Comments on: Spring Break Is Broken.

By: Beaverboosh

Beaverboosh — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:08:53 +0000

For whom the plunger tolls.

By: daisyfae

daisyfae — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 03:24:48 +0000

you don’t like serving the spring breakers? honey, remind me to send you some recipes. if you catch them before their livers harden completely, you can get a nice pate from them, too…

By: Gypsy

Gypsy — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 02:19:45 +0000

Been missing seeing you around the place Sammi. Yes I am still lurking around and making a nuisance of myself. So where have you been? Come back soon ok?

By: Bob Wire

Bob Wire — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 21:24:32 +0000

I spent seven or eight years under the tray myself, UW, so I can relate. This piece was funny, entertaining and well-written. That’s all I care about. Nice job.

By: Mark

Mark — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 21:20:03 +0000

For chrissakes I had to look that up.

And STILL you spelled it wrong.

It’s ENNUI.

By: walker

walker — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 20:38:39 +0000

Damn, they’re coming back home!!!!!!

By: Axey

Axey — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 17:25:40 +0000

Hey there UW. Hope you’re not running out of steam baby? Not another blogger with enui. Enui? For chrissakes I had to look that up. On-wee my arse!

By: moi

moi — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 12:42:21 +0000

Well, I guess there’s something else to be said for Moi’s desert home: no water for the little thugs to wet tee shirt themselves in.

By: upsetwaitress

upsetwaitress — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 12:40:59 +0000

Restaurant Gal, I was done with it before it started.

Minnow, I hope they all drink the water there.

Kyknoord, I think I should add more, so they shit their pants before they mess up my bathroom.

Gorilla, Everyone wants to suckle them.

Blonde, I think I should just beat them with the stuffed ray that we have mounted on the wall.

Woeful, Work is a four letter dirty word.

By: Woeful

Woeful — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:45:35 +0000

All in a day’s work…

By: blondefabulous

blondefabulous — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:21:45 +0000

When they come in, suggest the Eagle Ray Fishing Tour.

By: Gorilla Bananas

Gorilla Bananas — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 06:50:33 +0000

So you don’t like serving kids? I guess the little ones want you to suckle them.

By: kyknoord

kyknoord — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 06:49:29 +0000

Perhaps a slight downward adjustment in the quantity of laxative in the dessert would delay the inevitable until after the customers have left?

By: Native Minnow

Native Minnow — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 06:47:17 +0000

Everybody knows that it’s so cliche to go to Florida for spring break. All the cool kids go to Mexico.

By: Restaurant Gal

Restaurant Gal — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 02:38:47 +0000

I say this with the utmost confidence: We are done with this after this weekend. I promise! Drinks on me; name the place.