Comments on: What Makes Me Happy?

By: Wise Old Troll

Wise Old Troll — Sat, 24 May 2008 14:17:22 +0000

Happier than 72 Virgins trampling a muslib.

beaverboosh — Sat, 24 May 2008 08:35:37 +0000

Happier than Joyce Dick Lam Poon at a genital naming conference!

Abbadon — Fri, 23 May 2008 22:45:39 +0000

Happier than a john with a bag of quarters and a two-bit whore.

moooooog35 — Fri, 23 May 2008 17:32:43 +0000

Happier than a Catholic Priest at an unsupervised all-boy quadraplegic deaf-mute day camp.

Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur — Fri, 23 May 2008 16:08:54 +0000

Happier than Obama at a “Support Your Local Marxist” event.

Happier than Hillary at a “Clinton Rape Victims” meeting.

Happier than McCain at a “Brigde Building” event with Howeird Dean and the DNC.

moooooog35 — Fri, 23 May 2008 15:30:22 +0000

Happier than Lindsay Lohan at an open bar.

Happier than Tara Reid running a “fuck for a dollar” booth.

Happier than Anna Nicole Smith not overdosing and puking all over herself and dying and shit.

That’s all I’ve got.

moi — Fri, 23 May 2008 14:18:20 +0000

Happier than Moi at a sample sale at Neiman’s.

nursemyra — Fri, 23 May 2008 11:35:36 +0000

“a priest at a boyz to men concert”?

best line yet

axe victim — Fri, 23 May 2008 09:42:57 +0000

Honey, I’m home!

kyknoord — Fri, 23 May 2008 06:27:33 +0000

Happier than a Michael Moore with an axe to grind.

daisyfae — Fri, 23 May 2008 02:01:09 +0000

Dick Cheney stepping on puppies, kittens and orphans…

Gorilla Bananas — Thu, 22 May 2008 21:15:57 +0000

Lesbian under a pussy tree? I’ll believe it when I see it.