Comments on: I’m Going To Travel Through Time Yesterday. http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/14/im-going-to-travel-through-time-yesterday/ Just slinging eggs Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:32:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: gullybogan http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/14/im-going-to-travel-through-time-yesterday/#comment-1970 gullybogan Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:09:58 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/14/im-going-to-travel-through-time-yesterday/#comment-1970 I once will have a time machine. I buy it so that i went back to the past and including the future tense in English. A lot of the other languages had a future tense - a PROPER future tense (none of this "will have" 'future tense' nonsense) - and English hasing this tense envy thing gone on. I will be fond of English. It was my favourite language. And it still is. And has been... (NB: You can't time travel properly in English - best to time travel in French or something) I once will have a time machine.

I buy it so that i went back to the past and including the future tense in English.

A lot of the other languages had a future tense - a PROPER future tense (none of this “will have” ‘future tense’ nonsense) - and English hasing this tense envy thing gone on.

I will be fond of English. It was my favourite language. And it still is. And has been…

(NB: You can’t time travel properly in English - best to time travel in French or something)

]]> By: kyknoord http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/14/im-going-to-travel-through-time-yesterday/#comment-1965 kyknoord Mon, 17 Mar 2008 06:54:53 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/14/im-going-to-travel-through-time-yesterday/#comment-1965 When you get the time machine, could you save me some in a bottle? When you get the time machine, could you save me some in a bottle?

]]> By: savannah http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/14/im-going-to-travel-through-time-yesterday/#comment-1960 savannah Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:57:43 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/14/im-going-to-travel-through-time-yesterday/#comment-1960 i would like to go back and erase my facebook entry i would like to go back and erase my facebook entry

]]> By: pajama momma http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/14/im-going-to-travel-through-time-yesterday/#comment-1955 pajama momma Sun, 16 Mar 2008 16:31:35 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/14/im-going-to-travel-through-time-yesterday/#comment-1955 Are you crazy? Do you not know what happened to Napoleon Dynamite and Uncle Rico when they tried to use a time machine? It wasn't pretty. Are you crazy? Do you not know what happened to Napoleon Dynamite and Uncle Rico when they tried to use a time machine? It wasn’t pretty.

]]> By: Native Minnow http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/14/im-going-to-travel-through-time-yesterday/#comment-1954 Native Minnow Sun, 16 Mar 2008 02:49:58 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/14/im-going-to-travel-through-time-yesterday/#comment-1954 How did you know it was so easy to get my attention? That said, you might not have realized how easy it is to lose it. Hey, look at that shiny object over there. How did you know it was so easy to get my attention? That said, you might not have realized how easy it is to lose it. Hey, look at that shiny object over there.

]]> By: upsetwaitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/14/im-going-to-travel-through-time-yesterday/#comment-1953 upsetwaitress Sun, 16 Mar 2008 01:23:06 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/14/im-going-to-travel-through-time-yesterday/#comment-1953 Jenny, Don't bother. I'll explain it last week. Gorilla, And that would be a bad thing HOW? Nursemyra, About to locked in it's box. Azahar, Hey! Take a rebate where you can. Manuel, Don't stress about it. Someone will be around to explain it to you when you were ten. Moi, You should also give yourself the winning lotto numbers for the remainder of your years. Blonde, Maybe I will next year. Daisy, To be fair, he cheated. After he completed it on his hundredth birthday he came back to his conception to explain it to himself as a fetus. Beaverboosh, I believe he is simply over estimating the laws of supply and demand. I demand he supply proof beyond his cocktail napkin scribbles, and will you call me three days ago about not writing this post yesterday. Mark, I knew that was coming. Woeful, Thanks to recent "advancements" in drugs, that would be the spaced age. Jenny, Don’t bother. I’ll explain it last week.

Gorilla, And that would be a bad thing HOW?

Nursemyra, About to locked in it’s box.

Azahar, Hey! Take a rebate where you can.

Manuel, Don’t stress about it. Someone will be around to explain it to you when you were ten.

Moi, You should also give yourself the winning lotto numbers for the remainder of your years.

Blonde, Maybe I will next year.

Daisy, To be fair, he cheated. After
he completed it on his hundredth birthday he came back to his conception to explain it to himself as a fetus.

Beaverboosh, I believe he is simply over estimating the laws of supply and demand. I demand he supply proof beyond his cocktail napkin scribbles, and will you call me three days ago about not writing this post yesterday.

Mark, I knew that was coming.

Woeful, Thanks to recent “advancements” in drugs, that would be the spaced age.

]]> By: Woeful http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/14/im-going-to-travel-through-time-yesterday/#comment-1951 Woeful Sat, 15 Mar 2008 20:24:52 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/14/im-going-to-travel-through-time-yesterday/#comment-1951 Time travel isn't all it's cracked up to be if our patron "Space Ace" is any indicator. Time travel isn’t all it’s cracked up to be if our patron “Space Ace” is any indicator.

