Comments on: Eagle Ray Killed By A Tourist. http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/ Just slinging eggs Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:55:18 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: she http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2151 she Mon, 31 Mar 2008 19:42:27 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2151 go devil rays! go devil rays!

]]> By: Catscratch http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2093 Catscratch Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:35:20 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2093 Yah, I'm with you. Being a statistic is better than not. Yah, I’m with you. Being a statistic is better than not.

]]> By: Heff http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2079 Heff Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:19:46 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2079 I heard about this. What a unique way to go. I heard about this. What a unique way to go.

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2062 Upset Waitress Sun, 23 Mar 2008 22:19:26 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2062 becky, CNN stages most of their photos. At least the props were all ready on scene in this case. Jenny, Have you heard this one yet? She should've worn sun screen. It would have protected her from the harmful rays. shawhaha Vanessa, Tourist + Moron = Touron Qelqoth, Hah! That's where I found the word :) Minnow, I'm sure you and your friends will be texting this word at dinner tonight. Irwined: The act of being barbed. "I Irwined Molly" Gorilla, Ahh! New word. Elmoed + Tickled to death. Nursey, Blunt force trauma should be on every tourists to do list :) Now that should get me to hell SST style! Azahar, Yea apparently this lady was allergic to seafood. And yes, you can come too :) Woeful, Not as harsh as the sunburn. Beaver, She's a granny. Ewwww. Gypsy, Hey Hey Hey (said like Fat Albert) I knew you couldn't stay away from my place! :) Moi, Throw another tourist on the BBQ. Gully, Gawd I can't believe it took this long for someone to say "Crikey". You get an A+ Savannah, Hehe BiW, You would so take the case if that bitches family sued the rent-a-boat for not having a big enough wind shield right? Axe, Maybe we can get him to photograph the current administration? Snarkiest, Apparently a piece of the rock was stoned when they wrote that policy. Folly, I'm not a Conch, but I am a cracker. Born just a few hundred miles north! Walker, Teheehe so while you are fucking the roof would cave in or something? :) Queenie, We only had one. Sorry :( becky, CNN stages most of their photos. At least the props were all ready on scene in this case.

Jenny, Have you heard this one yet? She should’ve worn sun screen. It would have protected her from the harmful rays. shawhaha

Vanessa, Tourist + Moron = Touron

Qelqoth, Hah! That’s where I found the word :)

Minnow, I’m sure you and your friends will be texting this word at dinner tonight.

Irwined: The act of being barbed. “I Irwined Molly”

Gorilla, Ahh! New word. Elmoed + Tickled to death.

Nursey, Blunt force trauma should be on every tourists to do list :) Now that should get me to hell SST style!

Azahar, Yea apparently this lady was allergic to seafood. And yes, you can come too :)

Woeful, Not as harsh as the sunburn.

Beaver, She’s a granny. Ewwww.

Gypsy, Hey Hey Hey (said like Fat Albert) I knew you couldn’t stay away from my place! :)

Moi, Throw another tourist on the BBQ.

Gully, Gawd I can’t believe it took this long for someone to say “Crikey”. You get an A+

Savannah, Hehe

BiW, You would so take the case if that bitches family sued the rent-a-boat for not having a big enough wind shield right?

Axe, Maybe we can get him to photograph the current administration?

Snarkiest, Apparently a piece of the rock was stoned when they wrote that policy.

Folly, I’m not a Conch, but I am a cracker. Born just a few hundred miles north!

Walker, Teheehe so while you are fucking the roof would cave in or something? :)

Queenie, We only had one. Sorry :(

]]> By: Queen of Clean http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2060 Queen of Clean Sun, 23 Mar 2008 16:52:47 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2060 Wow...that's what I need, a suicidal-tourist- killing-fish...anyone got one? Please? Happy wotsit all! Wow…that’s what I need, a suicidal-tourist- killing-fish…anyone got one? Please?

Happy wotsit all!

]]> By: walker http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2059 walker Sun, 23 Mar 2008 14:51:46 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2059 I almost forgot, Happy Easter I almost forgot, Happy Easter

]]> By: walker http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2058 walker Sun, 23 Mar 2008 14:51:02 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2058 That's one way to get the obituary page from the back of the paper to the front page. I think I rather kick the bucket in bed, coming and gone at the same time. That’s one way to get the obituary page from the back of the paper to the front page.
I think I rather kick the bucket in bed, coming and gone at the same time.

]]> By: Folly http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2056 Folly Sat, 22 Mar 2008 22:53:10 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2056 Hey you a local girl too? Born in Key West. Hey you a local girl too? Born in Key West.

]]> By: The Snarkiest http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2055 The Snarkiest Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:11:31 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2055 Too bad there was that Eagle Ray provision in the life insurance policy that won't pay for death by collision with a flying fish. Too bad there was that Eagle Ray provision in the life insurance policy that won’t pay for death by collision with a flying fish.

]]> By: axe victim http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2053 axe victim Sat, 22 Mar 2008 19:06:11 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2053 Yeah, that sun visor is a really deft touch. Kind of like Mathew Brady posing dead bodies in the Civil War with weapons for dramatic effect. Yeah, that sun visor is a really deft touch. Kind of like Mathew Brady posing dead bodies in the Civil War with weapons for dramatic effect.

