after a few of those doobbies.
In my previous life as a bouncer/doorman it was always a pleasure popping the Italian, French, Indian and every other drunk imitation Irishman out of the pub after last call and before they start turning green from the massive amounts of colored beer then spewing it all over the place.

]]> By: Jenny http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/#comment-1887 Jenny Tue, 11 Mar 2008 21:45:01 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/#comment-1887 The only time I've seen a man urinate in broad daylight was in Philadelphia on St.Patrick's Day -He stopped in the crosswalk in front of my car and decided THIS was the time and place. Oh surprise! He was major drunkee. The whole time he was peeing he was yelling "I feel lucky". I have no idea why. I refuse to wear green, drink green or talk to green on that day. The only time I’ve seen a man urinate in broad daylight was in Philadelphia on St.Patrick’s Day -He stopped in the crosswalk in front of my car and decided THIS was the time and place. Oh surprise! He was major drunkee. The whole time he was peeing he was yelling “I feel lucky”. I have no idea why.

I refuse to wear green, drink green or talk to green on that day.

]]> By: she http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/#comment-1886 she Tue, 11 Mar 2008 21:33:11 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/#comment-1886 ps. yeah. what she said. come back st patrick and drive out the snakes ps. yeah. what she said. come back st patrick and drive out the snakes

]]> By: she http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/#comment-1885 she Tue, 11 Mar 2008 21:31:41 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/#comment-1885 grrrherhahahaha! youre hilarious. and right on. i thought you might like a holiday that celebrated drunkenness. or maybe you dont like amateur days. yes that was a grouper!!a black grouper. i was holed up in that over landscaped eurohaven known as naples. i went down to the everglades to restore my spirit and cleanse my soul in real florida. where you? hollywood? homestead? ive been to the keys. cant afford to stay long. fished islamorada a few years back. i was born in the sunny state but i barely recognize it now. cause all those jokers that come to your tomaine palace. grrherhaha jus kiddin. good to see ya UW! grrrherhahahaha! youre hilarious. and right on. i thought you might like a holiday that celebrated drunkenness. or maybe you dont like amateur days. yes that was a grouper!!a black grouper. i was holed up in that over landscaped eurohaven known as naples. i went down to the everglades to restore my spirit and cleanse my soul in real florida. where you? hollywood? homestead? ive been to the keys. cant afford to stay long. fished islamorada a few years back. i was born in the sunny state but i barely recognize it now. cause all those jokers that come to your tomaine palace. grrherhaha jus kiddin.

good to see ya UW!

]]> By: jahooni http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/#comment-1884 jahooni Tue, 11 Mar 2008 21:16:24 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/11/may-you-choke-on-the-luck-of-the-irish/#comment-1884 you are funny. i agree with you on this one for SURE! well, one good thing is we have an "excuse" to drink heavily. you are funny. i agree with you on this one for SURE! well, one good thing is we have an “excuse” to drink heavily.

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