Comments on: Gourmet Croutons. http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/28/gourmet-croutons/ Just slinging eggs Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:52:11 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: havingmycake http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/28/gourmet-croutons/#comment-2159 havingmycake Tue, 01 Apr 2008 20:56:22 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/28/gourmet-croutons/#comment-2159 Ew... Ew... Ewwwwwwwww! Im sorry but I cant think of anything more literate. Ew… Ew… Ewwwwwwwww! Im sorry but I cant think of anything more literate.

]]> By: azahar http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/28/gourmet-croutons/#comment-2144 azahar Mon, 31 Mar 2008 07:40:10 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/28/gourmet-croutons/#comment-2144 Sounds like she's thinking of starting her own restaurant, Beaverboosh. Eep! Sounds like she’s thinking of starting her own restaurant, Beaverboosh. Eep!

]]> By: pajama momma http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/28/gourmet-croutons/#comment-2137 pajama momma Mon, 31 Mar 2008 00:03:05 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/28/gourmet-croutons/#comment-2137 <i>If by chance someone complains that their croutons are to hard just add a little more oil to their salad.</i> Or just smack 'em upside the head. If by chance someone complains that their croutons are to hard just add a little more oil to their salad.

Or just smack ‘em upside the head.

]]> By: Buffalo http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/28/gourmet-croutons/#comment-2136 Buffalo Sun, 30 Mar 2008 22:28:13 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/28/gourmet-croutons/#comment-2136 I put my moldy bread in the first aid kit for those times when I, or someone I care enough about to tend to, have a gaping wound. Slam the moldy bread in the wound. It helps stop the bleeding and there is that antibiotic effect. Or something like that. I put my moldy bread in the first aid kit for those times when I, or someone I care enough about to tend to, have a gaping wound. Slam the moldy bread in the wound. It helps stop the bleeding and there is that antibiotic effect.

Or something like that.

]]> By: Axey http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/28/gourmet-croutons/#comment-2135 Axey Sun, 30 Mar 2008 20:17:33 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/28/gourmet-croutons/#comment-2135 Ya gots me sugar! Dagnabbit!!! :) Ya gots me sugar! Dagnabbit!!! :)

]]> By: Jenny http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/28/gourmet-croutons/#comment-2133 Jenny Sat, 29 Mar 2008 18:11:53 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/28/gourmet-croutons/#comment-2133 I actually just microwave old bread and for about 45 seconds after it's out it looks good as new. Of course you burn your mouth, but you can't have everything. P.S. NICE picture! I actually just microwave old bread and for about 45 seconds after it’s out it looks good as new. Of course you burn your mouth, but you can’t have everything.

P.S. NICE picture!

]]> By: Blackiswhite, Imperial AgentProvocateur http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/28/gourmet-croutons/#comment-2132 Blackiswhite, Imperial AgentProvocateur Sat, 29 Mar 2008 15:17:03 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/28/gourmet-croutons/#comment-2132 I hear that all the time: "Baby, your croutons are just too hard!" I hear that all the time: “Baby, your croutons are just too hard!”

]]> By: Gypsy http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/28/gourmet-croutons/#comment-2131 Gypsy Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:50:55 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/28/gourmet-croutons/#comment-2131 You are not only channelling Martha Stewart, I do believe you may have shared a cell at one point in time. Tell me it aint so? You are not only channelling Martha Stewart, I do believe you may have shared a cell at one point in time. Tell me it aint so?

]]> By: Gorilla Bananas http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/28/gourmet-croutons/#comment-2130 Gorilla Bananas Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:15:26 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/28/gourmet-croutons/#comment-2130 What about croutons in soup? Is that too French for you? What about croutons in soup? Is that too French for you?

]]> By: Blondefabulous http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/28/gourmet-croutons/#comment-2129 Blondefabulous Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:03:25 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/28/gourmet-croutons/#comment-2129 Try to cultivate that mold to grow into a picture of Jesus or the Virgin Mary and you'll get buckets of cash off of Ebay! Try to cultivate that mold to grow into a picture of Jesus or the Virgin Mary and you’ll get buckets of cash off of Ebay!

]]> By: nursemyra http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/28/gourmet-croutons/#comment-2128 nursemyra Sat, 29 Mar 2008 09:16:10 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/28/gourmet-croutons/#comment-2128 or you can add them to the salad I've blogged about today :-) or you can add them to the salad I’ve blogged about today :-)

]]> By: Beaverboosh http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/28/gourmet-croutons/#comment-2127 Beaverboosh Sat, 29 Mar 2008 07:43:19 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/28/gourmet-croutons/#comment-2127 Rabbit, pig legs, croutons... I though you were a waitress not a cook! Poacher tunred Gamekeeper? Rabbit, pig legs, croutons… I though you were a waitress not a cook! Poacher tunred Gamekeeper?

]]> By: USA_Admiral http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/28/gourmet-croutons/#comment-2125 USA_Admiral Sat, 29 Mar 2008 02:38:48 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/28/gourmet-croutons/#comment-2125 Savannah's right, no more croutons for me either. You made them sound so unnatural. Savannah’s right, no more croutons for me either. You made them sound so unnatural.

]]> By: daisyfae http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/28/gourmet-croutons/#comment-2124 daisyfae Sat, 29 Mar 2008 02:34:33 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/28/gourmet-croutons/#comment-2124 serve with bleu cheese crumbles. and make sure you spell it "bleu" so everyone knows that the mold was allowed on purpose. serve with bleu cheese crumbles. and make sure you spell it “bleu” so everyone knows that the mold was allowed on purpose.

]]> By: Upset Waitress http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/28/gourmet-croutons/#comment-2123 Upset Waitress Sat, 29 Mar 2008 02:28:54 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/28/gourmet-croutons/#comment-2123 Axey you just have no faith in me! Watch and learn. Savannah, Croutons are the ying and the nutritious salad is the yang. It's perfect. Axey you just have no faith in me! Watch and learn.

Savannah, Croutons are the ying and the nutritious salad is the yang. It’s perfect.

]]> By: savannah http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/28/gourmet-croutons/#comment-2122 savannah Sat, 29 Mar 2008 01:32:59 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/28/gourmet-croutons/#comment-2122 note to self: never, never, ever order a salad with croutons. thanks, sugar! note to self: never, never, ever order a salad with croutons.

thanks, sugar!

]]> By: Axey http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/28/gourmet-croutons/#comment-2121 Axey Sat, 29 Mar 2008 01:03:32 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/03/28/gourmet-croutons/#comment-2121 Yeah, try getting an advert to fit around that post sister! :) Yeah, try getting an advert to fit around that post sister! :)

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