This Is No Ordinary Cock. No Sir!
Todays topic is Cock! Big, tough, head turning cock. So put on your exam gloves now. I ordered this cock the other day and can’t wait to display it. I think I’ll frame it in a pair of speedos. You can tell the artist really knows her cock. You could say She is a cockspert. Look at how erect She made him! He looks as hard as he is rigid. I have a feeling cock just comes on her, I mean, to her naturally. With her hands She used every stroke to bring this cock to life. Too bad it’s not alive. Because, I would eat it, head and all. Swallowing every last drop of it’s juices. Actually, I would bite its head off first thing. It’s an Alice Cooper fantasy of mine. Anyway, cock is very tasty. I like all kinds of cock. I once ate a black cock, and just can’t tell the difference between it and others. Sure there was a little more meat, but not enough to satisfy my hunger. The meat is tender and very juicy of most cocks unless they are free range, because it can taste gamey. Look at how the artist showed off his butt. Very firm. It is important that any cock I devour have a buff butt. The art of eating cock requires that you cram as much cock in your mouth as you can all at once. Be careful. It is easy to choke on a cock. If that happens you will have to administer the him-lick maneuver until you recover. Remember that peckers are sharp and if you eat your cock improperly you could lose an eye.
Anyway, I appreciate this piece. I appreciate the cock. And most of all, I appreciate the artist. If you are into cock, there is plenty more HERE!
Woeful on May 16th, 2008
My… You really have a way with cock.
Abbadon on May 16th, 2008
Jesus fucking Christ. Now I need a cold shower.
Or a cock muncher.
Any volunteers?
Female only!
USA_Admiral on May 16th, 2008
You never are quite sure what you will find here.
gullybogan on May 16th, 2008
We had a discussion last night, Princess and me, about whether or not ppl eat roosters.
We know that they eat chickens, and lots of them.
But roosters?
Princess felt that by the time a chicken was old enough to be a rooster, it would be too tough to eat, and that ppl would prefer to eat the more pliable flesh of young chickens than denser rooster flesh.
Or, in your idiom, that ppl prefer soft cocks to hard cocks.
I argued that the ‘chickens’ we eat are all hens, and that hens don’t grow up to be roosters.
But then, we have this chicken franchise here in Australia called ‘Red Rooster’, so it seems to be false advertising for them to not sell cooked roosters.
Plus, in all the cartoons and movies, the rooster is always getting its head chopped off with an axe to serve as dinner.
So we’re all confused.
This is why we turn to you, Upset Waitress, and your expertise in the catering industry to explain what the hell is going on with ppl eating (or not eating) roosters.
Please.
nursemyra on May 16th, 2008
great post UW!
and I like the artwork too
Jenny on May 17th, 2008
Now this is an ad that I can get behind.
moi on May 17th, 2008
Somebody, please, give this girl her own comedy show on HBO.
Abbadon on May 17th, 2008
Now this is an ad that I can get behind.
I would think most women would like to get in FRONT of it…
:oD>
daisyfae on May 17th, 2008
A cock-a-day-ll-do to you, too!
she on May 18th, 2008
it’s ribbed too!!! and on its way to your home!
moooooog35 on May 19th, 2008
I prefer cat.
Joe M on May 19th, 2008
Thanks for mid morning “cock-tale”!
april on May 19th, 2008
I need a cigarette and I don’t smoke.
You are funny!
OneForTheRoad on May 19th, 2008
Em…..PENIS!
becky on May 19th, 2008
Good to the last drop.
Abbadon on May 20th, 2008
Okay, time for a post about extraordinary pussy…
Catscratch on May 20th, 2008
I adore cock.
Folly on May 20th, 2008
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