Comments on: Is Your Fish Fresh? http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/12/is-your-fish-fresh/ Just slinging eggs Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:02:16 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: mike http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/12/is-your-fish-fresh/#comment-2255 mike Wed, 16 Apr 2008 18:32:38 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/12/is-your-fish-fresh/#comment-2255 I, too, work in a fish house... and the level of ignoramity amazes me! What i can't stand is the folks who dole out the verbal tips...."you were wonderful" is the kiss of death!!! I, too, work in a fish house… and the level of ignoramity amazes me! What i can’t stand is the folks who dole out the verbal tips….”you were wonderful” is the kiss of death!!!

]]> By: pajama momma http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/12/is-your-fish-fresh/#comment-2238 pajama momma Tue, 15 Apr 2008 17:26:34 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/12/is-your-fish-fresh/#comment-2238 My favorite is when you ask them if they want to sit inside or out on the patio and they ask you whether it's cold out there are not? I'm like you just fucking came in from outside, how do you not know what the weather's like? My favorite is when you ask them if they want to sit inside or out on the patio and they ask you whether it’s cold out there are not?

I’m like you just fucking came in from outside, how do you not know what the weather’s like?

]]> By: Mark http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/12/is-your-fish-fresh/#comment-2229 Mark Tue, 15 Apr 2008 04:24:11 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/12/is-your-fish-fresh/#comment-2229 <i>Every day I have to face the ever popular question, “Is your fish fresh?”</i> Who cares? I don't fuck fish. Is your pussy clean? Hey, was that over the top? Every day I have to face the ever popular question, “Is your fish fresh?”

Who cares? I don’t fuck fish. Is your pussy clean?

Hey, was that over the top?

]]> By: Catscratch http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/12/is-your-fish-fresh/#comment-2226 Catscratch Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:49:39 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/12/is-your-fish-fresh/#comment-2226 I mean this in the best possible way.. but I think all the asshats are getting to you and maybe you should find a less annoying profession. I mean this in the best possible way.. but I think all the asshats are getting to you and maybe you should find a less annoying profession.

]]> By: Troll http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/12/is-your-fish-fresh/#comment-2225 Troll Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:45:49 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/12/is-your-fish-fresh/#comment-2225 Next time, tell them: " Not really but it's shipped in a douche bag, douche bag." Next time, tell them:

” Not really but it’s shipped in a douche bag, douche bag.”

]]> By: moooooog35 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/12/is-your-fish-fresh/#comment-2223 moooooog35 Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:13:02 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/12/is-your-fish-fresh/#comment-2223 Next time, just hold your hand out and say: "You tell me. Smell my fingers." Next time, just hold your hand out and say:

“You tell me. Smell my fingers.”

]]> By: kyknoord http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/12/is-your-fish-fresh/#comment-2222 kyknoord Mon, 14 Apr 2008 08:28:00 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/12/is-your-fish-fresh/#comment-2222 "Is your fish fresh?" "No, it's very well-behaved" “Is your fish fresh?”
“No, it’s very well-behaved”

]]> By: gullybogan http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/12/is-your-fish-fresh/#comment-2221 gullybogan Mon, 14 Apr 2008 07:27:42 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/12/is-your-fish-fresh/#comment-2221 You should keep a live fish in a bucket and bring it out to the table to show them how fresh the fish really is. Of course, when i say "bucket", i mean ASPCA-approved aquarium, with regulated water temperature and supplied air hydrocirculation... Screw it. Just hit the guy with a smelly old fish. You should keep a live fish in a bucket and bring it out to the table to show them how fresh the fish really is.

Of course, when i say “bucket”, i mean ASPCA-approved aquarium, with regulated water temperature and supplied air hydrocirculation…

Screw it. Just hit the guy with a smelly old fish.

]]> By: Vanessa http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/12/is-your-fish-fresh/#comment-2220 Vanessa Mon, 14 Apr 2008 06:47:22 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/12/is-your-fish-fresh/#comment-2220 Or you could just say "fresh as a daisy, jackass!" Or "do you prefer week-old fish? Because we have that!" Oh wait, you were expecting more guests? And I thought you just liked extra menus laying around on the table. But of course, let me get the Visene for your mashed potatoes. Or you could just say “fresh as a daisy, jackass!” Or “do you prefer week-old fish? Because we have that!” Oh wait, you were expecting more guests? And I thought you just liked extra menus laying around on the table. But of course, let me get the Visene for your mashed potatoes.

]]> By: Manuel http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/12/is-your-fish-fresh/#comment-2218 Manuel Sun, 13 Apr 2008 22:41:04 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/12/is-your-fish-fresh/#comment-2218 Is your beef local.......? That gets right on my man tits......I've taken to telling them it's from Argentina.....cunty twats Is your beef local…….? That gets right on my man tits……I’ve taken to telling them it’s from Argentina…..cunty twats

]]> By: Beaverboosh http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/12/is-your-fish-fresh/#comment-2217 Beaverboosh Sun, 13 Apr 2008 20:31:59 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/12/is-your-fish-fresh/#comment-2217 A bit personal asking about the state of your kipper! A bit personal asking about the state of your kipper!

]]> By: Woeful http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/12/is-your-fish-fresh/#comment-2216 Woeful Sun, 13 Apr 2008 16:31:55 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/12/is-your-fish-fresh/#comment-2216 LOL... The freshest the E. River has to offer! LOL… The freshest the E. River has to offer!

]]> By: blondefabulous http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/12/is-your-fish-fresh/#comment-2215 blondefabulous Sun, 13 Apr 2008 14:44:14 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/12/is-your-fish-fresh/#comment-2215 I'm with Daisyfae, with your good looks and sparkling personality, it was most likely a pickup line. I’m with Daisyfae, with your good looks and sparkling personality, it was most likely a pickup line.

]]> By: moi http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/12/is-your-fish-fresh/#comment-2214 moi Sun, 13 Apr 2008 14:26:29 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/12/is-your-fish-fresh/#comment-2214 I used to be a food critic for our local newspaper. I know what you know about transporting fish. When I eat out, I order steak. I used to be a food critic for our local newspaper. I know what you know about transporting fish. When I eat out, I order steak.

]]> By: Axey http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/12/is-your-fish-fresh/#comment-2213 Axey Sun, 13 Apr 2008 12:20:35 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/12/is-your-fish-fresh/#comment-2213 Hmmmm... Hmmmm…

]]> By: Gorilla Bananas http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/12/is-your-fish-fresh/#comment-2212 Gorilla Bananas Sun, 13 Apr 2008 06:30:33 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/12/is-your-fish-fresh/#comment-2212 Yeah, you could pull their heads down to your crotch and say "Smell it for yourself, buster!". Yeah, you could pull their heads down to your crotch and say “Smell it for yourself, buster!”.

]]> By: daisyfae http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/12/is-your-fish-fresh/#comment-2211 daisyfae Sun, 13 Apr 2008 03:23:57 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/12/is-your-fish-fresh/#comment-2211 ummm... you sure they're asking about menu items? could it be a pick up line? ummm… you sure they’re asking about menu items? could it be a pick up line?

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