Comments on: My New Plant Looks Like A Twat. http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/13/my-new-plant-looks-like-a-twat/ Just slinging eggs Sat, 06 Sep 2008 04:26:20 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: Sam, Problemchildbride http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/13/my-new-plant-looks-like-a-twat/#comment-2424 Sam, Problemchildbride Fri, 16 May 2008 07:18:45 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/13/my-new-plant-looks-like-a-twat/#comment-2424 Bloody hell! That thing needs an antibiotic and fast! And some advice about making the bees wear a condom. Bloody hell! That thing needs an antibiotic and fast! And some advice about making the bees wear a condom.

]]> By: savannah http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/13/my-new-plant-looks-like-a-twat/#comment-2419 savannah Thu, 15 May 2008 16:19:41 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/13/my-new-plant-looks-like-a-twat/#comment-2419 ewwwwwwwwwwww! LMBO! ewwwwwwwwwwww!

LMBO!

]]> By: gullybogan http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/13/my-new-plant-looks-like-a-twat/#comment-2414 gullybogan Thu, 15 May 2008 12:44:34 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/13/my-new-plant-looks-like-a-twat/#comment-2414 It doesn't look like any Dutchwoman's snatch that i've ever seen. It doesn’t look like any Dutchwoman’s snatch that i’ve ever seen.

]]> By: Abbadon http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/13/my-new-plant-looks-like-a-twat/#comment-2407 Abbadon Thu, 15 May 2008 01:55:18 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/13/my-new-plant-looks-like-a-twat/#comment-2407 <i>Flies? because?</i> Because time's fun when yer havin' flies! Flies? because?

Because time’s fun when yer havin’ flies!

]]> By: Mr. DNA http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/13/my-new-plant-looks-like-a-twat/#comment-2405 Mr. DNA Wed, 14 May 2008 21:55:58 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/13/my-new-plant-looks-like-a-twat/#comment-2405 And you bought this, why? Flies? because? And you bought this, why?

Flies? because?

]]> By: Heff http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/13/my-new-plant-looks-like-a-twat/#comment-2404 Heff Wed, 14 May 2008 20:58:46 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/13/my-new-plant-looks-like-a-twat/#comment-2404 Twat did you say ? I cunt hear you ! I'm a floral bastard myself (see the floral Heff label), but I can't say I have any plants like that ! Twat did you say ? I cunt hear you ! I’m a floral bastard myself (see the floral Heff label), but I can’t say I have any plants like that !

]]> By: blondefabulous http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/13/my-new-plant-looks-like-a-twat/#comment-2403 blondefabulous Wed, 14 May 2008 20:17:05 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/13/my-new-plant-looks-like-a-twat/#comment-2403 Twat in the world....... Twat in the world…….

]]> By: aunnty belle http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/13/my-new-plant-looks-like-a-twat/#comment-2402 aunnty belle Wed, 14 May 2008 20:11:42 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/13/my-new-plant-looks-like-a-twat/#comment-2402 Ick! That thang might crawl up a the side of the house an' on into yore window--yank it up! Cain't be what ya think it looks like..or Georgia O'Keefe woulda painted it, right? Iffin' ya can, please come give me some ideas fer summer on the Front Porch. 'preciate it. Ick! That thang might crawl up a the side of the house an’ on into yore window–yank it up!

Cain’t be what ya think it looks like..or Georgia O’Keefe woulda painted it, right?

Iffin’ ya can, please come give me some ideas fer summer on the Front Porch. ‘preciate it.

]]> By: Gorilla Bananas http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/13/my-new-plant-looks-like-a-twat/#comment-2401 Gorilla Bananas Wed, 14 May 2008 19:33:59 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/13/my-new-plant-looks-like-a-twat/#comment-2401 Try licking it and see if it sighs or moans. Try licking it and see if it sighs or moans.

]]> By: moooooog35 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/13/my-new-plant-looks-like-a-twat/#comment-2400 moooooog35 Wed, 14 May 2008 17:59:32 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/13/my-new-plant-looks-like-a-twat/#comment-2400 I no longer want to see your twat...if you think that's what one looks like. Thanks in advance for not posting photos. I no longer want to see your twat…if you think that’s what one looks like.

Thanks in advance for not posting photos.