]]> By: Blackiswhite, Imperial AgentProvocateur http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2052 Blackiswhite, Imperial AgentProvocateur Sat, 22 Mar 2008 15:53:36 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2052 Thus proving that lawyers aren't all assholes, because there really is more than one side to every story. As for the going to Hell part, I suggest whoever gets there first gets a really really big table, so the rest of us have somewhere to sit when we get there. Thus proving that lawyers aren’t all assholes, because there really is more than one side to every story. As for the going to Hell part, I suggest whoever gets there first gets a really really big table, so the rest of us have somewhere to sit when we get there.

]]> By: savannah http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2051 savannah Sat, 22 Mar 2008 14:29:02 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2051 you ain't right, sugar! ;-) <i>i love you!</i> you ain’t right, sugar! ;-) i love you!

]]> By: gullybogan http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2050 gullybogan Sat, 22 Mar 2008 13:47:06 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2050 So this stingray FLEW THROUGH THE AIR into her boat and killed her? Crikey! So this stingray FLEW THROUGH THE AIR into her boat and killed her?

Crikey!

]]> By: moi http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2049 moi Sat, 22 Mar 2008 13:33:04 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2049 I must say, that's an awfully efficient way of eliminating tourists, if not such a happy ending for the poor, lovely Eagle Ray. Too bad there's no water around here. It's getting increasingly difficult to get the mountain lions to cooperate. I must say, that’s an awfully efficient way of eliminating tourists, if not such a happy ending for the poor, lovely Eagle Ray. Too bad there’s no water around here. It’s getting increasingly difficult to get the mountain lions to cooperate.

]]> By: Gypsy http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2048 Gypsy Sat, 22 Mar 2008 13:18:43 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2048 Forgive my ignorance but I take it "irwined" is courtesy of the late great Steve Irwin. Who knew he was THAT famous to have an expression coined in his honour. Now Sammi, I have actually just called by to wish you and yours a very happy Easter. Hope the bunny is kind to you and leaves you lots of bum nuts. Forgive my ignorance but I take it “irwined” is courtesy of the late great Steve Irwin. Who knew he was THAT famous to have an expression coined in his honour.

Now Sammi, I have actually just called by to wish you and yours a very happy Easter. Hope the bunny is kind to you and leaves you lots of bum nuts.

]]> By: Beaverboosh http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2047 Beaverboosh Sat, 22 Mar 2008 11:24:03 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2047 She must have been really hot for the ray to jump out of the water to irwin her and take his own life. What a way to go! She must have been really hot for the ray to jump out of the water to irwin her and take his own life. What a way to go!

]]> By: Woeful http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2046 Woeful Sat, 22 Mar 2008 10:46:08 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2046 That's harsh! That’s harsh!

]]> By: azahar http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2045 azahar Sat, 22 Mar 2008 10:21:06 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2045 Can't I come too? :( I had some fried ray (might have been skate) the other day - very tasty. Like 'irwined'. :) Can’t I come too? :(

I had some fried ray (might have been skate) the other day - very tasty.

Like ‘irwined’. :)

]]> By: nursemyra http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2043 nursemyra Sat, 22 Mar 2008 08:24:02 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2043 you're going to end up in hell just like me and daisyfae :-) you’re going to end up in hell just like me and daisyfae :-)

]]> By: Gorilla Bananas http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2042 Gorilla Bananas Sat, 22 Mar 2008 07:06:23 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2042 So you don't want to be tickled to death? So you don’t want to be tickled to death?

]]> By: Native Minnow http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2041 Native Minnow Sat, 22 Mar 2008 03:57:51 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2041 Ha. Irwined. That's just funny. Ha. Irwined. That’s just funny.

]]> By: Qelqoth http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2040 Qelqoth Sat, 22 Mar 2008 03:25:12 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2040 My bad - it already is. My bad - it already is.

]]> By: Qelqoth http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2039 Qelqoth Sat, 22 Mar 2008 03:24:15 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2039 I'm really luling over "Irwined". That really needs to be up on Urban Dictionary. I’m really luling over “Irwined”. That really needs to be up on Urban Dictionary.

]]> By: Vanessa http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2038 Vanessa Sat, 22 Mar 2008 02:20:40 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2038 Dumbass. Will people ever learn? Dumbass. Will people ever learn?

]]> By: Jenny http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2037 Jenny Sat, 22 Mar 2008 02:18:37 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2037 Another death relating to sun bathing. Another death relating to sun bathing.

]]> By: becky http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2036 becky Sat, 22 Mar 2008 02:06:45 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2036 The sun viser the eagle ray has on is a nice touch. The sun viser the eagle ray has on is a nice touch.

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2035 Upset Waitress Sat, 22 Mar 2008 02:01:01 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2035 I imagine that family will ALWAYS have something to talk about? I imagine that family will ALWAYS have something to talk about?

]]> By: daisyfae http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2034 daisyfae Sat, 22 Mar 2008 01:48:35 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/21/eagle-ray-killed-by-a-tourist/#comment-2034 "Death Ray Strikes in Florida Keys" “Death Ray Strikes in Florida Keys”

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