]]> By: Mark http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/14/im-going-to-travel-through-time-yesterday/#comment-1950 Mark Sat, 15 Mar 2008 18:52:13 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/14/im-going-to-travel-through-time-yesterday/#comment-1950 I will gladly pay you last Tuesday for a hamburger today... I will gladly pay you last Tuesday for a hamburger today…

]]> By: Beaverboosh http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/14/im-going-to-travel-through-time-yesterday/#comment-1949 Beaverboosh Sat, 15 Mar 2008 15:03:01 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/14/im-going-to-travel-through-time-yesterday/#comment-1949 Having developed and used my own time machine to arrive here from the future I can vouch that the maths are mind boggling! It is his last statement I find curious 'Price is Set to Increase Substancually'. Substancually is not a measurement system with which I am familiar. Has he also developed some new quantum for pricing this asset? Having developed and used my own time machine to arrive here from the future I can vouch that the maths are mind boggling!

It is his last statement I find curious ‘Price is Set to Increase Substancually’. Substancually is not a measurement system with which I am familiar.

Has he also developed some new quantum for pricing this asset?

]]> By: daisyfae http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/14/im-going-to-travel-through-time-yesterday/#comment-1947 daisyfae Sat, 15 Mar 2008 14:26:33 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/14/im-going-to-travel-through-time-yesterday/#comment-1947 I'm impressed. I was skeptical, but the authors claim that he discovered this "After Ten Years of Research and Hard Work" convinced me. "Hard Work". Wow. That's more impressive than references in peer reviewed journals... and he says it's his life's work! Wow! All this from a 10 year old! But there could be something to this - he lives in Las Vegas. Unfortunately, i already KNOW how to time travel there. Every time i visit, i get shitfaced drunk, and wake up 2 days later. The down side is i can't bid. He says "NO WAR MACHINES". I’m impressed. I was skeptical, but the authors claim that he discovered this “After Ten Years of Research and Hard Work” convinced me. “Hard Work”. Wow. That’s more impressive than references in peer reviewed journals… and he says it’s his life’s work! Wow! All this from a 10 year old!

But there could be something to this - he lives in Las Vegas. Unfortunately, i already KNOW how to time travel there. Every time i visit, i get shitfaced drunk, and wake up 2 days later.

The down side is i can’t bid. He says “NO WAR MACHINES”.

]]> By: Blondefabulous http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/14/im-going-to-travel-through-time-yesterday/#comment-1946 Blondefabulous Sat, 15 Mar 2008 14:20:15 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/14/im-going-to-travel-through-time-yesterday/#comment-1946 I gots no money to donate now, but a month ago, I coulda helped ya out with a dollar or two........ come see me. I gots no money to donate now, but a month ago, I coulda helped ya out with a dollar or two…….. come see me.

]]> By: moi http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/14/im-going-to-travel-through-time-yesterday/#comment-1945 moi Sat, 15 Mar 2008 14:08:18 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/14/im-going-to-travel-through-time-yesterday/#comment-1945 Well, if you get your mitts on it, I'd like to be the first to purchase a ride. I need to go back in time and prevent my high school self from buying that particular prom dress. Well, if you get your mitts on it, I’d like to be the first to purchase a ride. I need to go back in time and prevent my high school self from buying that particular prom dress.

]]> By: Manuel http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/14/im-going-to-travel-through-time-yesterday/#comment-1944 Manuel Sat, 15 Mar 2008 11:44:50 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/14/im-going-to-travel-through-time-yesterday/#comment-1944 what? eh? um? what? eh? um?

]]> By: azahar http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/14/im-going-to-travel-through-time-yesterday/#comment-1943 azahar Sat, 15 Mar 2008 09:51:03 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/14/im-going-to-travel-through-time-yesterday/#comment-1943 This is my favourite bit from the ad... Price: US $10,000,000.00 Up to $25 back with eBay MasterCard This is my favourite bit from the ad…

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]]> By: nursemyra http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/14/im-going-to-travel-through-time-yesterday/#comment-1942 nursemyra Sat, 15 Mar 2008 08:15:51 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/14/im-going-to-travel-through-time-yesterday/#comment-1942 my head hurts. where's schrodinger's cat? my head hurts. where’s schrodinger’s cat?

]]> By: Gorilla Bananas http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/14/im-going-to-travel-through-time-yesterday/#comment-1941 Gorilla Bananas Sat, 15 Mar 2008 08:11:08 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/14/im-going-to-travel-through-time-yesterday/#comment-1941 I don't like the look of that machine, it's got too many sharp points. That thing could rape you if you got into a cubicle with it. I don’t like the look of that machine, it’s got too many sharp points. That thing could rape you if you got into a cubicle with it.

]]> By: Jenny http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/14/im-going-to-travel-through-time-yesterday/#comment-1940 Jenny Sat, 15 Mar 2008 03:44:44 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/14/im-going-to-travel-through-time-yesterday/#comment-1940 Either I'm really confused or you're REALLY drunk? Which is it? I'll be back yesterday to find out. Either I’m really confused or you’re REALLY drunk? Which is it?

I’ll be back yesterday to find out.

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