This is dedicated to all you inbred shits that panhandled for a month to take your mom-sister aunt Bubba to McDonalds for a fine dining experience. Why the hell did you come to this restaurant first? I mean, really. What about this restaurant made you think you could afford anything on a menu that wasn’t back lit and hanging on the wall behind an underpaid teenager? Sure we have the roaches and rats you are a custom to at home, but we don’t allow them to eat from the same plate and give them names like you do. Well, I suppose that isn’t entirely true. We sometimes name them chili, fritters, or the catch of the day. Upon occasion we may even call them “The Special”, but it’s not the same. I just feel sorry for Ya’ll come fathers day. I am sure it will be difficult for you to know which barnyard critter to buy a Salvation Army tie for.
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on May 11th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
Did you post the Mothers Day Dress Code? “Four tooth minimum”… and that isn’t for the whole group.
on May 11th, 2008 at 10:10 pm
Great post Sammi and love Daisy’s comment. I bet there was at least one Brandine and Cletus.
on May 11th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
Sorry darl…I almost forgot. Happy Mother’s Day and I hope your clan apoiled you to a slap up dinner somewhere without a shitty diaper in sight and no rednecks within cooee.
on May 11th, 2008 at 11:09 pm
with all of those Mute Monday suggestions, I thought you had finally broken down and joined us.
on May 12th, 2008 at 12:18 am
I am sure it will be difficult for you to know which barnyard critter to buy a Salvation Army tie for.
Probably a safe bet to go with the horse. That’s what their mothers would do, given a choice in penis size.
on May 12th, 2008 at 4:21 am
oooh I see 8 days away for blogging hasn’t turned you soft….
thankfully
on May 12th, 2008 at 6:24 am
Eat @ MILFs!
on May 12th, 2008 at 6:27 am
i tell you, sugar, hallmark card holiday really are fucked up! and it sounds like yesterday was possibly worse than valentines day at your place! xox (i hope you have today off)
on May 12th, 2008 at 9:19 am
Well, at least mum didn’t have to cook on her special day.
on May 12th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
I know I should comment more often but these days, I’m insanely busy with real life and the management of my new writers. But I do try to visit whenever I get some time to myself.
So…fuck your mom day eh? No wonder mine is always unappreciative of the gift vouchers I buy her. I’ve been doing it all wrong, it would seem.
on May 12th, 2008 at 6:27 pm
Wow, do you have issues!
on May 13th, 2008 at 11:47 am
Sounds like it wasn’t a great day. I posted a Waitress Story at my blog today. You might like it.
on May 13th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Yes well thankfully we are all looking forward to Mothers I (we) would Like to Fuck Day!
on May 13th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
magnificent vitriol
on May 13th, 2008 at 8:07 pm
When is MILF’s Day?
Where is MILF’s to eat at?
No one tells me anything…