Trouble On My Feet.

When I went to work today I decided it wasn’t where I wanted to be. I really wanted to be at the bar. I made the mistake of telling the cook that. In the blink of an eye he had set up a bar in the scullery. I made a margarita and chugged it. Then I had a mojito with a rum chaser. Then I really started drinking for real. By the time breakfast was over I could hardly stand. I was tripping over everything. At first I just stumbled over the chairs that weren’t pushed all the way in. Then I tripped on the wine racks. Soon I was falling over French fries on the floor. I knew I was beyond drunk and should quit drinking when I tripped into the tapestry after stubbing my toe on the floral pattern of the tile floor.

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  • daisyfae on April 25th, 2008

    best thing to do when the room starts spinning like that? curl up on the bathroom floor, and wrap your body around the toilet. they provide stability and a convenient receptacle for when that magical mix of scrambled egg/margarita decides to do an encore!

  • USA_Admiral on April 26th, 2008

    Sounds like a rather bad day.

  • Buffalo on April 26th, 2008

    Poor, poor baby.

  • blondefabulous on April 26th, 2008

    Whoo hoo…… dounds like fuuuuuuun!

  • savannah on April 27th, 2008

    bless your heart, sugar, i do hope some good things have happened since then! xoxxo

  • azahar on April 27th, 2008

    It’s not easy being you, is it?

  • jahooni on April 27th, 2008

    should we rename you “Lush-ious”? ;)~

  • Vanessa on April 28th, 2008

    You should just be like my friend Phil and keep kid cups of booze in the plants. Try to pace yourself. It works better. He doesn’t pace so well and is wall-eyed by the end of each and every shift, often loudly asking “I work here!!!” Yes, true story. I just go out to my car to smoke pot and keep things under control that way.

  • Vanessa on April 28th, 2008

    Yes, it really is the quiet ones you should keep an eye on, they know how to fool every one! ;)

  • Tony on April 28th, 2008

    reminds me of when i fell for you! - god that was pathetic. my comments have really been off lately…must be the snow falling with May almost here that has me all messed up…

  • Queen of Clean on May 13th, 2008

    Lucky you….a shift done in oblivion!

    I wish my chef was so obliging…he keeps the good stuff for himself!!

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