Comments on: The Truth About Pilates. http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/ Just slinging eggs Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:33:49 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: Folly http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1994 Folly Tue, 18 Mar 2008 23:03:25 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1994 I'm allergic to all forms of exercise. I’m allergic to all forms of exercise.

]]> By: Sarah http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1962 Sarah Mon, 17 Mar 2008 03:57:29 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1962 The most ass-kicking pilates class I've ever taken, which ended in me crawling out the room like a dying cat, was particuarly harsh because the istructor was 8 1/2 months pregnant. And she did everything right along with us. They're a different breed, I tell ya. The most ass-kicking pilates class I’ve ever taken, which ended in me crawling out the room like a dying cat, was particuarly harsh because the istructor was 8 1/2 months pregnant. And she did everything right along with us.

They’re a different breed, I tell ya.

]]> By: The Snarkiest http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1957 The Snarkiest Sun, 16 Mar 2008 18:58:06 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1957 Thanks for your two boobs worth on Pilates. My two balls worth is that yours was the Snarkiest Post of the Day in the best sense of that word. If you want to display it, your award is at http://bp3.blogger.com/_T_92poZHMOY/R9wC5tRPTfI/AAAAAAAAABA/Go2liyz6lbU/S1600-R/snarkiestPOTD.jpg It's probably wasn't worth the hard floor and the burning stomach to win, but watcha gonna do? Thanks for your two boobs worth on Pilates. My two balls worth is that yours was the Snarkiest Post of the Day in the best sense of that word. If you want to display it, your award is at http://bp3.blogger.com/_T_92poZHMOY/R9wC5tRPTfI/AAAAAAAAABA/Go2liyz6lbU/S1600-R/snarkiestPOTD.jpg

It’s probably wasn’t worth the hard floor and the burning stomach to win, but watcha gonna do?

]]> By: walker http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1939 walker Fri, 14 Mar 2008 23:35:39 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1939 Sounds like you are being trained for Iraq, you better watch it or you might find yourself working undercover wrapped up in a sheet makeing funny loud soumds with your tongue and I don;t mean the sounds of your tongue getting unstuck from the roof of your mouth because of peanut butter. Sounds like you are being trained for Iraq, you better watch it or you might find yourself working undercover wrapped up in a sheet makeing funny loud soumds with your tongue and I don;t mean the sounds of your tongue getting unstuck from the roof of your mouth because of peanut butter.

]]> By: Mr. DNA http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1938 Mr. DNA Fri, 14 Mar 2008 23:14:50 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1938 Screw pilates. I just started doing the next big thing in fitness. It's called "ditch digging". Excellent cardio, strength training and you get a tan too! awesome Screw pilates.

I just started doing the next big thing in fitness.
It’s called “ditch digging”. Excellent cardio, strength training and you get a tan too!

awesome

]]> By: havingmycake http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1937 havingmycake Fri, 14 Mar 2008 21:48:27 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1937 I did one Pilates class. It was very hard and very dull. Id far rather hit things :) I did one Pilates class. It was very hard and very dull. Id far rather hit things :)

]]> By: upsetwaitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1936 upsetwaitress Fri, 14 Mar 2008 21:31:58 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1936 Mark, Horning in on your gig? are you gigging frogs? Doctor, The English language is so boring. Daisy, Humor has little place in most torture chambers. Pajama, I am going to be in shape just in time for my funeral at the rate I'm going. Moi, What? You don't believe in the words of L. Ron Hubbard? If it's good enough for Tom Cruise it's good enough for me. Woeful, I never considered that I could simply laugh to slim out my ass. Blackiswhite, So you like to exercise two-thousand leagues under the sea? Jenny, If you take my ear valium, take care not to overdose. Kyknoord, Perhaps you should have just gone to McDonalds instead. It is cheaper and they won't kick you out. Azahar, No thanks, one instructor from hell is plenty. Nursemyra, There is only one exercise I like to do while laying down. Admiral, Unfortunately My diet no longer includes food with flavor. Gorilla, It may have been Pilates who judged Jesus in the past. Now that honor falls on the I.N.S.. Blonde, I like to break wind when I am next to the skinny little bitches that are just there because they are bored. Axe, I can still put an ad in if it would please you. Anything for you. Moooooog, Let me know when you can shit on the floor without missing the toilet. I would like learn how. She, If I had a little brick I would beat the shit out of that sadistic bitch that keeps playing that music. What is wrong with Ozzy? BDS, You are cruel sending people to that class. Minnow, MMMMMM, cheesecake. Beaverboosh, If I have sucked my belly button though my asshole, haven't I just gone? Mark, Horning in on your gig? are you gigging frogs?

Doctor, The English language is so boring.

Daisy, Humor has little place in most torture chambers.

Pajama, I am going to be in shape just in time for my funeral at the rate I’m going.

Moi, What? You don’t believe in the words of L. Ron Hubbard? If it’s good enough for Tom Cruise it’s good enough for me.

