The One I Hate.
Being a woman sucks because you have to deal with men. The one in my life is a lazy, skinny, stinky, slob. I lost all respect for him because he’s unmotivated and unambitious(jobless idiot). His taste in TV shows and movies suck the biggest of pricks(Mash, True Grit). And he’s constantly in the crapper(shitting his life away). He keeps Cottonelle and other horse supplies in business with all the shitting he does. I feel bad for his asspipe. He’s never saved money, he does not know how. Don’t get me wrong, he is a good person. He has a good heart, does volunteer work in our community, and would die for me and our son, but god dammit, he’s a total fuck hole! Why would he go and piss off an already upset waitress? I hope I’m not the only one that feels deep hatred for the “other” half. Damn him to hell.
daisyfae on May 28th, 2008
can’t say as i hate them, but then again, i don’t have any of them shitting in my house… the dog uses the yard. don’t let ‘em in my bubble… easier that way.
pajama momma on May 28th, 2008
Ever have those days when just looking at their face annoys you? Like you want to squish their eyeballs out, or do I just need another drink?
kyknoord on May 29th, 2008
Hey, I’ve never been able to figure out what women see in men. Not that I’m complaining or anything, but it’s still puzzling.
Abbadon on May 29th, 2008
How can someone be a good person and a total fuckhole at the same time?
Unless, of course, you’re a woman…
Abbadon on May 29th, 2008
Hmm - I guess I better clarify that I meant a total fuckhole of a woman would be a GOOD thing because it would mean she was all about sex.
Oh, never mind. Have a better day, sweetie.
Gypsy on May 29th, 2008
Oh dear….trouble in paradise? Sorry Sammi….the making up part is fun though…right?
Wise Old Troll on May 29th, 2008
Don’t think the Baby-Daddy is good enough for you. Gave you some more BLOG LOVE at the Troll Report today! Curious what you’d do in the situation presented.
Restaurant Gal on May 29th, 2008
This is why I am coming your way to drink huge amounts of alcohol with you. On this night, all I can say, is f— ‘em all. Well, and then….
moooooog35 on May 30th, 2008
Poop. Eat. Watch bad TV.
This is what men do. It’s in the owner’s manual.
Maybe you should go lesbo. If you decide this, please post pics. Thanks in advance.
Catscratch on May 30th, 2008
Well, mine works… but he’s a dweeb. He’s OCD, anal rententive, and all he does iis prowl Craigslist and FleaMarkets for utterly useless shit to put in our already over stuffed hacienda.
I feel ya, girl.
Jenny on May 30th, 2008
You’re married to Kevin Federline?
moi on May 30th, 2008
ROTFL at Jenny. Other than that, I got nothing. Except a passel of virtual cocktails and some twenty year old frat boys to ease your pain. May it pass quickly.
Abbadon on May 30th, 2008
Hey, Moooooog35, I’m a guy. Like women, I eat and poop. But I don’t watch bad TV. I have sex instead. And I love lesbo pics. Got any?
:oD>
gullybogan on May 30th, 2008
Yes, it is hard now to see what we saw in M*A*S*H all those years ago.
Is there something wrong with his digestive system? It sounds like he may have some sort of arse-centric syndrome.
she on May 31st, 2008
youre the funniest pissed waitress on the internets. im laughing my ass off over here. next time mr she says i have a foul mouth i am going to refer him to you. grrrrrerhahahaha i love that last line. it caps off “fuck hole” and “ass pipe” nicely. grrrerhahahaha
boy the restaurant patrons better be on their best behavior.
grrrrherhahahaha to jenny!!
Dennis on May 31st, 2008
The funniest thing about this post is that (I think) it’s not supposed to be funny at all.
What is True Grit? Could be the reason your man is on the toilet so much.
Hi, UW. Missed you.
Peace,
- Dennis
www.donttipthewaiter.blogspot.com
Practically Joe on June 1st, 2008
We’re not all that bad … I always remember to put down the toilet seat.
Bent on June 1st, 2008
Wow - and here I thought I was the only loser who followed that particular recipe for living life…j/k…I think?