Vacation?
I was thinking, and we all know how dangerous that can be. I decided that it was time for another vacation. The only questions left were where, when, and how much will it cost me. I did a little research on the Virgin Islands. After speaking to some one at St. John villa rentals, I decided that my vacation was going to be slightly more local, and less expansive. So I went to a local bar, bought a lot of drinks, some other mind altering substances, and went to the movie theater. As soon as the movie was over I went to a local flop house to sleep it off. When I awoke I did it all again. Now that I have had a “vacation” I can get back to my usual routine. Which normally consists of ten hours of serving morons, drinking, and flophouses. Wait a minute. Damn it. Now I have to start thinking about a vacation again.
Woeful on June 6th, 2008
Nothing like taking a holiday…
Jenny on June 6th, 2008
I’d like to have a pint of your “vacation” please.
Abbadon on June 7th, 2008
some other mind altering substances,
I thought you said this vacation was going to be less EXPANSIVE?
Wise Old Troll on June 7th, 2008
Silly girl. This time of year condos are FREE in the Virgin Islands! You just have to pretend you’re interested in buying a time-share. I’ve done it twice.
daisyfae on June 7th, 2008
how much for a case of Froot Loops, a few gallons of soy milk and some ’shrooms? now THAT’S a vacation…