]]> By: she http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/13/my-new-plant-looks-like-a-twat/#comment-2399 she Wed, 14 May 2008 15:53:58 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/13/my-new-plant-looks-like-a-twat/#comment-2399 looks like an easter hat for Medea to me. i want to thank you, UW, for making it where any dining out experience now involves anxiety and trepidation as i search for signs of angry chef syndrome on the plate. on the bright side, ive lost weight now that i eat a home more. its better than the diet pills you recommended with your google ads. grrrrerhahahaha looks like an easter hat for Medea to me. i want to thank you, UW, for making it where any dining out experience now involves anxiety and trepidation as i search for signs of angry chef syndrome on the plate. on the bright side, ive lost weight now that i eat a home more. its better than the diet pills you recommended with your google ads. grrrrerhahahaha

]]> By: moi http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/13/my-new-plant-looks-like-a-twat/#comment-2398 moi Wed, 14 May 2008 14:22:41 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/13/my-new-plant-looks-like-a-twat/#comment-2398 Oh good gosh, girl. That's just what I need this early in the morning on an empty stomach. How happy am I that I live in the desert and therefore plant mostly marigolds and cacti? THIS happy. No fetid, tropical snatch plants por Moi! Oh good gosh, girl. That’s just what I need this early in the morning on an empty stomach. How happy am I that I live in the desert and therefore plant mostly marigolds and cacti? THIS happy. No fetid, tropical snatch plants por Moi!

]]> By: Restaurant Gal http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/13/my-new-plant-looks-like-a-twat/#comment-2397 Restaurant Gal Wed, 14 May 2008 13:29:24 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/13/my-new-plant-looks-like-a-twat/#comment-2397 I stopped by today because I needed a laugh. I made an excellent decision! I stopped by today because I needed a laugh. I made an excellent decision!

]]> By: Gypsy http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/13/my-new-plant-looks-like-a-twat/#comment-2396 Gypsy Wed, 14 May 2008 12:45:13 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/13/my-new-plant-looks-like-a-twat/#comment-2396 Yes definitely a resemblance to Paris Hilton's twat....how do I know this? Name one person who doesn't? I love that you have green fingers Sammi, who would've thought. In answer to the question you left me...I'm no expert but what about one of those miniature baby cacti? Yes definitely a resemblance to Paris Hilton’s twat….how do I know this? Name one person who doesn’t?

I love that you have green fingers Sammi, who would’ve thought. In answer to the question you left me…I’m no expert but what about one of those miniature baby cacti?

]]> By: nursemyra http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/13/my-new-plant-looks-like-a-twat/#comment-2395 nursemyra Wed, 14 May 2008 10:10:08 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/13/my-new-plant-looks-like-a-twat/#comment-2395 wow that's an amazing looking plant. I'm not surprised dykes want to date it wow that’s an amazing looking plant. I’m not surprised dykes want to date it

]]> By: Qelqoth http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/13/my-new-plant-looks-like-a-twat/#comment-2394 Qelqoth Wed, 14 May 2008 09:44:49 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/13/my-new-plant-looks-like-a-twat/#comment-2394 I'd tap that shit. I’d tap that shit.

]]> By: kyknoord http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/13/my-new-plant-looks-like-a-twat/#comment-2393 kyknoord Wed, 14 May 2008 06:29:40 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/13/my-new-plant-looks-like-a-twat/#comment-2393 Why would you want to attract more flies? Not enough at work? Why would you want to attract more flies? Not enough at work?

]]> By: Abbadon http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/13/my-new-plant-looks-like-a-twat/#comment-2392 Abbadon Wed, 14 May 2008 04:03:09 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/13/my-new-plant-looks-like-a-twat/#comment-2392 Nasty. That twat looks all infuckted and shit... Nasty. That twat looks all infuckted and shit…

]]> By: daisyfae http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/13/my-new-plant-looks-like-a-twat/#comment-2390 daisyfae Wed, 14 May 2008 02:12:42 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/13/my-new-plant-looks-like-a-twat/#comment-2390 Paris Hilton's "snizz" (*snort*) must smell like money. Otherwise, why the hell would anyone bother chasing it? Maybe guys with coathanger fetishes... Paris Hilton’s “snizz” (*snort*) must smell like money. Otherwise, why the hell would anyone bother chasing it? Maybe guys with coathanger fetishes…

]]> By: Woeful http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/13/my-new-plant-looks-like-a-twat/#comment-2389 Woeful Wed, 14 May 2008 02:12:14 +0000 http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/13/my-new-plant-looks-like-a-twat/#comment-2389 Nice! It could be <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/cambridgeshire/3622786.stm" rel="nofollow">worse</a>... Nice! It could be worse…

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