Comments on: I’m Not Giving Up One More Thing.

By: azahar

azahar — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 18:43:01 +0000

The diving-bell and the upset waitress … hey, why not¿

By: Beaverboosh

Beaverboosh — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:45:11 +0000

The pharma industry is working on Bloggers Imodium. It’s not a cure, but may offer some relief.

By: The Snarkiest

The Snarkiest — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 12:46:19 +0000

I would type with my…genitalia….voluptuous breasts…massive mammaries…my tongue….

Now you are just intentionally leading me on. I guess I need to add you to my Blogroll.

By: upsetwaitress

upsetwaitress — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:12:24 +0000

Blackiswhite, Nothing has become more insane, you merely haven’t managed to drink it all away.

She, You can blame it on wordpress if you want, but I know it was all the green beer.

Pajama, That’s one way to screw them up.

Vanessa, Yes I did, and then I wrote that other crap.

Buffalo, That reminds me of the band I was in in high school. cysted twister.

Sohos, It is clearly time to stop working.

Manuel, Too late.

Minnow, Only if you pay for the operation and those time machine plans.

Mark, Fine. You got me. I took that from a little known song call would you still write me if…

Walker, You shouldn’t.

Heff, Which, drinking or blogging?

Folly, Good for you.

LBB, But I wear wool.

BDS, Why? Do you wish to scare them?

By: BDS

BDS — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:14:01 +0000

This should be sent to all people who start a blog - set the bar high. Great post.

And you can always find time to blog as it’s simply a matter of when and how much you might have had to drink.

By: LBB

LBB — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 05:33:12 +0000

God bless your cotton socks for your commitment to blogging.

I feel the same.

By: Folly

Folly — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 23:00:32 +0000

DD quit cold turkey ’cause she got a job. Yeah, I know. I have one of those too but I still do it.

By: Heff

Heff — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:43:52 +0000

I like to drink and blog as well. I’ve quit a million times…..

By: walker

walker — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:55:13 +0000

I can…………………..ok I can’t

By: Mark

Mark — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:49:23 +0000

“…If I had lost my arms, I would just type with my nubs…”
Sounds so much like a Simon & Garfunkel song.

Caty Stevens, actually…

By: Native Minnow

Native Minnow — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 04:16:36 +0000

Can I type with your breasts?

By: Manuel

Manuel — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 00:32:41 +0000

don’t even think about it……

By: sohos

sohos — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 23:48:47 +0000

I agree I have been having the WORST blogging with drawls since I started this new job!

By: Buffalo

Buffalo — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 19:21:22 +0000

Sister, you lend new and expanded meaning to the word “twisted.”

By: Vanessa

Vanessa — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 18:21:38 +0000

WOW! You really did think of everything!

By: pajama momma

pajama momma — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:18:05 +0000

If I had lost my arms, I would just type with my nubs. If I lost my nubs, I would type with my toes. If my feet fell off, I would type with my knees………………

Oh this is great! I now have a bedtime story for my kids tonight. This puts Runaway Bunny to shame.

By: she

she — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:49:19 +0000

shit! that was supossed to be st patrick! fucken wordpress.

By: she

she — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:48:37 +0000

Dear God, child. will yer bloggin interfere with celebrating my feast day? i dont know if i can even find a corned beef hash in that tomaine palace you call work! nevertheless, i bring you blessings, promise to banish all snakes and serpents from you life, and leave with you a bouquet of shamrocks and bells of ireland….and OF COURSE a pint of guiness as well.

By: Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:37:40 +0000

Can’t do it. It is the only thing that keeps me sane as everything around me becomes more insane.

By: upsetwaitress

upsetwaitress — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:53:25 +0000

Moi, I don’t believe the talent is in balancing the two together. It also helps that most of my readers are almost as twisted as I.

By: upsetwaitress

upsetwaitress — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:47:37 +0000

Jenny, I vowed on the day Al Gore invented the internet to defile it as often as I can for as long as it or I existed.

Daisy, They are Valium.

Quelqoth, I have never had the pleasure of stepping in Pokemon shit, so I have no frame of reference. I did however, accidentally step in teletubbie crap once. It must have been tinky’s because I was gay for a week.

Kyknoord, It also works well to the melody of Peter, Paul, and Mary’s if I had a hammer.

Gullbogan, Like I said I will never give up. No matter what the F.C.C. says.

Blonde, Nothing like a fiber filled blog to make you shit.

Nursemyra, I can crush aluminum cans and open pickle jars with it. Among other things.

Gypsy, That is just how dedicated I am to ya’ll.

Moooooog, Coochy Coochy Coochy.

Woeful, Yup! Almost as much dedication as I put into torturing my cat.

Axey, I took a holiday, and when I came back the world was in chaos. The poles had shifted. The sea level had rose, and the global climate had increased in temperature by an average of two point four degrees.

By: moi

moi — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:26:09 +0000

I don’t know which of your talents is greater: the ability to make me laugh or to totally gross out. But I’m glad to see you’re a Mac user at least. Happy Drunk Day to ya!

By: Axey

Axey — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:07:58 +0000

Yes, a holiday is what is required for you. A long holiday. No PC. No mobile phone. Nuttin’. That might help. It’s what I need!!!

By: Woeful

Woeful — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:57:10 +0000

That’s dedication!

By: moooooog35

moooooog35 — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:28:18 +0000

Wow…at the end there, with you typing with your eyelids, I’m assuming you’ll look like Charo.

By: Gypsy

Gypsy — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:52:11 +0000

Oooh I’m still on your blog roll….yeah don’t be a big wuss bag like me and pack up your laptap and go home. That would really suck having to type with your genitalia, your charred genitalia at that….I’m going to go to bed mulling over how that is even possible.

By: nursemyra

nursemyra — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:25:45 +0000

you’d type with your genitalia? that must be one helluva clit you got there girlfriend….

I’m jealous

By: Blondefabulous

Blondefabulous — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:05:35 +0000

I find blogging to be a good source of fiber in my morning. Without it, I would become irregular and a grumpy human being to boot!

By: gullbogan

gullbogan — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 08:58:49 +0000

Having a troll who picks you out as his or her favourite erotomania helps.

I hope that doesn’t happen to you. Keep on bloggin’.

By: Gorilla Bananas

Gorilla Bananas — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 07:43:03 +0000

You can’t quit. You’ve got too much craziness in your head. If you don’t let it out you’ll explode.

By: kyknoord

kyknoord — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 06:58:20 +0000

“…If I had lost my arms, I would just type with my nubs…”
Sounds so much like a Simon & Garfunkel song.

By: Qelqoth

Qelqoth — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 04:30:59 +0000

Yeah, this whole blogosphere stuff is just like Pokemon, innit?

By: daisyfae

daisyfae — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 04:30:33 +0000

what kinda pills are those? Correctol?

Shit…

By: Jenny

Jenny — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 03:25:47 +0000

Hey, we have the same laptop. Except I have marshmallow Easter bunnies around mine and you have pills. You have cigarettes and I have ….but still, pretty close. I’m glad to see you’ve recomitted your vows to the Internet. I’ll sleep better tonight knowing this blog is safe.
(P.S. good job on the eliminating the junk.)