Comments on: Upset Tomato http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/17/upset-tomato/ Just slinging eggs Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:41:47 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: daisyfae http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/17/upset-tomato/#comment-2270 daisyfae Sat, 19 Apr 2008 01:06:21 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/17/upset-tomato/#comment-2270 like the approach to dealing with a wayward tomato plant. wonder if that works on juvenile delinquents? The Boy is through his "phase" (i hope) but if not, i'm thinking he'd make a nice addition to the gazebo out back... like the approach to dealing with a wayward tomato plant. wonder if that works on juvenile delinquents? The Boy is through his “phase” (i hope) but if not, i’m thinking he’d make a nice addition to the gazebo out back…

]]> By: Jenny http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/17/upset-tomato/#comment-2269 Jenny Fri, 18 Apr 2008 19:34:04 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/17/upset-tomato/#comment-2269 G.U.I. again, eh? G.U.I. again, eh?

]]> By: Bob Wire http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/17/upset-tomato/#comment-2268 Bob Wire Fri, 18 Apr 2008 17:12:11 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/17/upset-tomato/#comment-2268 Well, if drinking and gardening ain't the perfect antidote to a day of slinging eggs, I don't know what is. Let us know if you figure out a way to grow an Amorphophallus titanum horizonally. Well, if drinking and gardening ain’t the perfect antidote to a day of slinging eggs, I don’t know what is. Let us know if you figure out a way to grow an Amorphophallus titanum horizonally.

]]> By: moi http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/17/upset-tomato/#comment-2267 moi Fri, 18 Apr 2008 17:08:23 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/17/upset-tomato/#comment-2267 Moi's next book: <i>Everything I Needed to Learn in Life About Child Rearing and Gardening I Learned From Upset Waitress.</i> Moi’s next book: Everything I Needed to Learn in Life About Child Rearing and Gardening I Learned From Upset Waitress.

]]> By: USA_Admiral http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/17/upset-tomato/#comment-2266 USA_Admiral Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:35:41 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/17/upset-tomato/#comment-2266 WOW, Talk about thinking out of the box. Why would anyone look up "Amorphophallus Titanum." It would make a great monster movie; "Attack of the Amorphophallus Titanum." It would be R rated. WOW, Talk about thinking out of the box.

Why would anyone look up “Amorphophallus Titanum.”

It would make a great monster movie; “Attack of the Amorphophallus Titanum.” It would be R rated.

]]> By: Beaverboosh http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/17/upset-tomato/#comment-2265 Beaverboosh Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:16:55 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/17/upset-tomato/#comment-2265 Look, I don't know what you have against giant penis shaped tom plants, they strive for this in Italy, and some parts of Spain. Maybe you should try your green thumb at cucumbers to release some of that gardening tension. Look, I don’t know what you have against giant penis shaped tom plants, they strive for this in Italy, and some parts of Spain. Maybe you should try your green thumb at cucumbers to release some of that gardening tension.

]]> By: axe http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/17/upset-tomato/#comment-2262 axe Fri, 18 Apr 2008 09:47:19 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/17/upset-tomato/#comment-2262 The best thing about the Amorphophallus Titanum is that to make it flower you have to rub it with your hands just as if you were masturbating a penis. What makes this such a TV delight for small boys the world over is when it is handled by a female gardener. Much tiittering ensues. Trust me, I am a rock n' roll gardener! The best thing about the Amorphophallus Titanum is that to make it flower you have to rub it with your hands just as if you were masturbating a penis. What makes this such a TV delight for small boys the world over is when it is handled by a female gardener. Much tiittering ensues. Trust me, I am a rock n’ roll gardener!

]]> By: kyknoord http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/17/upset-tomato/#comment-2261 kyknoord Fri, 18 Apr 2008 09:47:08 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/17/upset-tomato/#comment-2261 Perspective is a beautiful thing. Whenever it feels as though my inexorable slide into insanity is accelerating, I come here and my mood improves considerably. Perspective is a beautiful thing. Whenever it feels as though my inexorable slide into insanity is accelerating, I come here and my mood improves considerably.

]]> By: azahar http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/17/upset-tomato/#comment-2260 azahar Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:18:44 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/17/upset-tomato/#comment-2260 Wow! A giant misshapen penis plant that smells of decomposing mammal? If you made that up nobody would believe you. Wow! A giant misshapen penis plant that smells of decomposing mammal? If you made that up nobody would believe you.

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