Comments on: Three Days Long. Episode I. The Maddness Begins.

By: Mr. DNA

Mr. DNA — Wed, 28 May 2008 18:09:10 +0000

Did you do something rash and end up in jail?

By: savannah

savannah — Wed, 28 May 2008 02:12:31 +0000

i really hope you have tonight off, sugar (tuesday)
xoxox

By: Catscratch

Catscratch — Tue, 27 May 2008 20:53:10 +0000

Hey, at least it wasn’t circus midgets piling out of a VW Bug.

By: kyknoord

kyknoord — Tue, 27 May 2008 10:22:18 +0000

At least you got to smack countless uncontrolled children. Every clown has a silver chiding.

By: blondefabulous

blondefabulous — Mon, 26 May 2008 17:29:14 +0000

Ah,… the ever fabolus Ghetto-ade! Made popular by those mostly subsisting on food stamps and drug money, now it has broadened it’s horizons and the entire WORLD can enjoy it’s watered down, shitty taste!

Try to rope it in and not fuck anyone up this weekend!

By: Gypsy

Gypsy — Mon, 26 May 2008 10:59:10 +0000

It sounds like our favourite loveable waitress is about to get very upset indeed. I do love it when you go on a rant.

By: Abbadon

Abbadon — Mon, 26 May 2008 03:37:58 +0000

By the way - it’s five families of five in one mini-van with home theater sconces on the sides. Where I vcome from, what you're linked to are called "sofas", not sconces. I think your link is sofa king messed up...

By: Abbadon

Abbadon — Mon, 26 May 2008 00:37:43 +0000

I can get you free tickets for the circus. I believe she is already there. 25 people in a minivan sounds like a clown car to me. Speaking of between the thighs and clown cars...how do these people find time for church with all their fucking?

By: Gorilla Bananas

Gorilla Bananas — Sun, 25 May 2008 23:20:07 +0000

Have you ever considered warming the lemons between your thighs before cutting them? I believe it improves the flavour. I can get you free tickets for the circus.

By: Native Minnow

Native Minnow — Sun, 25 May 2008 17:06:21 +0000

I’m working this weekend too, but at least that just requires me to sit alone in my office looking at my computer monitor and not dealing with jackasses on vacation. Good luck! I hope they at least tip well.

By: moi

moi — Sun, 25 May 2008 12:33:13 +0000

Y’all aren’t allowed firearms are you?

By: Restaurant Gal

Restaurant Gal — Sun, 25 May 2008 11:54:41 +0000

Long weekend horror show: Sunday is like Saturday, so it’s amateur hour redux! Monday is a holiday, unless you are working, which I am–a double. We are drinking together next week, I hope.

By: beaverboosh

beaverboosh — Sun, 25 May 2008 08:48:26 +0000

… five families of five in one mini-van.

Solves both the fuel and the housing crisis eh!

By: Jenny

Jenny — Sun, 25 May 2008 01:35:38 +0000

Uff da, you have my respect this weekend U.W.

Try not to knife anybody.

By: daisyfae

daisyfae — Sun, 25 May 2008 01:28:38 +0000

So, what do clowns eat? Serve them rubber fish, squeaky horn sandwiches and buckets full of confetti.

By: Manuel

Manuel — Sun, 25 May 2008 00:22:51 +0000

I fucking hate holiday weekends …….especially on the Sunday night when the fucking fuckers get all giddy about not having to go to work the next day…….I’m getting very bitter as I get older…….

By: USA_Admiral

USA_Admiral — Sun, 25 May 2008 00:03:58 +0000

Sounds like an absolutely hell of a time. 25 in one van would be evidence of a “failed immigration policies.”