Woeful, I never considered that I could simply laugh to slim out my ass.

Blackiswhite, So you like to exercise two-thousand leagues under the sea?

Jenny, If you take my ear valium, take care not to overdose.

Kyknoord, Perhaps you should have just gone to McDonalds instead. It is cheaper and they won’t kick you out.

Azahar, No thanks, one instructor from hell is plenty.

Nursemyra, There is only one exercise I like to do while laying down.

Admiral, Unfortunately My diet no longer includes food with flavor.

Gorilla, It may have been Pilates who judged Jesus in the past. Now that honor falls on the I.N.S..

Blonde, I like to break wind when I am next to the skinny little bitches that are just there because they are bored.

Axe, I can still put an ad in if it would please you. Anything for you.

Moooooog, Let me know when you can shit on the floor without missing the toilet. I would like learn how.

She, If I had a little brick I would beat the shit out of that sadistic bitch that keeps playing that music. What is wrong with Ozzy?

BDS, You are cruel sending people to that class.

Minnow, MMMMMM, cheesecake.

Beaverboosh, If I have sucked my belly button though my asshole, haven’t I just gone?

]]> By: Beaverboosh http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1935 Beaverboosh Fri, 14 Mar 2008 19:58:40 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1935 Grasshopper, once you have sucked your navel through your asshole, you are free to go. Grasshopper, once you have sucked your navel through your asshole, you are free to go.

]]> By: Native Minnow http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1933 Native Minnow Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:35:24 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1933 I'll just pass on pilates and continue to gain weight. Pass the cheesecake, please. I’ll just pass on pilates and continue to gain weight. Pass the cheesecake, please.

]]> By: BDS http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1932 BDS Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:37:28 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1932 Sounds about right for Pilates. I've sent people to those classes, but never gone myself. I can't say you've convinced me to alter my stance. Sounds about right for Pilates. I’ve sent people to those classes, but never gone myself. I can’t say you’ve convinced me to alter my stance.

]]> By: she http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1931 she Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:25:41 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1931 i was in a 6 week pilates bootcamp. in week five i blew out my C-7 vertebrae and now i have my second bride o frankenstein neck gash. i loved the class though. and my waist looked very nice. there was a yoga component to the class as well. anyway, the part where you curl your neck up and hold chin in while you suck in and lift? please be aware of strain in your neck and get one of those little bricks if you have to support it. you'l still get the core action. i wish i had done that. youre a lot younger so i shouldnt worry....im just sayin. i was in a 6 week pilates bootcamp. in week five i blew out my C-7 vertebrae and now i have my second bride o frankenstein neck gash. i loved the class though. and my waist looked very nice. there was a yoga component to the class as well. anyway, the part where you curl your neck up and hold chin in while you suck in and lift? please be aware of strain in your neck and get one of those little bricks if you have to support it. you’l still get the core action. i wish i had done that. youre a lot younger so i shouldnt worry….im just sayin.

]]> By: moooooog35 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1930 moooooog35 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:51:57 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1930 I had NO IDEA I was so good at Pilates. Because you just described what I do to take a sh*t. ..except the laying on the floor part...that would be a total mess. I had NO IDEA I was so good at Pilates.

Because you just described what I do to take a sh*t.

..except the laying on the floor part…that would be a total mess.

]]> By: Axe http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1929 Axe Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:37:24 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1929 Good post. And not an ad in sight! Shame on you!!! Good post. And not an ad in sight! Shame on you!!!

]]> By: Blondefabulous http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1928 Blondefabulous Fri, 14 Mar 2008 10:53:55 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1928 Coulda been worse.... I was taking a pilates class when I lived up in Memphis and the class had all types in it. In particular, the octogenarian lady who got the farts every frickin' time she was in formation behind me! I had to quit after 2 weeks. Having tha pointed at me every other day was just torture. "Now lift your leg, ladies." "pbbbbbbbbbbttttttttt!" Coulda been worse…. I was taking a pilates class when I lived up in Memphis and the class had all types in it. In particular, the octogenarian lady who got the farts every frickin’ time she was in formation behind me! I had to quit after 2 weeks. Having tha pointed at me every other day was just torture.

“Now lift your leg, ladies.”

“pbbbbbbbbbbttttttttt!”

]]> By: Gorilla Bananas http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1927 Gorilla Bananas Fri, 14 Mar 2008 10:42:38 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1927 I thought Pilates was the guy who judged Jesus, so I've learned something new. Hotness in the tummy has got to be good for you. Keep at it and sob a lot. I thought Pilates was the guy who judged Jesus, so I’ve learned something new. Hotness in the tummy has got to be good for you. Keep at it and sob a lot.

]]> By: USA_Admiral http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1926 USA_Admiral Fri, 14 Mar 2008 10:07:51 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1926 So; What was is it like to be back from hell? I am thinking Cheeseburger, hot wings and fries. So; What was is it like to be back from hell?

I am thinking Cheeseburger, hot wings and fries.

