I Still Hate Him.

I still hate him. He says he loves me. I think I hate him even more for that, because it makes it hard to hate him. BASTARD! Just when I decided that I was secure in my reasons for hating him, he has to give me new ones. It confuses me. I don’t like to be confused about things I thought I was certain of. It was almost as confusing as deciding how I should lose weight. After I read an Anoretix review, I decided that good diet and exercise were the best solution. However, once I found out how difficult Proper eating and exercise were, I considered trying a pill diet. Now I am confused again. That’s right. I was talking about how I hate him. BASTARD.

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  • Gorilla Bananas on May 31st, 2008

    An ellipse is egg-shaped. You don’t stand on it, you sit on it like mother hen until it hatches. Haven’t you told your boy the facts of life yet?

  • daisyfae on May 31st, 2008

    you need to confuse him to retaliate. start sleeping with a baseball bat. when he tells you he loves you? hit him with it. he’ll be real confused…

  • Lenore on June 7th, 2008

    I find that when he walks out on your ass leaving you $350k in debt, no money in the bank, and takes up with any tramp that’ll raise her skirt, it’s real easy to hate him.

    Or maybe that’s just me.

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