When I went to work today I decided it wasn’t where I wanted to be. I really wanted to be at the bar. I made the mistake of telling the cook that. In the blink of an eye he had set up a bar in the scullery. I made a margarita and chugged it. Then I had a mojito with a rum chaser. Then I really started drinking for real. By the time breakfast was over I could hardly stand. I was tripping over everything. At first I just stumbled over the chairs that weren’t pushed all the way in. Then I tripped on the wine racks. Soon I was falling over French fries on the floor. I knew I was beyond drunk and should quit drinking when I tripped into the tapestry after stubbing my toe on the floral pattern of the tile floor.
on April 25th, 2008 at 10:57 pm
best thing to do when the room starts spinning like that? curl up on the bathroom floor, and wrap your body around the toilet. they provide stability and a convenient receptacle for when that magical mix of scrambled egg/margarita decides to do an encore!
on April 26th, 2008 at 8:28 am
Sounds like a rather bad day.
on April 26th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
Poor, poor baby.
on April 26th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
Whoo hoo…… dounds like fuuuuuuun!
on April 27th, 2008 at 10:54 am
bless your heart, sugar, i do hope some good things have happened since then! xoxxo
on April 27th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
It’s not easy being you, is it?
on April 27th, 2008 at 8:53 pm
should we rename you “Lush-ious”?
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on April 28th, 2008 at 2:22 am
You should just be like my friend Phil and keep kid cups of booze in the plants. Try to pace yourself. It works better. He doesn’t pace so well and is wall-eyed by the end of each and every shift, often loudly asking “I work here!!!” Yes, true story. I just go out to my car to smoke pot and keep things under control that way.
on April 28th, 2008 at 2:24 am
Yes, it really is the quiet ones you should keep an eye on, they know how to fool every one!
on April 28th, 2008 at 7:31 am
reminds me of when i fell for you! – god that was pathetic. my comments have really been off lately…must be the snow falling with May almost here that has me all messed up…
on May 13th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Lucky you….a shift done in oblivion!
I wish my chef was so obliging…he keeps the good stuff for himself!!