Entropy is practically the story of my life. Naturally when one of my good buddies wrote a book titled Entropy: A Novel About Falling Apart
, I asked him to give me a copy. He told me to buy it. I told him I was broke. He told me to go work the corner to make enough to buy the book. I agreed. Everything was looking up for me. Until all of a sudden my grandmother showed up. She beat the shit out of me with her bible and parasol, took all my money, and told me if she ever caught me working her corner again she would strangle me with her colostomy bag and bury me in her used depends under garments. Bruised and battered I went to the employment office to see if they could find me a job. They set me up in a meat processing plant. I worked hard all week on the slaughtering floor clubbing cattle. Five O’clock Friday I went to collect my paycheck only to find out that the company went bankrupt on Thursday and couldn’t pay me. On my way home I saw a help wanted sign in a window. They were looking for a grape stomper for a local wine company. I was hired on the spot. Unfortunately I broke both my ankles while trying to catch the bus to get to work. They called me to tell me how disappointed they were in me and that I was fired. After losing yet another job my creditors decided to do a little financial reporting to the I.R.S.. Now I owe them for the rest of my life. So, I suppose I will never make enough money to buy his book. So would ya’ll buy a copy and read it so you can tell me about it or maybe send it to me. Actually you better not send it to me. The mail carrier will probably go postal on me because it won’t fit in my mailbox.
Manuel on April 22nd, 2008
on commission? eh
wheres the post about my badges?
Upset Waitress on April 22nd, 2008
That’s the only way I could get the HTML unless I got the source from Tony. I’ll do your badges you whiney bitch. I’ll do them tomorrow evening.
daisyfae on April 22nd, 2008
Hey - pimp me next! oh. wait. i don’t have anything of value to sell… unless i can market a “DaisyFae’s Trailer Park Beer Fountain”… i’ll let you know when i’ve got something!
seriously, cool stuff with Tony’s book! entropy isn’t just a good idea, it’s the law…
Woeful on April 22nd, 2008
LOL… “Whiney bitch.” LMAO!!
kyknoord on April 23rd, 2008
Entropy: a highbrow way of saying everything just goes to shit.
Gorilla Bananas on April 23rd, 2008
I’m guessing the plot of the book is what happened to you in trying to buy it.
Gypsy on April 23rd, 2008
You read Sammi? Are you TRYING to ruin your own rep?
moooooog35 on April 23rd, 2008
On the bright side, you could probably make some better coin with the broken ankles.
There’s that whole, “Misery Fetish” crowd…you know, the guys turned on by prostitutes with two broken feet.
Currently I’m the only member, but whatever.
Tony on April 23rd, 2008
For the record, I wanted her to trade sex for the book, not buy it. For some reason she chose to walk the street instead…go figure.