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	<title>Comments on: This Is No Ordinary Cock.  No Sir!</title>
	<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/16/this-is-no-ordinary-cock-no-sir/</link>
	<description>Just slinging eggs</description>
	<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 23:28:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Folly</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/16/this-is-no-ordinary-cock-no-sir/#comment-2450</link>
		<author>Folly</author>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 21:53:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/16/this-is-no-ordinary-cock-no-sir/#comment-2450</guid>
		<description>New site:

http://merelythisnothingmore.blogspot.com/</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>New site:</p>
<p><a href="http://merelythisnothingmore.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">http://merelythisnothingmore.blogspot.com/</a></p>
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		<title>By: Catscratch</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/16/this-is-no-ordinary-cock-no-sir/#comment-2447</link>
		<author>Catscratch</author>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 15:14:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/16/this-is-no-ordinary-cock-no-sir/#comment-2447</guid>
		<description>I adore cock.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I adore cock.</p>
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		<title>By: Abbadon</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/16/this-is-no-ordinary-cock-no-sir/#comment-2446</link>
		<author>Abbadon</author>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 14:31:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/16/this-is-no-ordinary-cock-no-sir/#comment-2446</guid>
		<description>Okay, time for a post about extraordinary pussy...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay, time for a post about extraordinary pussy&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: becky</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/16/this-is-no-ordinary-cock-no-sir/#comment-2445</link>
		<author>becky</author>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 00:22:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/16/this-is-no-ordinary-cock-no-sir/#comment-2445</guid>
		<description>Good to the last drop.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good to the last drop.</p>
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		<title>By: OneForTheRoad</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/16/this-is-no-ordinary-cock-no-sir/#comment-2444</link>
		<author>OneForTheRoad</author>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 23:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/16/this-is-no-ordinary-cock-no-sir/#comment-2444</guid>
		<description>Em.....PENIS!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Em&#8230;..PENIS!</p>
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		<title>By: april</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/16/this-is-no-ordinary-cock-no-sir/#comment-2443</link>
		<author>april</author>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 16:55:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/16/this-is-no-ordinary-cock-no-sir/#comment-2443</guid>
		<description>I need a cigarette and I don't smoke. 
You are funny!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I need a cigarette and I don&#8217;t smoke.<br />
You are funny!</p>
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		<title>By: Joe M</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/16/this-is-no-ordinary-cock-no-sir/#comment-2442</link>
		<author>Joe M</author>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 15:09:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/16/this-is-no-ordinary-cock-no-sir/#comment-2442</guid>
		<description>Thanks for mid morning "cock-tale"!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for mid morning &#8220;cock-tale&#8221;!</p>
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		<title>By: moooooog35</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/16/this-is-no-ordinary-cock-no-sir/#comment-2441</link>
		<author>moooooog35</author>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 14:33:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/16/this-is-no-ordinary-cock-no-sir/#comment-2441</guid>
		<description>I prefer cat.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I prefer cat.</p>
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		<title>By: she</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/16/this-is-no-ordinary-cock-no-sir/#comment-2438</link>
		<author>she</author>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 16:33:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/16/this-is-no-ordinary-cock-no-sir/#comment-2438</guid>
		<description>it's ribbed too!!! and on its way to your home!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>it&#8217;s ribbed too!!! and on its way to your home!</p>
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		<title>By: daisyfae</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/16/this-is-no-ordinary-cock-no-sir/#comment-2437</link>
		<author>daisyfae</author>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 03:11:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/16/this-is-no-ordinary-cock-no-sir/#comment-2437</guid>
		<description>A cock-a-day-ll-do to you, too!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A cock-a-day-ll-do to you, too!</p>
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		<title>By: Abbadon</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/16/this-is-no-ordinary-cock-no-sir/#comment-2436</link>
		<author>Abbadon</author>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 02:11:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/16/this-is-no-ordinary-cock-no-sir/#comment-2436</guid>
		<description>&lt;i&gt;Now this is an ad that I can get behind.&lt;/i&gt;

I would think most women would like to get in FRONT of it...

