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	<title>Comments on: Yes I Got No Mayonnaise.</title>
	<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/28/yes-i-got-no-mayonnaise/</link>
	<description>Just slinging eggs</description>
	<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 04:24:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: SheBee</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/28/yes-i-got-no-mayonnaise/#comment-2417</link>
		<author>SheBee</author>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 15:45:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/28/yes-i-got-no-mayonnaise/#comment-2417</guid>
		<description>Okay - you just put me off for life.

LOl at the granny tuna comment.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay - you just put me off for life.</p>
<p>LOl at the granny tuna comment.</p>
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		<title>By: Catscratch</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/28/yes-i-got-no-mayonnaise/#comment-2385</link>
		<author>Catscratch</author>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 18:29:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/28/yes-i-got-no-mayonnaise/#comment-2385</guid>
		<description>Ok, mayo is just wrong.  I'm gonna go puke now.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok, mayo is just wrong.  I&#8217;m gonna go puke now.</p>
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		<title>By: becky</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/28/yes-i-got-no-mayonnaise/#comment-2336</link>
		<author>becky</author>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 21:24:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/28/yes-i-got-no-mayonnaise/#comment-2336</guid>
		<description>Mark I like puss all over my sandwich!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mark I like puss all over my sandwich!</p>
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		<title>By: Mark</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/28/yes-i-got-no-mayonnaise/#comment-2335</link>
		<author>Mark</author>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 00:58:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/28/yes-i-got-no-mayonnaise/#comment-2335</guid>
		<description>Mayonnaise sucks ass.  Never liked that shit either!

:o)&#62;

It's like your sandwich is infected and leaking puss all over the place.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mayonnaise sucks ass.  Never liked that shit either!</p>
<p>:o)&gt;</p>
<p>It&#8217;s like your sandwich is infected and leaking puss all over the place.</p>
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		<title>By: Jenny</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/28/yes-i-got-no-mayonnaise/#comment-2334</link>
		<author>Jenny</author>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:44:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/28/yes-i-got-no-mayonnaise/#comment-2334</guid>
		<description>I use it to lube my car engine.  But I won't eat it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I use it to lube my car engine.  But I won&#8217;t eat it.</p>
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		<title>By: gullybogan</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/28/yes-i-got-no-mayonnaise/#comment-2333</link>
		<author>gullybogan</author>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 13:40:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/28/yes-i-got-no-mayonnaise/#comment-2333</guid>
		<description>Problem is you're using chemical mayonnaise, and not real mayonnaise.

Here is a recipe for real mayonnaise.

http://www.taste.com.au/recipes/18088/basic+mayonnaise

If you use that, then ppl will stop putting semen on their bread. Your food emporium will become a lourdes of mayonniase miracles. You will be able to retire on a billion dollars worth of tips, and settle down to a relaxing life of writing your mayonnaise memoirs.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Problem is you&#8217;re using chemical mayonnaise, and not real mayonnaise.</p>
<p>Here is a recipe for real mayonnaise.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.taste.com.au/recipes/18088/basic+mayonnaise" rel="nofollow">http://www.taste.com.au/recipes/18088/basic+mayonnaise</a></p>
<p>If you use that, then ppl will stop putting semen on their bread. Your food emporium will become a lourdes of mayonniase miracles. You will be able to retire on a billion dollars worth of tips, and settle down to a relaxing life of writing your mayonnaise memoirs.</p>
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		<title>By: moooooog35</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/28/yes-i-got-no-mayonnaise/#comment-2332</link>
		<author>moooooog35</author>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 12:15:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/28/yes-i-got-no-mayonnaise/#comment-2332</guid>
		<description>Maybe granny was trying to cover up the tuna smell.

Just saying.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maybe granny was trying to cover up the tuna smell.</p>
<p>Just saying.</p>
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		<title>By: blondefabulous</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/28/yes-i-got-no-mayonnaise/#comment-2331</link>
		<author>blondefabulous</author>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 12:09:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/28/yes-i-got-no-mayonnaise/#comment-2331</guid>
		<description>Mayrnaise is what us folks in the south likes to put on muh sandweeches!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mayrnaise is what us folks in the south likes to put on muh sandweeches!</p>
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		<title>By: USA_Admiral</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/28/yes-i-got-no-mayonnaise/#comment-2330</link>
		<author>USA_Admiral</author>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:30:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/28/yes-i-got-no-mayonnaise/#comment-2330</guid>
		<description>I think I hate mayo now.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think I hate mayo now.</p>
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		<title>By: daisyfae</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/28/yes-i-got-no-mayonnaise/#comment-2329</link>
		<author>daisyfae</author>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:01:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/28/yes-i-got-no-mayonnaise/#comment-2329</guid>
		<description>five gallon tub of mayo = great fun at childrens parties!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>five gallon tub of mayo = great fun at childrens parties!</p>
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		<title>By: kyknoord</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/28/yes-i-got-no-mayonnaise/#comment-2328</link>
		<author>kyknoord</author>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 07:48:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/04/28/yes-i-got-no-mayonnaise/#comment-2328</guid>
		<description>Maybe you could bribe some of the local teenage boys to provide you with a substitute?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maybe you could bribe some of the local teenage boys to provide you with a substitute?</p>
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