]]> By: nursemyra http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1925 nursemyra Fri, 14 Mar 2008 09:48:43 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1925 I loathe all forms of exercise except pilates. how can you not like exercise that you do lying down? I loathe all forms of exercise except pilates. how can you not like exercise that you do lying down?

]]> By: azahar http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1923 azahar Fri, 14 Mar 2008 06:36:17 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1923 Strange, there should have been a link in my comment. Oh well. So in order for that sentence to make sense it should read... I was once subjected to the pilates instructor from hell but the guy we have now is great. If you want to read the post you can search 'pilates instructor from hell' over at my place. Strange, there should have been a link in my comment. Oh well. So in order for that sentence to make sense it should read…

I was once subjected to the pilates instructor from hell but the guy we have now is great.

If you want to read the post you can search ‘pilates instructor from hell’ over at my place.

]]> By: azahar http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1922 azahar Fri, 14 Mar 2008 06:30:31 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1922 Yeah, isn't pilates great! (I can tell you like it really). A good instructor makes all the difference. I was once subjected to <a href="the pilates instructor from hell" rel="nofollow"></a> but the guy we have now is great. No mats? Weird. Yeah, isn’t pilates great! (I can tell you like it really). A good instructor makes all the difference. I was once subjected to but the guy we have now is great.

No mats? Weird.

]]> By: kyknoord http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1921 kyknoord Fri, 14 Mar 2008 06:23:58 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1921 I also got kicked out of my first pilates class because I insisted on speaking to Pontius. I also got kicked out of my first pilates class because I insisted on speaking to Pontius.

]]> By: Jenny http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1920 Jenny Fri, 14 Mar 2008 04:32:47 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1920 I paid for 10 sessions once, got through 1 and never went back. It just wasn't me. Plus, I don't think it's something you do to get in shape, I think people who are in shape do it just to show how fabulous they are. And... "Ear valium" - I'm totally stealing that from you. I paid for 10 sessions once, got through 1 and never went back. It just wasn’t me. Plus, I don’t think it’s something you do to get in shape, I think people who are in shape do it just to show how fabulous they are.

And… “Ear valium” - I’m totally stealing that from you.

]]> By: Blackiswhite, Imperial AgentProvocateur http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1919 Blackiswhite, Imperial AgentProvocateur Fri, 14 Mar 2008 04:14:42 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1919 Gee, you make it sound like so much fun. I'll stick to the cardio and nautilus, thanks. Gee, you make it sound like so much fun. I’ll stick to the cardio and nautilus, thanks.

]]> By: Woeful http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1918 Woeful Fri, 14 Mar 2008 03:07:37 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1918 "Bitches could’ve told me to bring a mat or something" -- LMAO!! “Bitches could’ve told me to bring a mat or something” — LMAO!!

]]> By: moi http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1917 moi Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:41:24 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1917 Pilates is the Scientology of the exercise world, sa'll I'm saying. Pilates is the Scientology of the exercise world, sa’ll I’m saying.

]]> By: pajama momma http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1916 pajama momma Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:39:05 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1916 I will tell those limber, lithe little bitches where they can stick their cores as soon as I'm in shape enough to catch them. I will tell those limber, lithe little bitches where they can stick their cores as soon as I’m in shape enough to catch them.

]]> By: daisyfae http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1915 daisyfae Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:38:15 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1915 Pilates instructors have no sense of humor. I got kicked out of my first class for calling it "pi-layts" class. I didn't even get a chance to start making all kinds of pirate jokes (pronouncing it "pi-RAH-tays"). Pilates instructors have no sense of humor. I got kicked out of my first class for calling it “pi-layts” class.

I didn’t even get a chance to start making all kinds of pirate jokes (pronouncing it “pi-RAH-tays”).

]]> By: Doctor Trollstein http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1914 Doctor Trollstein Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:32:31 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1914 That would have been easier to follow if you typed in something resembling the English Language. That would have been easier to follow if you typed in something resembling the English Language.

]]> By: Mark http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1913 Mark Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:27:41 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/13/the-truth-about-pilates/#comment-1913 <i>Now when the evil instructor told me to slowly lift my leg, that’s when I discovered the pit of hell. I’m talking hell like in the bible. You know, where the devil is shoving a pitchfork in your torso. Whilst brimstone sears your muscles. Finally I slowly got to lower my leg and lift the other one instead. This is where the burnt skin started to peel off my torso and the evil instructor threw boiling oil on me and no amount of breathing helped.</i> Someone's HORNING in on my gig... I'm first!!!!! Now when the evil instructor told me to slowly lift my leg, that’s when I discovered the pit of hell. I’m talking hell like in the bible. You know, where the devil is shoving a pitchfork in your torso. Whilst brimstone sears your muscles. Finally I slowly got to lower my leg and lift the other one instead. This is where the burnt skin started to peel off my torso and the evil instructor threw boiling oil on me and no amount of breathing helped.

Someone’s HORNING in on my gig…

I’m first!!!!!

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