:oD&#62;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>Now this is an ad that I can get behind.</i></p>
<p>I would think most women would like to get in FRONT of it&#8230;</p>
<p>:oD&gt;</p>
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		<title>By: moi</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/16/this-is-no-ordinary-cock-no-sir/#comment-2434</link>
		<author>moi</author>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 14:02:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/16/this-is-no-ordinary-cock-no-sir/#comment-2434</guid>
		<description>Somebody, please, give this girl her own comedy show on HBO.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Somebody, please, give this girl her own comedy show on HBO.</p>
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		<title>By: Jenny</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/16/this-is-no-ordinary-cock-no-sir/#comment-2433</link>
		<author>Jenny</author>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 06:08:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/16/this-is-no-ordinary-cock-no-sir/#comment-2433</guid>
		<description>Now this is an ad that I can get behind.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now this is an ad that I can get behind.</p>
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		<title>By: nursemyra</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/16/this-is-no-ordinary-cock-no-sir/#comment-2432</link>
		<author>nursemyra</author>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 03:03:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/16/this-is-no-ordinary-cock-no-sir/#comment-2432</guid>
		<description>great post UW!

and I like the artwork too</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>great post UW!</p>
<p>and I like the artwork too</p>
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		<title>By: gullybogan</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/16/this-is-no-ordinary-cock-no-sir/#comment-2430</link>
		<author>gullybogan</author>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 01:07:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/16/this-is-no-ordinary-cock-no-sir/#comment-2430</guid>
		<description>We had a discussion last night, Princess and me, about whether or not ppl eat roosters.

We know that they eat chickens, and lots of them.

But roosters?

Princess felt that by the time a chicken was old enough to be a rooster, it would be too tough to eat, and that ppl would prefer to eat the more pliable flesh of young chickens than denser rooster flesh.

Or, in your idiom, that ppl prefer soft cocks to hard cocks.

I argued that the 'chickens' we eat are all hens, and that hens don't grow up to be roosters.

But then, we have this chicken franchise here in Australia called 'Red Rooster', so it seems to be false advertising for them to not sell cooked roosters.

Plus, in all the cartoons and movies, the rooster is always getting its head chopped off with an axe to serve as dinner.

So we're all confused.

This is why we turn to you, Upset Waitress, and your expertise in the catering industry to explain what the hell is going on with ppl eating (or not eating) roosters.

Please.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We had a discussion last night, Princess and me, about whether or not ppl eat roosters.</p>
<p>We know that they eat chickens, and lots of them.</p>
<p>But roosters?</p>
<p>Princess felt that by the time a chicken was old enough to be a rooster, it would be too tough to eat, and that ppl would prefer to eat the more pliable flesh of young chickens than denser rooster flesh.</p>
<p>Or, in your idiom, that ppl prefer soft cocks to hard cocks.</p>
<p>I argued that the &#8216;chickens&#8217; we eat are all hens, and that hens don&#8217;t grow up to be roosters.</p>
<p>But then, we have this chicken franchise here in Australia called &#8216;Red Rooster&#8217;, so it seems to be false advertising for them to not sell cooked roosters.</p>
<p>Plus, in all the cartoons and movies, the rooster is always getting its head chopped off with an axe to serve as dinner.</p>
<p>So we&#8217;re all confused.</p>
<p>This is why we turn to you, Upset Waitress, and your expertise in the catering industry to explain what the hell is going on with ppl eating (or not eating) roosters.</p>
<p>Please.</p>
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		<title>By: USA_Admiral</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/16/this-is-no-ordinary-cock-no-sir/#comment-2429</link>
		<author>USA_Admiral</author>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 00:21:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/16/this-is-no-ordinary-cock-no-sir/#comment-2429</guid>
		<description>You never are quite sure what you will find here.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You never are quite sure what you will find here.</p>
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		<title>By: Abbadon</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/16/this-is-no-ordinary-cock-no-sir/#comment-2428</link>
		<author>Abbadon</author>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 23:48:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/16/this-is-no-ordinary-cock-no-sir/#comment-2428</guid>
		<description>Jesus fucking Christ.  Now I need a cold shower.

Or a cock muncher.

Any volunteers?

Female only!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jesus fucking Christ.  Now I need a cold shower.</p>
<p>Or a cock muncher.</p>
<p>Any volunteers?</p>
<p>Female only!</p>
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		<title>By: Woeful</title>
		<link>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/16/this-is-no-ordinary-cock-no-sir/#comment-2427</link>
		<author>Woeful</author>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 23:39:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://upsetwaitress.com/2008/05/16/this-is-no-ordinary-cock-no-sir/#comment-2427</guid>
		<description>My... You really have a way with cock.
;-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My&#8230; You really have a way with cock.<br />
 <img src='http://upsetwaitress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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