I Hate To-Go.
It’s in a box and on the counter. Give me your money and get your ass out. No. You can’t have more ketchup. No. You can’t have extra fries. I’m not giving you a straw. We ran out of lids. If you don’t shut them up, I am going to smack your kids. Pay attention. The floor is wet. If you slip and fall you had better hope you die, because we are not going to pay for your broken hip. Yes. I know your burger is raw, your onion rings are burnt, but the ostrich feathers are free. If you don’t stop complaining your going to get hurt. I won’t give you napkins, just use your shirt. If your wife doesn’t quit whining she’s going to get hit. Of course the service is shitty. JUST LIKE YOUR TIP!!!!!!
daisyfae on May 1st, 2008
But wait - i meant to order crab cakes and a beef log souffle! Can you add that to the order?
savannah on May 1st, 2008
LMBO…you rock, sugar!
Mark on May 2nd, 2008
So you should get a tip for ringing up a to-go order and handing them the box??
Of course, you would share it with the cook who did all the fucking work on that order, wouldn’t you???
*running and ducking*
Manuel on May 3rd, 2008
karma……gets the fuckers every time……
kyknoord on May 5th, 2008
Hey, I ordered the special! Isn’t that supposed to come with extra invective?
Catscratch on May 13th, 2008
My sister was a pissed off server for a long time. I learned from her not to ever be a bitch or indesisive.