Vacation?

I was thinking, and we all know how dangerous that can be. I decided that it was time for another vacation. The only questions left were where, when, and how much will it cost me. I did a little research on the Virgin Islands. After speaking to some one at St. John villa rentals, I decided that my vacation was going to be slightly more local, and less expansive. So I went to a local bar, bought a lot of drinks, some other mind altering substances, and went to the movie theater. As soon as the movie was over I went to a local flop house to sleep it off. When I awoke I did it all again. Now that I have had a “vacation” I can get back to my usual routine. Which normally consists of ten hours of serving morons, drinking, and flophouses. Wait a minute. Damn it. Now I have to start thinking about a vacation again.

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  • Woeful on June 6th, 2008

    Nothing like taking a holiday…

  • Jenny on June 6th, 2008

    I’d like to have a pint of your “vacation” please.

  • Abbadon on June 7th, 2008

    some other mind altering substances,

    I thought you said this vacation was going to be less EXPANSIVE?

  • Wise Old Troll on June 7th, 2008

    Silly girl. This time of year condos are FREE in the Virgin Islands! You just have to pretend you’re interested in buying a time-share. I’ve done it twice.

  • daisyfae on June 7th, 2008

    how much for a case of Froot Loops, a few gallons of soy milk and some ’shrooms? now THAT’S a vacation…

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